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Lindsay’s SCRAM Bracelet Goes Off, Avoids Jail Again


Another Houdini like maneuver! It all started when a report that Lindsay Lohan‘s SCRAM bracelet had registered an alcohol report surfaced. Apparently the monitoring people got the report sometime between Sunday night and Monday morning, after Lindsay attended the MTV Movie Awards. Lindsay denied the report tweeting, “My scram wasn’t set off-Its physically impossible considering I’ve nothing for it to go off-All of these false resports are absolutely wrong.”

So what happened? SCRAM gets notified by a data download, and officials say it could either be a positive alcohol reading, a cut strap, or that L.L didn’t get home at the prescribed time. Either way , on Tuesday, L.A  Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel issued a bench warrant, claiming Lindz, was “in violation for conditions on bail” because the bracelet went off. Soon after, Lohan’s bondsman delivered the $20,000 bail – that’s 10% of the $200,000 bail –  preventing her from spending any immediate time behind bars. Lohan is now due in court on July 6.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Excuses, Daddy Dearest Weighs In


You Lohan’s. What would the world be like without you. What would we do without you. The latest bout of crazy comes from Lindsay Lohan‘s court visit yesterday. Now, she knew the Judge Marsh Revel was most likely going to make her wear a monitor anklet. Her legal team tried to object, saying she had to shoot for a movie in Texas. No cigar.

Now, in pure Lindsay style… she’s been busted. Again. Come on, stolen passports, all flights back to the U.S booked… it’s the new my dog-ate-my-homework with her! Unfortunately, it’s her movie-in-Texas BS that’s unravelled. Because there are no movies that she’s supposed to be in Texas for! TMZ contacted the producers of the only two movies Lindsay is involved in – Machete and Inferno – and they’ve both made it crystal clear that there’s nothing happening in Texas. A spokesperson for Machete says that there are some scenes being shot there but, “according to the director, they don’t include [Lindsay].”

An Inferno rep blabbed, “The Linda Lovelace biopic doesn’t plan on starting shooting ’till the beginning of August.”  And guess what…. no scenes are being shot in Texas. Get used to that SCRAM bracelet, Lindz.

Now where there’s anything Lindsay, her dad, Michael Lohan can’t be far behind. He’s been threatening to crash her court hearings, going ballistic after she “stood him up” and shows up with cops at her apartment. He’s also been hollering about how he wants to beg the judge not to send Li.Lo to jail, but to rehab instead. Because he really cares about his daughter.

Now he’s telling TMZ  that he “doesn’t think it’s a good idea for her to detox on her own.” He feels Lindsay would be best served by “being under a doctor’s care.”  He’s got an addiction recovery specialist, Marc Kern, to back him up. IF Lindsay has a drug problem he says, “There probably should have been an assessment of her reliance and dependency of substances before they took her off of everything. That would have been a safer method.” We think it’s safe to say we haven’t heard the end of it.

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Amanda Seyfried And Dominic Cooper Are On A Break


Did we speak too soon about these two being an adorable couple? In what proved to be a prophetic interview with Teen Vogue, Amanda Seyfried had this to say about her (then) boyfriend Dominic Cooper, “A lot of people ask me, ‘Is Dominic the one?’ I don’t know, and I’m fine with that.” The Letters to Juliet star added, ” Too much planning can lead to heartbreak. Love is great and possible always, but it’s very rare to have the feeling that ‘I want to be with this person forever’.”

He should have also taken the hint when Seyfried kinda critiqued him for not moving to New York, closer to her, saying, “I bought a place. He didn’t yet. I actually bought real estate, not in L.A., not in London, but in New York, so I’m hoping he’ll decide to move over for a while. But he’s got all his best friends in London. He can’t leave them behind. I don’t know what it will take.

Either way, Seyfried and Cooper are visiting Splitsville for now. A source dished, “Amanda and Dominic have been on and off for a while – and right now they’re taking a break. But they’re great friends and could still get back together.”

Well, at least it’s confirmed because otherwise, Lindsay Lohan making a play for Cooper (with him totally responding) in Cannes would not have gone down well. Lindz… you used to be co-stars with Seyfried on Mean Girls. Stop living up to the name! We’d don’t want him to go Lohan. The aesthetics are all wrong! And didn’t the whole Rachel-Ross “on a break” palaver on Friends teach you anything? Steer clear of trouble, bro.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Plans To Crash Her Court Hearing


First, the good news. Lindsay Lohan’s alcohol education officials are giving her top points. The Right On Programs people wrote a letter which reports that Lilo “attends regularly and consistently. Her attitude is positive and receptive to ideas regarding lifestyle changes.”

The report comes despite the fact that Lindz has only 10 out of 13 classes under her belt! And also despite the fact that Lohan might miss her court hearing on Thursday which means mega trouble! The program also hasn’t taken into account Lohan’s questionable choices and lack of propriety – read: Lindsay’s drunken brawls – over the past few months. They’re stating, “She has never come [to class] under the influence, been rude or disrespectful. She attends regularly and consistently communicates in a timely manner to reschedule if necessary.”

They’ve also got supporting documents stating that in the couple of weeks Lindsay didn’t attend, her absence was pre-approved. Once was when she was going to a Haiti fundraiser in New York, and the second was a trip to Europe to promote her clothing line.

Here’s the deal: the program is not required to notify the judge unless Lindsay misses 21 consecutive days.  The judge, on the other hand, ordered Lindsay to attend class at least once every week. This was apparently not communicated to the program. Lindsay now has some sort of defense on her side. When the judge rules she didn’t attend weekly classes, Lohan can say that the program allowed her leave. Now on the matter of not having completed all her classes, that’s up to the judges discretion.  If she shows, that is.

But here comes the bad news. The prosecutor is gunning for Lohan. Sources have told TMZ that it’s an either-or situation. Either Lindsay proves she’s been in total compliance with her probation terms, or she goes to the slammer. Even worse news (for her): Michael Lohan plans to crash the hearing, and in keeping with his crackitude, he doesn’t want to be just a spectator. He wants to address the court, and if granted permission, wants to beg the judge not to send her to jail. Instead, he’s going to ask them to order her into rehab. We’re hoping the judge shuts him up. Michael Lohan threatens his daughters with court and busts in with police to see them. No one wants anything to do with you, “Dad.”

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by (@missmuttoo)

Trouble! Volcano Disrupts Lindsay Lohan’s Flight Plans


The world’s most beloved (cough, cough) actress is in Cannes! Lindsay Lohan had a drunken fight before leaving, but that’s to be expected, right? Lilo’s been swanning around “promoting” her upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic. But she has to go home to appear in court on Thursday for her probation progress report session, because she’s only completed 10 out of the required 13 alcohol ed classes. Because to Lindsay Lohan, partying till dawn is far more important.

The bee-yotch is that La Lohan apparently can’t get a flight back to the U.S because of the Icelandic volcanic ash flyin’ about. Airports are jammed, and no amount of stomping around will get her a seat because Mamma Nature don’t care about traffic school. And here’s the bigger bee-yotch: if LL doesn’t show, the judge will issue a bench warrant for her arrest. Karma Lindsay… you keep hitting things, something will hit back.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Lindsay Lohan Crashes An Iggy Pop Concert


Not being able to get to Cannes isn’t going to stop Lindsay Lohan from doing what she does best (relatively speaking). Iggy Pop performed in Williamsburg Wednesday night, and Lindsay crashed it. According to the New York Daily News, event organizers at the Ray-ban bash opened their VIP doors, expecting Josh Hartnett but were instead faced with LiLo and her 30-strong entourage. A source revealed, “The staff had opened a private entrance for Josh because he was going to be late. If they expected Lindsay, they certainly didn’t expect her to come with that many people. Most celebrities brought one or two guests – her crew was inappropriately large.” And it gets worse:  “It caused a huge commotion, because the VIP area was definitely not equipped to handle that amount of guests. Event staff was running around like crazy trying to accommodate her.”

And was La Lohan gracious? Uh, no. “She looked completely out of it”, the source huffed. She really need to take a page out of Kelly Osbourne’s book, who was the sweetheart to Lohan’s diva. “It took her a while to get into the VIP area because everyone was crowding it,” says the source. “But she was patient. She and her boyfriend, Luke [Worrall], didn’t have the best view once they got inside, but they craned their necks like the rest of the crowd.” And her coolness isn’t a one-off situation. Justin Long, Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard did the same. And the latter were together it seems! “Justin came solo, but Kate and Alex were very much together. Everyone was pretty packed together in VIP, but those two made sure to be next to each other the whole time.” And probably looked ridiculously hot too. But did anyone pay attention to Miz Lohan? What do you think? “It’s fair to say that the other celebs ignored Lindsay. She’s not someone who people are trying to be associated with right now.” Looks like the source had the final say!

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by (@missmuttoo)

No Free Ride To Cannes For Lindsay Lohan

So, Lindsay Lohan’s playing a porn star in a movie. We’d reported that she’s going to portray the legendary adult-film actress Linda Lovelace in a film called Inferno. Unfortunately, the movie’s not getting her as much mileage as she was hoping for. If Lilo wants to make it to Cannes this year, she’s going to have to pay for it out of her own pocket. She’s apparently trying desperately to wrangle some moolah and swing a freebie to get there but no one seems to be coughing up the cash. “She’s been asking around, but hasn’t had any takers,” snarks a source.

Oh, and here’s the juice about the movie she’s about to star in, straight from the director Matthew Wilder himself, “It’s not something I can imagine that anybody would ever be turned on by, unless they’re really sick.” Sounds…interesting.

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Lohan Parents Awkward Run-In


Dina Lohan and ex-husband Michael Lohan had an awkward run-in on Saturday when they both showed up at the Super Saturday 12 in Watermill, NY. Wonder what they talked about? Maybe Dina heard her ex was going to be there and she wanted to get her overdue child support check. Michael then probably told her he would be right back with that, but instead slithered off to go buy shoes with new BFF Jon Gosselin. Fooled again! [Photos: Splash News Online]

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