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Kingston Rossdale, Willow Smith And Other Celeb Kids Bust Out Their Edgiest Child Style

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Remember begging your parents to let you shave your initials into your head, or dye your hair purple, or wear your pajamas to the drug store during the summer? Why not, right? You didn’t have to go to school! You could finally taste glorious freedom! Your parents probably said no, but that’s because they weren’t fashion-forward millionaires with a huge children’s clothes budget. We’ve noticed a lot of celeb kids busting out edgier looks than usual this summer, and as such thought it was time to give a shout-out to the famous children who are leading the sartorial pack. From Willow Smith to Lourdes Leon, Maddox Jolie-Pitt to Julez Knowles, these kids are walking to the park like their walking down the runway. Kingston Rossdale in particular makes us want to reconsider every single one of our outfits. And our glasses. And our hair. And the fact our shoes don’t always have dinosaurs or bugs on them…

Related: Suri Cruise, Zuma Rossdale, Other Celeb Kids Show Us How They Spent Their Summer Vacation

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Angelina Jolie’s Kids Up The Style Stakes

We’re so in awe of how amazing Angelina Jolie looks most of the time that we’re normally blinded to anything or anyone around her. That’s not so much the case anymore, because her kids are just too adorable to ignore. Look at them, strolling around in the French Quarter, in New Orleans. We’ve got three of her brood, and each of them have already developed such distinctive style profiles. Maddox Jolie-Pitt, on the left, stands out with those neon shades (we’d like a pair, please.) Little Vivienne Jolie-Pitt‘s in the middle and we just can’t get over her skinny jeans and red ballet flats. On the right, is Zahara Jolie-Pitt who looks like a free spirit in a flowing maxi-dress, which we’d like the grown-up version of. We also love the red flower in her hair. What’s even more adorable (and you can’t see it in these, cropped, close-up pictures), is that Vivienne and Zahara are holding each other’s hands. Score one for the sisters! More importantly, the kids look happy and very much connected, so props to Angie and Brad Pitt for keepin’ it real.

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Brad Pitt Casts Son Maddox In Upcoming Monster Slayer Movie

Wow, this is going to be so embarrassing when he turns out to be a better actor than either of his parents. According to E! News, Brad Pitt cast son Maddox as the lead in Battling Boy, the upcoming action flick from Pitt’s Plan B production company. Based on the graphic novel of the same name, Maddox will star as the son of a god sent down to battle a city full of famous and new monsters. So, it sounds like that first part, at least, is autobiographical.

Ten-year-old Maddox joins other celebrity kids churning out the hits, like Jaden and Willow Smith, though we’re sort of surprised by the move; the Jolie-Pitt family always seemed relatively private. That being said, the premise does sound like a particularly awesome adventure movie for kids, and once Mad conquers action flicks he can go on to dominate every other genre once ruled over by Brad and Angelina. We’re about due for a Girl, Interrupted remake, right?

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Brangelina’s Kids Love To Eat Crickets

Hungry? Perhaps you will enjoy this story of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s sons Pax and Maddox, who just LOVE to eat crickets. Says Jolie, in a video shot on location in Cambodia during her Louis Vuitton photoshoot, “My boys love to eat crickets. It’s their favorite thing. When I first gave it to them . . . I wanted them not to be turned off by something that was of their culture. They ate them like Doritos, and they wouldn’t stop. They brought to-go boxes home and I had to actually ban the cricket eating at a certain point because I was afraid they were going to get sick from too many.”

As you surely know, Maddox was adopted from Cambodia and Pax from Vietnam. Jolie has sampled the local cricket cuisine, because she is adventurous and perfect. But would you? We used to feed our pet lizard live crickets, so the thought of it makes us a little queasy. But hey — everything tastes good fried, right?

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Angelina’s Kids Call Nanny “Mom,” Nanny Googles “Witness Protection Program”

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Proving even gorgeous deities can have a bad day, sources report having overheard Angelina J0lie’s sons Maddox and Pax calling their nanny by the ‘M’ word: Mom. According to sources, as the kids played poolside at the Claremont Hotel Club & Spa in Oakland, “The nanny firmly said, ‘Mad, let Paxie have some ketchup.’ Maddox said, ‘Mom, do I have to?’ and Pax was whining, ‘Mom, make him give me some.’”

Besides ketchup, it seems that these kids also like taking their lives into their own hands. Don’t they know Angelina isn’t just their mother, she’s the All-Mother? If they want to taste any tomato-based products again, they had better check themselves, before they wreck them little selves. Also, Paxie? Mad? Maxie Pad? Like we need any more ammunition which with to tease the Jolie-Pitt family.

We have more than a sneaking suspicion that their nanny bears a striking semblance to Jennifer Aniston in a red wig and giant wart, Nanny McPhee-style, and that she spent the rest of the play date rubbing her hands gleefully and calling paparazzi on her Blue Tooth. Hasn’t Angelina seen Mrs. Doubtfire?

by (@katespencer)

Okay Jolie-Pitt Kids, We Get It. You Dress Better Than We Do.

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Is it wrong to resent children for being 100 times more stylish with you? That’s the moral dilemma we’re grappling today while glaring at these pics of the Jolie-Pitt clan skipping through the airport in Japan. It’s bad enough that Angelina and her toothpick legs can pull of the silk dress-flip flop combo (and in an airport, no less) but the fact that every single one of her kids looks better than we do today is really crushing our already crushed ego.

The massive grins, the perfectly combed hair, the yellow-neutral color palette? Whoever art directed the family photo op deserves some serious Salt cash and a gin and tonic or two. And seriously, Pax -  a f*cking suit with sunglasses and a little cap? Really? Stomp a little harder on our hearts, why don’t you.

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Brad Pitt Flies Solo At Kick-Ass Premiere

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You just know Maddox is pissed about this. Kick-Ass looks like the perfect movie for Brangelina’s bad-ass son, who was gifted his first set of knives at the age of seven. Unfortunately, the film’s brutal violence and profanity (underage actors saying the c-wordest of c-words? Yeah, that will get you an R) means Brad Pitt wasn’t able to take his flock to see the highly buzzed teen super-hero flick, attending the film’s UK premiere today all by his lonesome.

Frankly, Dad looked a little sheepish standing around with nothing but his creepy hippie beard for company (and we’re not referring to Angelina Joliehiyo!). Will the film’s mix of young heroes and adult material lead to similar awkwardness at the box office? We’ll find out when Kick-Ass hits American theaters in April. As for Maddox, well, he can wait until it comes out on Blu-Ray.

See Pitt, a very pregnant Claudia Schiffer and other stars in the red carpet gallery below.

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Gondolas + Jolie-Pitt Children = Magic

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It seems the Jolie-Pitts have opted to exclusively travel via gondola while living in Venice, and we’re not complaining. The last couple weeks have yielded daily snapshots of Brad and Angelina‘s eldest four being hoisted in and out of their wooden steed looking oh-so-darling. We can’t get enough of missing-toof Shiloh, mad Maddox, pigtailed Zahara, and peek-a-boo Pax! More pics from the weekend below. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Brangelina And The Brats Catch Mary Poppins On Broadway

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Looks like Brad Pitt didn’t get his fill of 42nd St traffic after taking Pax and Maddox to Dave & Buster’s last week. Brad and the boys, along with wife Angelina Jolie and daughters Zahara and Shiloh scrambled out of a gray van to catch a performance of Mary Poppins Sunday. The twins stayed home, as these guys only have so many arms. After all this commotion in the cold, hopefully the family can go somewhere warmer once Mom’s finished shooting Salt. Watch ‘em beat back the Broadway breeze in the gallery below.

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Brad Pitt Takes His Boys To Times Square

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Kids! If one gets quality time with paparazzi, you just know the others will be screaming for their slice of the limelight. A day after Brad Pitt took daughters Zahara and Shiloh to say hi to mom Angelina Jolie on the set of Salt, papa treated sons Pax and Maddox (and four bodyguards) to Dave & Buster’s in Times Square for some bro time (literally—Brad’s brother Doug was there as well). According to Us Magazine, Brad even gave his extra game cards to other children at the arcade. Watch out, Brad—it starts with free arcade games, but before you know it you’re buying Cadillacs for people on the street. Not that kids should be taking gifts from grody, bearded strangers anyway.

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