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Levi Johnston’s Super Sperm Gets Another Woman Pregnant

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Look out, world. Levi Johnston has spawned another child. Are we ready for this? We think not. TMZ is reporting that his new babymamma is Sunny Oglesby, a 20-year-old schoolteacher from his hometown of Wasilla, Alaska. You know who else is from there, right? Bristol Palin — his other babymamma. Levi’s not going to rest [...]

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Stop The Evacuation: Levi Johnston Is Not Running For Mayor

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Just in case you live in Wasilla and were planning to get yourself the hell out because of this news, call off the moving vans. Levi Johnston is not running for Mayor. It was around this time last year that we spoke of Levi’s ambitions for candidacy. Also because he was planning a “docu-soap” around [...]

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Levi Johnston Drags Out His 15 Minutes By Writing A Tell-All Book

Levi Johnston was the most famous political baby-daddy in all the land for a while there (until John Edwards came in and stole his thunder, that rascal). Johnston’s relationship with Bristol Palin has been over for a while now and Bristol has been quietly dating an Alaskan pipeline worker for a few months, so you’d [...]

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Levi Johnston’s Next Move: Mayor Of Wasilla?

Apparently, Levi Johnston is running for Mayor of Wasilla. This is not a hoax (but it most certainly is a farce). Let’s see, what could the possible reasons be for this new career direction? • He wants to piss off almost-mother-in-law (twice over) Sarah Palin? • Bristol Palin broke up with him …again… so he [...]

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Bristol Palin Breaks Up With Levi Johnston

Less than two months after rekindling her relationship with baby daddy Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin, daughter of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, has called the relationship off…again. Read the full story at LimeLife.

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Levi Ironically Can’t Be Contained Inside His Levi’s

Obvious alert: Levi Johnston can’t keep it in his pants! But you already knew that, little Tripp Palin-Johnston is evidence of that fact. It’s just that Bristol Palin isn’t the only girl in Wasilla, Alaska that Levi persuaded to go on a bareback journey to ecstasy with. While he and Bristol were “on a break” [...]

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Levi Johnston To Become Video Vixen

Levi Johnston is taking a break from being a responsible young man with steady employment and good impulse control to take a dip in Lake Terrible Decision. Just kidding! He does that on the daily. The disaster-scape that is the future Mr. Palin-Johnston is now slated to star in a music video for R&B sensation [...]

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The Levi And Bristol Family Values Hour: Coming To A TV Near You

Now that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are re-engaged, the next logical step for these two crazy kids is, of course, a reality show. When your lives are already a reality circus, it makes sense, right? And you can’t say these two are famous for doing nothing, either. The had premarital sex and it was [...]

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Bristol Palin To Play Herself In TV Role

Levi Johnston isn’t the only teen parent who wants a piece of the celebrity action. Bristol Palin will be making her television debut soon on an upcoming episode of ABC Family’s The Secret Life of the American Teenager. (So much for Sarah Palin‘s complaint that the media focuses too much on her kids – this [...]

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Levi Johnston Isn’t Making Much, Fights Child Support Request

Levi Johnston may be famous—kinda—but he certainly isn’t rich. The Playgirl model and thorn in Sarah Palin‘s side is fighting babymama Bristol Palin‘s request for $1,750 a month in child support, admitting in court documents that while he made over six figures in 2009, he never roped more than $10,000 annually beforehand, and may only [...]