You can’t afford this hotness. Supermodel mom Alessandra Ambrosio is the lucky lady chosen to wear Victoria’s Secret’s annual multi-million dollar Fantasy Bra. Or maybe not so lucky, because it probably hurts to wear bejeweled underwear. In the past these pricey pieces of lingerie have run up to $15 million, but this year’s is valued at a more modest $2.5 million…because there’s a recession and all. The 2012 Floral Fantasy lingerie gift set is decked out with amethysts, sapphires, rubies, and a massive white diamond in the center. On the downside, it’s dry clean only.
“It was perfect for me,” says Alessandra, who will hit the catwalk in the stellar ensemble this November at the 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. “I felt they made it for me. It’s very romantic.” The new mother found out she was the chosen angel just three weeks after giving birth to her son, Noah. “I just wanted to scream,” she says of the big moment. “But I won’t lie, I was really worried. I was in total mother mode.” She’s spent the last five months doing some serious workouts to lose the baby weight, and if these photos are anything to go by, we’d say she’s been pretty successful.
Want to see the rest of the smokin’ hot models who have donned the mega expensive Fantasy Bras over the years? Head on down to the gallery below!
With the summer coming to a close we’ve decided to celebrate the only way we know how … by remembering this season’s sexiest celebrity bikini bods. Between all of the Twitter and Instagram uploads and paparazzi shots, there was a never-ending stream of photos of scantily clad stars, so it was hard to narrow it down to just 20 top shots, but we did it! It should also be noted that there were plenty of runner-ups including Aubrey O’Day, Brooklyn Decker, Vanessa Hudgens and Irina Shayk. (And of course, our Bikini Awards runner up, Claudia Romani, whom we didn’t include because she got a place of honor in our Breakout Stars of the Summer feature.) Browse through the gallery of our top pics and vote for the celebrity you think had this summer’s hottest bikini body.
We’d always thought that one of the perks of being a hot, famous, rich model is that you don’t have to put needles into weird guys’ butts for a living, but Miranda Kerr proved us wrong when she administered a B12 shot to the posterior of Terry Richardson in a video he posted today. Oh, Uncle Terry! How your smile will haunt our dreams forever!
From the looks of it, the tasteful vignette (and accompanying photo!) was taken during Richardson’s shoot for Kerr’s recent Harper’s spread. We’re not going to pretend Kerr didn’t look amazing in it. We’re also not going to pretend she looked amazing for any other reason than the fact she was wearing a series of designer boots. And nothing else. Seeing as how it’s his first B12 supplement, what if the shot hit Terry’s brain and he stood up, looked around and shouted, “Miranda, put a shirt on! What is going on with my mutton chops? How did I come to be known as the World’s Most Famous Perv?” We know. We have to live in the now. “Now” being the time when Terry dances around in a neon body suit like some kind of a scene from a child’s nightmare. A sexy child’s nightmare. Oh man, we’re sorry we wrote that. Just looking at Terry Richardson is making us become one of him!
Kate Upton, you had better watch your completely naked back! Miranda Kerr is gunning for the venerable title of Hottest Nude Shoot of Early to Mid-August 2012, and you’re totally exposed! Also, you’re naked! While most of us tend to take our shoes off first, Miranda stripped down to her $700 boots for frequent Upton collaboration Terry Richardson in her new Harper’s Bazaar spread. Kerr also has a Fashion Q&A where she extolls the benefits of eating healthy and organic, in case you somehow looked at these photos and thought for even a second she must be slamming down Cool Ranch Doritos every meal.
To be fair, we question why either of these ladies even wear clothes. We guess there are “laws” they have to “obey” and Miranda probably wouldn’t want to “have her son taken away as a result of her being publicly naked all the time.” We know the premise of Kerr’s photoshoot is basically “If I buy these boots, will I also get Miranda Kerr’s crazy model body?,” but the bigger question in our minds would have to be, who is working it out more without clothing: Miranda in Harper’s or Kate Upton in Competitor? At least Miranda is ostensibly modeling something, unlike Kate. Doesn’t that even mean anything to you pervs, though? Thoughts?
We know rich, beautiful, famous people aren’t more likely to have happy marriages; based on literally every celebrity divorce we’ve ever seen, the opposite seems to be true. That being said, we sort of have a crush on the squee-inducing trio formed by Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom and their baby Flynn. As such, we were fairly bummed by a recent rumor that claimed the two were splitsville. “She’s not wearing her ring, and she’s had a lot on her plate,” a source told Famous. “It could be that somewhere along the way her relationship with Orlando may have slipped between the cracks.” Well, looks like Miranda must have accidentally dropped her ring in the toilet before buying a bigger plate (Stars! They are just like us!), because these two are still going adorably strong!
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“There is absolutely no truth in the headline or story,” Kerr’s manager Annie Kellytold The Telegraph today about the rumors. Hurrah! So not only are we able to stave off the emotional despair brought on by what seems like weekly celebrity divorces, but we also have an excuse to post pics of Miranda and Orlando’s little family unit? This makes us want to renew our vows right now. Our vows to be quietly obsessed with these three until it becomes borderline creepy.
We’ve had babies on the brain since we posted our story on the cutest celebrity kiddie twitpics yesterday. And then we saw these pictures today and melted even further. Seriously, this is an epic level of cute going on. On the left, we have lissome mum, Miranda Kerr, looking as stunning as usual in a halter dress with a split skirt, holding her son , Flynn Bloom‘s hand. Little Flynn had accompanied Miranda to a photo shoot in New York and we bet he stole the limelight from his supermodel mother. How adorable is he in his little cap, striped shirt and shorts? Don’t miss the toddler “briefcase” either. On another note, we also want Miranda’s shoes, but we’ll settle for getting a cuddle from Flynn instead. On the right, we have little Harper Seven Beckham with her mum, Victoria Beckham, and both are matching in black. Coincidentally, Victoria’s also doing the whole split skirt thing, like Miranda. But all our attention is on Harper who looks unbelievably sweet. Caroline Kennedy, the managing director of Kennedy PR, tweeted this picture, writing, “There’s a very small girl called Harper in the house!” We think that Miranda and Victoria need to set up a playdate between their two kids immediately!
Welcome back to the ever-popular and much beloved VH1 Celebrity Bikini Awards! Yes, it’s that time of year again, where we pit your favorite stripped down celebs against one another to see has the most bangin’ bikini bod of 2012. Happy summer, folks!
To be fair, this downward spiral started yesterday with Stacy Keibler tweeting that ridiculously awesome photograph of her abs. She killed two birds with one stone: proving that she has a body to die for and debunked the myth that she may have been carrying George Clooney‘s baby. That picture did wonders for our self esteem. NOT. Anyway, it’s almost like Victoria’s Secret models have some sort of spidey sense about these things. Should anyone who is a non-model grace the interwebz with pictures of their bodacious body, a VS Angel will pick up the scent and make sure the mere mortal’s photograph is wiped from memory. How do they do that? By sending out shots of their own genetically superior bodies, dressed in very little clothing.
Just look at Miranda. Stacy’s hot and everything, but her picture’s slowly being mentally erased by what we have in front of us. Miranda sent out one simple tweet, that didn’t even have a major caption or message. All it hinted at was, “Just posted a photo.” It’s the picture you see on the left. Grainy, zebra-printed bikini awesomeness. ‘Nuff said. The second one shows that Ms. Kerr has been doing a little bit of reading in between frolicking on beaches. The hot pink bikini snapshot, on the right, had the caption, “50 shades of Miranda…” Someone’s digging a certain Christian Grey, obviously. Also, can we ask all of you how it’s possible to look like that? We’ve tried It’s not happening!
As you book your brunches, scramble to order flowers, pick out the perfect card and all those other things you have to do before Mother’s Day this Sunday, we had a little revelation: Maybe our moms should be thanking US for a change.* We have arrived at this conclusion because of the very wise words of celebrity ladies, who, shockingly, appear to really, really like having children. The latest comes from a tweet brand-new mom Jessica Simpson wrote last night: “I am so in love with baby Maxwell. I want to cry every time I look at her. Motherhood is by far the best thing I’ve ever experienced,” she wrote.
Interesting fact: Jessica may have cribbed this line from someone else. Or all of the people. But specifically, Miranda Kerr who said this year of having baby Flynn: “I love it, I really love it. … He’s the best thing that ever happened to me.”
Most of us have that painful period during our teen years that we spend the rest of our life trying to forget. It’s forever known as “the awkward phase”, and photos from the era are purged from family albums in a manner that would do Stalin proud. Well, it seems that Heidi Klum never had that awkward phase. This would explain why she’s a world famous supermodel and we are not.
The former Victoria’s Secret Angel tweeted a photo over the weekend showing herself as a fresh faced (and GORGEOUS) 19-year old on one of her early modeling dates. “Wow! Check out this picture from 1992,” she wrote. “One of my very first photo shoots. This is my original hair color!” Though still a teen, Klum still stares down the lens like a pro. Must be the genes. Contrary to what Maybelline wants you to think, she’s definitely born with it. And so are many other super models! Check out the gallery below for some early pix of Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton, and tons more lovely ladies who have literally never taken a bad photo in their entire lives. Bask in their photogenic-ness!