News flash: Ke$ha is a party animal. The tattoo artist by day, electro-pop star by night recently revealed that favorite pastimes are making her assistant dress up in a penis costume and holding nude parties. When the singer-songwriter isn’t killing the stage with raunchy moves and some pretty provocative outfits, Ke$ha is comparing herself to Diddy. As if having the #1 album in 2010 with Animal wasn’t a big deal, our favorite wild child looks to claim the top spot again this year. The “Tik Tok” singer said she’s aiming to reinvent pop music with her next album scheduled to release May 2012, which she’s recorded all while on tour this past year. Ke$ha clearly loves her fishnets, feathers, and her gold tooth — despite how good she looked in her recent make-under. In honor of her 25th birthday, Ke$ha already shared a photo of her new, studly hairdo. We’d like to keep the party going with 25 pics of Ke$ha’s wildest poses.
Finally, Justin Bieber is legal! Um, did we say that out loud? What we mean is, it’s comforting that Justin’s mature fans won’t feel bad for admiring those shirtless pics. JB’s been making steps toward a more “grown” Justin since he chopped his hair and snagged long-term GF Selena Gomez. What’s next for the Canadian crooner? Well, we know he plans to publish a second book titled Justin Bieber: Just Getting Started in September, following the success of his first book, Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story, which sold millions. Justin also plans to release the first single off his third studio album Believe sometime this month, he announced via Twitter. Justin has grown into quite the young man before our eyes and he’s only making leaps and bounds in his career.
Most wouldn’t consider JB a bad boy, but he has a couple of incriminating photos we could definitely add to his clean rap sheet. As we celebrate him hitting the big 1-8, here are 18 photos of Justin committing crimes of age, love and traffic violations. Happy Birthday, Justin!
Is it hot in here, or is that just the steam coming off all this cheesy beef? Kate Upton‘s Carl’s Jr. add is here, and we are wondering how anyone in that drive-in theater can pay attention to the movie. The Sports Illustrated model must eat her meals in the privacy of her own home, or else risk getting arrested for public indecency. Having Upton do everything but make love to a patty melt in a parked car isn’t the first time Carl’s Jr. has gotten raunchy to sell a burger, however. And they’re not the only ones! Take a look at sexy food ads from Burger King, Hardees, PETA and Guinness and see if you can remember what product they are selling by the end of it. For those of you who enjoy a boner with your burger, enjoy! (Or lady boner; TheFABlife does not discriminate!)
So, it wasn’t the most surprising of Oscar ceremonies. That’s why we have to thank the women who made things interesting with their sartorial choices — all that color, all those sequins and pleats, all those perfect silhouettes served to liven up the self-congratulatory goings on at the Kodak Theatre. Gwyneth Paltrow swooped in wearing a cape, guys. And Angelina Jolie’s slinky Versace made her actually act silly in public, which is a virtue we didn’t know dresses possessed. Viola Davis’ Vera Wang should make actual emeralds feel dull by comparison. And we don’t even know what the color of Michelle Williams’ gown is, it’s just perfect.
Our next door neighbor, a former fashion editor, has been texting us all night with the exact opposite opinions on many of these looks — she says Angie’s a mess, and Melissa Leo (whom we put in the worst-dressed list) is great — so we’re expecting more debate from you guys on this too. Flip through our top eight below and then tell us what you think. Who did we miss? Who doesn’t deserve our praise? Sound off in the comments!
Tonight, the 2012 Oscars rewarded the talented, entertained the masses and reminded us all about the impeachable hotness of Jennifer Lopez. Seriously. Yikes. They also made us wince with humiliation on more than one occasion. In fact, our top 10 most embarrassing moments were…
10) Bradley Cooper‘s mustache: Bradley was looking a little like a male stripper this evening. Not that that’s the worst way for him to look…
9) Jennifer Lopezand Cameron Diaz’s booty shot: “Just take a chance!” Cammie laughed as she and JLo turned their bums to the audience during their Best Makeup presentation. We get it, ladies. There’s not a chance we weren’t going to love your butts.
8 ) Cirque de Soleil dancer biffs it hard: One unfortunate performer bit it during the troupe’s acrobatic dance performance. Unless his fall was intentional? You can never tell with those French Canadians…
7) Billy Crystalripping on Christopher Plummer’s age: Crystal snarked that the 82-year-old Best Supporting Actor winner might “wander off” the stage. You know, ’cause he’s old!
6) That weird buzzing feedback: It was like someone’s phone was going off in the third row. For three hours. Read more…
Films, performances and songs get judged at the Oscars, as do the fashion styles and makeup. But what about the boobs, bums and other body parts that make the night unforgettable? If you ask us, the Oscars definitely need to add a category. So, tonight we’re going to change all that and give you our picks for the best body parts of the 84th Annual Academy Awards. Very appropriate, given that Angelina Jolie’s leg (@angiesrightleg) must be setting some kind of record for most Twitter followers for a limb gained in a single evening. From Jennifer Lopez’s almost wardrobe malfunction to Billy Crystal’s epic jowls, we have our list of faves from the night. Head on down to the gallery below to check ‘em out!
In addition to the films and the accolades, the Oscars have a long, illustrious history as a place where questionable celebrity fashion goes to die. While assembling our Academy Awards fashion flops list, we realized that, sure, there are always going to be standbys like Cher or Nicole Kidman who reach for the stars, only to land on the Worst-Dressed List. More surprising, however, are the normally smoking-hot stars who somehow manage to biff it super hard on the red carpet. Scarlett Johansson? Kate Winslet? Natalie Portman? Were your stylists out sick … forever? We also discovered that 2004 was an inexplicably terrible year for Oscars gowns. We have no idea why. Don’t take our word for it, though; check out our gallery of worst Oscars looks ever, and tell us which outfit makes you cringe the most.
Ready to feel reallllly old? Dakota Fanning, everyone’s favorite way-too-mature-for-her age actress, is officially a child star no more. That’s right, the always stylist starlet turns 18 today! And already she’s done more than most people do in several life times. From getting her start at the age of 7 in the tear-jerker I Am Sam, all the way up through her more recent appearances in The Runaways and (eek!!!!) The Twilight Saga, Dakota has never been anything less than a true star! Happy birthday DK, and we look forward to seeing what the next 18 years will bring. To celebrate, swing down to the gallery below for Dakota’s most stylin’ looks through the ages.
Lindsay Lohan‘s SNL hosting gig is in the news today, but before you roll your eyes and sigh like you always do, might we remind you that Lindsay Lohan is actually really, really funny? Okay, sometimes it’s unintentional, but for the most part it’s on purpose! “SNL! I love NBC!!!!!!!!!!!!,” Lilo tweeted on Saturday after it was announced she would be hitting the 30 Rock stage March 3, along with musical guest Jack White. To get you psyched up for Lindsay’s return to comedic greatness (and for a much needed break between her nip slip photos, courtesy of Terry Richardson), our top 5 funniest Lindsay Lohan moments include:
Who likes short shorts? Ashley Greene likes short shorts! Can you blame a girl with legs like hers? It may come as no surprise that the brunette beauty originally aspired to be a model but found her true talent in acting. Once Ashley was cast as Alice Cullen in the Twilight series back in 2008, we’ve seen those legs everywhere…thankfully. From short shorts to babydoll dresses to mini skirts, Ashley’s outfits are often calculated to make us admire those gams. Surprisingly, the Skateland actress is only 5’5″ even though it’s pretty easy to think otherwise. In celebration of Ms. Greene’s 25th birthday, here are 25 pics of Ashley’s fabulous lower limbs, barely covered by the shortest hemlines in her closet.