Ask just about anyone with a Netflix subscription and they’ll agree: Season 2 of Orange Is the New Black can’t come soon enough. Will Piper and Pennsatucky both make it out alive? (And without sentences in the SHU?) Will Nicky be one of Red’s best girls once again? And what will happen to correctional officers John Bennett (Matt McGorry) and George Mendez (Pablo Schreiber), who both claim to be in love with the same woman? The unconventional love triangle between these C.O.s and inmate Daya Diaz (Dascha Polanco) got us thinking: Who would win in a fight for her affection? You know, if the rules at Litchfield were completely revamped and we endorsed casual violence.