As a very wise man once sang, “I don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.” Knowing R. Kelly, he would have given Channing Tatum and Elton John a standing ovation had he witnessed their sleeveless sexy dancing on stage at the Revlon Concert for the Rainforest in New York. Clearly Tatum doesn’t want to let his Magic Mike skills go to waste: so much squatting! So much fedora! Later in the evening, the 21 Jump Street actor performed a sensuous routine with wife and Step Up costar Jenna Dewan, but since we assume they do that every night, we’re going to concentrate more on these amazing booty-dancing photos. Go for it, Elton! Living the dream!
Jennifer Hudson, James Taylor, Meryl Streep and Bill Clinton also took the stage at the event last night, which we can only assume raised $5,000,000,000 for charity. At least it would have, if we had been there…and had all our cash in ones…and Security let us stuff it in the top of Channing’s tuxedo pants. If this is what it takes to save the environment (and we always knew it was), then may Elton John and Channing Tatum spasmodically gyrate forever.
This video made totally made us blush and laugh hysterically at the same time. Joe Jonas got a lap dance from Britney Spears at Wembley Stadium in London yesterday. Joe is Britney’s opening act for her European Femme Fatale tour so it isn’t surprising that he was around. The poor guy didn’t know where to look when Brit-Brit got him up on stage and danced provocatively around him while singing Lace and Leather, eventually wrapping her legs around his neck. His expression is so awkward, it’s priceless and really does bring on the lols. He’s now in the hallowed company of the likes of Pauly D, who also got a lap dance from Britney back in August.
rnBack when we were teenagers, just about the most scandalous thing you could do was to get caught necking at Inspiration Point. Wait, come to think of it, we spent so much time glued to the television during our formative years that we often get our own memories mixed up with old plotlines of Leave It To Beaver. Either way, today’s teens sure are crazy, aren’t they? rnrnTake Miley Cyrus, for instance. As you’ll no doubt recall, Miss Hannah Montana herself was caught on camera earlier this week giving a booze-fueled lapdance to 44 year-old motion picture director Adam Shankman. And while most parents would follow up such behavior by giving their offspring a stern talking-to (perhaps accompanied by a Wagging Finger of Shame), Billy Ray Cyrus doesn’t seem too concerned about his daughter’s proclivities. As he tells TMZ, “It’s just what people her age do.” Funny, we missed that chapter the last time we consulted our dog-eared copy of Dr. Spock, but then again, we probably just have an outdated version of that book.rnrn[Photo Credit: FilmMagic]
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