Maureen Dowd

by (@hallekiefer)

Jen Aniston’s Former Agent Suggested She Request Brad Pitt’s Sperm

Jennifer Aniston‘s former agent Sue Mengers was just saying what we’re all thinking when she allegedly advised the Wanderlust star to finagle a little genetic material from ex Brad Pitt. According to an article penned by writer Mauren Dowd for the New York Times Magazine, Jen’s late great agent allegedly advised the actress to lock down the paternity of her kids, despite the fact that she and her ex were no longer an item. “After Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, Mengers told me that she advised her beloved Jen to ask Brad for some of his sperm,” Down writes. We’re sure Jen (and Justin Theroux) is glad she didn’t take Mengers’ insane advice, though you know those kids would have been the cutest chubby blond angels. What? We’re just saying! We, and probably Jen’s mom, are just saying!

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