rnrnWell, that certainly didn’t take long! Mere hours after it was reported that Kim Kardashian dumped her latest football-playing squeeze, Miles Austin, rumors have begun to circulate that the purse-a-holic has found herself a new man. According to the highly-trafficked (but not always highly-reliable) gossip blog MediaTakeOut.com, Kim Kardashian is “dating” Chris Brown, the scumbag poster child for violence against women. rnrnNow, before you prepare to write nasty things on Kim Kardashian’s Facebook wall, here’s what’s up: According to MTO’s “snitch,” Brown hit up Kim’s little brother, Rob, for his big sister’s digits. Rob provided them, and ever since, Kardashian and Brown have been texting (sexting?) ever since. Since Kim is physically incapable of leaving her home without informing the paparazzi of her whereabouts, we are almost 100% certain that the two haven’t gone out on what any of us would call a date, let alone getting to the point where they enter the Bone Zone; if they had, we would’ve seen the pictures. Still, a rumor is a rumor is a rumor, and since rumormongering is one of our favorite pasttimes here at TheFABLife, we thought we’d pass this juicy goss your way.rnrnSo, readers, now’s your chance to weigh in. What do you think of this unholy union? If the rumors were confirmed, would you be so upset that you would stop watching Kim’s show? Or is it time to forgive Chris Brown and move on with our lives? Be sure and let us know what you think in the comment section below! [Photo Credit: Getty Images, Splash News]
So that’s why she dropped 30K on a purse! Kim Kardashian and Miles Austin have broken up, after just three months of dating. People do strange things when they split up. Kim, apparently, goes on shopping splurges. Nothing says, “I’m ok” more than Hermes (*sniff*, we prefer Chanel)!
We don’t know why we’re rubbing this in our own faces, but the last time we went through relationship-disposal, waddling around the house was our mode of recovery. Don’t judge us, you’ve done the same! But Kimmy K does it in style… she celebrates her single status in Paris. Here’s a gun. Go ahead and shoot us.
But what brought on the sudden break, you ask? A source explained to People, “ There’s no huge reason except their distance. With his season and Kim’s filming, it just slowly split them apart. They tried to keep it as low profile as possible when they were together.”
The source also added that the split is a bummer (and it was mutual), because Kim and her NFL’er were actually quite into each other, saying, “They were acting as if they were single or just having fun, but they never were – it was the real deal. They were always strong, but before Kim left for Europe they decided it’s not fair that they don’t get to spend more time together and ended it.”
Awww Kim, have some crème glacée on us. It ain’t an Hermes purse, but it’s the best we can do!
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Whenever Kim Kardashian is spotted out and about with a man, you can be sure to read about her bumpin’ nasties with him. She was even accused of doing Justin Bieber like Mrs. Robinson after the two got sugar-drunk together at PinkBerry’s. So it didn’t surprise us to see a “hot new couple alert!” after Kim went shopping with Entourage star Adrian Grenier yesterday.
But after a little digging, we were surprised to see a previous — and unsubstantiated — report that Kim and Adrian were hooking up between the Reggie Bush and Cristiano Ronaldo eras. Allegedly, the two had tryst in Cabo San Lucas — the same spot where Kim and new beau Miles Austin were recently seen frolicking. It’s possible the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians (premiering Sunday) will clear up some of Kim’s private love business. But we’re not banking on it, so stay tuned for more rumors.
Looking at these pictures of Kim Kardashian and new boyfriend Miles Austin playing on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, there’s no denying the two dig each other in a very major way. After all, what woman wouldn’t smile at the sight of those pecs? And what man would not feel as if he’d won The Anatomical Mega Jackpot while watching a bikini-clad Kim frollick in the ocean (you saw the floating shot, right?)?
But could it be that these two stunning physical specimens are just temporarily addicted to how doubly stunning they look combined as a couple? We’re not being judgmental, we swear. We don’t even know where we’d put our money if we had to bet on their durability. Since Kim brought Miles on vacation with her sister Kourtney, we’re guessing she thinks it’s way more than a summer fling. Do you?
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Reggie Bush who? Cristiano Ronaldo who? Let’s remind ourselves. With regards to the former, Kim Kardashian dated the NFL star for approximately two-and-a-half years. After they split, she rebounded with uber-hottie footballer Ronaldo. And now, keeping with the sports theme, Kim Kardashian’s dating the Dallas Cowboys’ Miles Austin.
The two apparently met a few months ago at a restaurant in L.A. “She thinks he’s a really good guy. He’s really sweet to her,” a source told People. “He thinks Kim is his dream girl. They just really connected.” Kim K. may try hard to stay single, but what’s a girl to do if buff sports dudes keep coming her way? [Photo: Getty Images]