Luisana Lopilato

by (@missmuttoo)

Michael Buble’s Home Broken Into During His Wedding

We were dancing around to “Haven’t Met You Yet” in celebration of Michael Buble getting married to Luisana Lopilato, and then this came to our attention. Buble’s Argentine home was burglarized while he was getting hitched! How horrible is that? Buble and his new bride weren’t in residence at the time because they were in a resort outside Buenos Aires…preparing to say their I do’s. Hear that, a—holes?

TMZ reports that when Michael and Luisana came back they found that the house had been broken into and apparently, the thieves had snapped the alarm systems and blocked the cameras. It hasn’t yet been reported what exactly was stolen from the home. The new couple aren’t letting this rain on their parade, thought. Luisana has told the press, “I will not let this ruin the happiest day of my life”. That’s the spirit! You married one of the most romantic dudes on the planet. He’ll make it up to you!

by (@hallekiefer)

Michael Bublé Gets That Ring

After years of crooning the sweetest songs in the English language, born romantic Michael Bublé married Luisana Lopilato, his girlfriend of two years in an extremely simple ceremony, earlier today. While we might have imagined white satin dinner jackets and albino peacocks flying out of an ivory baby grand, the happy couple instead locked it down in a civil ceremony in Buenos Aires. Outside Bublé was smiling; inside we can tell he was disappointingly throwing all those issues of Modern Bride right in the recycling bin.

The bride was not, as we would have assumed, taken to a cathedral on a horse-drawn carriage while mice held up her 100-foot antique lace train, but instead wore a lilac-colored dress to the civil registry, where women stood outside screaming her husband’s name. Despite their humble surroundings, Lopilato tweeted her thanks to friends and family, saying “How beautiful it all was!” Luckily, however, the happy couple will have several more opportunities to release 100,000 monarch butterflies out of a giant crystal heart, i.e. pulling a Bublé. Not content with just one plain one, Bublé and Lopilato’s real wedding ceremony will reportedly been held outside Buenos Aires with 300 guests in attendance. Which, in addition to another celebration in Vancouver, tells us that Michael is going to get that dream wedding we sense he’s been hoping for all along.