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Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Trains For Boxing Match At Strip Club

We’re pretty sure this is how Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Jr. train too, but they’ve managed to keep it on the DL: Everyone’s favorite homewrecker Michelle “Bombshell” McGee prepared for an upcoming boxing match by dancing at T’s Gentlemen’s Club in West Palm Beach, Florida, last night. Everyone’s favorite not-really-a-Nazi tattooed fetish model is getting in the ring with adult-film star Devon James (one of Tiger Woods’ alleged paramours) in a fight put on by the Celebrity Boxing Federation on Saturday, at the Ocean Manor Resort in Fort Lauderdale. This isn’t the first time McGee is fighting for a belt — she tried her hand at wrestling back in 2010 and won against another porn star. This time, she’s got even more motivation to win: She’s promoting her new DVD Michelle Bombshell: Caught on Tape. So many accomplishments, that one. Check out her pole moves (and knee tattoos) in the gallery below.

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Worst Golden Globes Party Ever

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Charmaine Blake is a Hollywood publicist who threw a Golden Globes viewing party last night. You know how they say cream rises to the top? Well, if the cream in this instance is everyone who actually went to the awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, the attendees at Blake’s party were the chunky bits in the bottom of the milk bottle. You know it’s a classy affair when worst dad ever Michael Lohan canoodles happily with worst Nazi stripper ever, Bombshell McGee. Check out all the attendees at this viewing party and cringe that all of these people are “famous” enough to walk a red carpet.

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Charlie Sheen Spending Time With Michelle “Bombshell” McGee?

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Well, at least he doesn’t have a home left to wreck. According to TMZ, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, the fetish model who revealed Jesse James was cheating on Sandra Bullock, took part in Charlie Sheen‘s Vegas bender last weekend. We already knew Charlie was said to be shtupping porn star Bree Olson, and that Bree made out with McGee for Pauly Shore at the AVN expo, so it was only logically for these speeding trains to collide at some point.

After the Bree/McGree smooch, Olson reportedly invited “Bombshell” back to Charlie’s place, and—as she likely nothing/no one better to do—the tattooed tart showed up at the Two And A Half Men star’s well-attended (and well-stocked) penthouse. No one’s saying what happened there, but we’re guessing Jesse James is getting excited just thinking about it.

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Jesse James Blames Child Abuse For His Cheating

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Just as Sandra Bullock brought out a secret adopted baby to distract from her “woman scorned” storyline, soon-to-be-ex-husband Jesse James is attempting to alter his “cheating jerkface with a Nazi fetish” image by telling Nightline he was the victim of child abuse. “I grew up with a huge amount of shame and fear and abandonment on my shoulders from a very young age and I think, you know, the way my mind rationalized [repeatedly cheating on Bullock was], ‘Well, you know, I might as well do whatever I can to like run her off cause she is going to find out what I am anyway and leave me anyway,’” said James. “Bike builder, Monster Garage TV star, all that stuff is a huge smokescreen so that people won’t see that I’m a scared, abused kid, a 7-year-old.”

James also denied being a sex addict. “I do a lot of things in my life that I shouldn’t be doing that aren’t conducive to being a perfect husband, you know, and the affairs are just one of them.”

Jesse’s father, Larry James, has denied physically abusing his son and his former stepmother Janina James Coan, tells TMZ the accusation that Larry broke Jesse’s arm at 7 is “a load of crap” (she also credits the tension between the men on Larry turning in a 16-year-old Jesse for committing a robbery, after which he served time in juvenile hall). “Larry was the most caring father, the kindest father who would do anything for anybody,” said Coan. “He loved Jesse to death and would brag about him all the time.” While we aren’t in the business of questioning claims of child abuse, James’ decision to use childhood trauma as an excuse for infidelity seems more than a little crass (Michelle “Bombshell” McGee says James “avoided” and “glossed over” details of their relationship, previously claiming James called his relationship with Bullock a “sham marriage”). And now that he’s called his bad-ass image a “huge smokescreen,” will he still attempt a return to motorcross and extreme reality TV?

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Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Gets The Belt

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You may have a new baby, Sandra Bullock, but you probably don’t have one of these. Tattoo model/tattooed mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee took on porn star Gina Lynn to win the Celebrity Wrestling Federation’s lightweight title at an eerily Lohan-free bout in Philadelphia Friday, celebrating afterward at the bar and grill where Gina hosts “Three Dollar Fridays” (synergy!). Laugh now, but if Sandra could go from her first People’s Choice Award to an Oscar in just over a decade, this belt could make it to the pawn shop in…a month. See photos of the happy homewrecker in the gallery below.

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Michelle Bombshell Is Really Sorry About All This

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Michelle Bombshell McGee is really sorry about this whole “I screwed Sandra Bullock‘s husband and then told the world about it” mess. The tattooed goddess spilled all in an interview with an Australian media outlet (not sure if Bombshell is too good for American TV or American TV is too good for Bombshell) and revealed all the juicy deets about what it was like to have sex with Jesse James on the couch at West Coast Chopper – 2 or 3 times during their first in-person meeting! (They really met on Myspace, natch.)

Mich feels like Jesse played both her and Sandra, and claims he told her he and Sandy were separated. “She lives in Austin, I live here,” he apparently said. But with $30,000 in her pocket for telling her story, Michelle now feels guilty for ruining what was destined to be Sandra’s best year ever. “I’m sorry for your embarrassment,” blabs Bombshell. “I’m sorry all this is public. I’m sorry for everything.”

Rightttttt. But our favorite part of the whole piece is Michelle’s description of what she liked about Jesse (besides the dollar signs she saw): “He’s got tattoos, you know? He’s like my perfect, ideal guy. He’s funny, he’s a business owner, he’s got tattoos…”

It always comes back to the tattoos, of course.

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The Only Person Jesse James Didn’t Bang Is Sandra Bullock

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Everyone have their barf buckets ready? The following is by far the worst tale yet to emerge in the Jesse James sex scandal. Sandra Bullock‘s beloved (heh) husband allegedly had a foursome with good ol’ Michelle Bombshell McGee, tattoo artist Eric McDougall, and his receptionist Skittles. Let’s repeat that: Jesse James banged two women at the same time, named Bombshell and Skittles, with another dude. Oh Sandy, we hope you have an infinite amount of shoulders to cry on.

Eric, who owns Ocean Beach Tattoo and Piercing in San Diego, tells Life & Style that the group met at the Ink-N-Iron tattoo festival in June 2009. While Sandra was off promoting The Proposal, Jesse, who Michelle introduced as her boyfriend, went to town nailing both ladies. Says Skittles, “Eric and I were having sex, so we switched off, and Jesse and I had sex. I had an awesome time. I think Jesse is so cute.”

Because this story can only get better, it’s also revealed that Jesse did not use a condom. [Cue vomit]

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The 27 Most Scandalous Alleged Celebrity Mistresses

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Cheating in Hollywood is as common place as nose jobs – everyone does it, and everyone denies it. Since the start of the new year alone, both Jesse James and Tiger Woods have f*cked their way to infamy, leaving behind trails of tattooed mistresses and dirty text messages. But the secret sex game is old school, and Sunset Boulevard is littered with tales of two-timing guys who have cheated on their wives with their co-star, nanny, assistant, intern, escort, or whoever else they could get their hands on. Sometimes the mistress is even more famous than the married man she’s bedding, if not before their affair than certainly after.

Some of these ladies went on to land their man, while others posed for Playboy and started failed handbag lines. But long after the sex ends and the scandals die, their legends live on – on Wikipedia at least. Check out the FABlife’s picks for the Most Scandalous Alleged Celebrity Mistresses below.

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Jesse James’ Ex: “He’s A Chronic Cheater”

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Janine Lindemulder, ex-wife of Jesse James, says he’s had a history of infidelity long before he married current wife Sandra Bullock. “He’s a chronic cheater,” she told InTouch Weekly, who broke his alleged affair with fetish model Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. “I feel sorry for Sandra because she was so in love with Jesse that she was blind and gullible. She once said, ‘I finally have a man who has my back.’ And all I could think was, ‘No. You have this man who does it behind your back.’” Ironic that Janine would feel sorry for the woman she’s accused of trying to steal her child, isn’t it?

That conflict of interest might explain why she’s dishing such dirt on a woman she allegedly feels sorry for, claiming to have had phone sex with James while he was dating Bullock, and that he told her he’d “made a huge mistake” six months after marrying The Blind Side star. Lindemulder, currently in a halfway house for parole violation on tax evasion charges, is reportedly planning to renew her custody battle with James over their six-year-old daughter Sunny. See photos of James’ porn star ex in the gallery below.

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As Expected, Sandy’s Gonna Dump The Loser

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Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are divorce-bound, reports TMZ. According to the site, Sandy is interviewing some high profile divorce lawyers, including Lance Spiegel, who has a dorky name but has repped superstars like Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson in their divorce cases. Jesse is also apparently reaching out to some attorneys, though he will not initiate the divorce, because that would make him only look like even more of an ass. We just hope Sandra moves quickly, as she’s quickly on her way to becoming the world’s next Jennifer Aniston: lovely, sweet, and best known for being scorned by a stupid husband.

Meanwhile, Michelle Bombshell McGee‘s ex-husband is capitalizing on his ex’s sluttin’ around, snagging his 15 minutes in this interview with The Insider. He claims Michelle targeted Jesse as a f*ck buddy and was determined to become the next Mrs. West Coast Choppers. Most interestingly, he says Michelle revealed that Sandy and Jesse were having problems and were going to roll out their divorce on some sort of time line schedule. Deets below.