Orlando Bloom, you are killing us here! We clearly already have tiny person fever, if our reaction to the sex of Babyonce is any indication, but seeing the Pirates of the Caribbean star smooching his son Flynn is over the line. Do you want us to swoon, Orlando? Because we are thisclose to collapsing in a pile of rainbow hearts and kisses. Oh wait, and you framed your love letters with your model wife Miranda Kerr? Take your tiny little rainboots and your adorable dad sweater and keep on walking.
And we’re not done yet. Since yesterday was the last day for trick-or-treating and Halloween costumes, celebrities really outdid themselves. The final few we loved were folks like Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford who cracked us up by getting their ’80s on as members of Mötley Crüe. Eden Wood from Toddlers and Tiaras was big this year with Chrissy Teigen and Fergie dressing up as her. Kelly Ripa outdid herself on Live! With Regis and Kelly along with Nick Lachey. Their first outfit sequence had Kelly dressed up as Eden as well, and Nick as Charlie Sheen. Their second has Kelly as Kim Kardashian and Nick (on stilts) as Kris Humphries on their wedding day. Ouch! The sexiest prize goes to Miranda Kerr who was the hottest ringmaster ever, and we’d like to give a round of applause to the mommies-to-be as well. Beyoncé was the cutest bumblebee in town, while Jennifer Garner was a witch.
Check out the gallery for the final top 10 celebrity Halloween costumes. We hope you had a FAB weekend.
They are – drum roll please – … Selena Gomez, Kristen Stewart, Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Minnillo, Hugh Jackman, Miranda Kerr, Rachel Bilson, Audrina Patridge and Rihanna. So many hotties, but there’s just one crown. Who rules this summer? Vote below! Our new king or queen will be announced on Weds., August 31.
(It’s that time of year again! Welcome to TheFABlife Bikini Awards, where we pit half-naked celebs against each other and you vote for the finest skin-flaunter of the summer of 2011.)
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It’s a no-brainer that models are gonna look ahhhh-mazing showing off some skin. After all, it’s what they’re paid the big bucks to do. This summer, some of the industry’s finest cat-walked across the sand in some skimpy and sexy numbers. But who deserves the big prize? Duking it out are Kate Upton, Helena Christensen, Janice Dickinson, Alessandra Ambrosio and Miranda Kerr!
Oh, little Flynn Kerr Bloom. Not only do you have the best surname ever, but you are just the cutest thing alive. Guys, look at him? With a mom like Miranda Kerr in the picture, looking like that, it’s hard for anyone to get noticed. We’d never really focused on a clear shot of Flynn before, but then this presented itself and we were like — Miranda who? We also just died over that adorbale t-shirt he’s wearing that reads, “KerrBloom”. Flynn was out with his mom for a visit to David Jones in Sydney. We’re officially in love with this baby now.
After being painted a picture of calm, emotionally gratifying, virtually pain free celebrity baby times, it’s refreshing to hear that model Miranda Kerr childbirth story is exactly like we imagine ours will be. “I actually thought I was going to die at one point and left my body. I kept thinking, ‘How do women do this?’ But if other women have done this, I can do it too. I was determined,” the bride of Orlando Bloom admitted to InStyle about her natural childbirth this past January. “I was looking down on myself Ã¢â‚¬â€œ the pain was so intense.” Yeah, we want to float outside our bodies when have our teeth cleaned. We’d literally travel to the astral plane if we had to go through labor without a half-dozen epidurals.
One reason that Kerr’s birth to baby Flynn was so traumatic is that the kid emerged practically toddler-sized. “[Flynn is] a big baby, 4.5 kilograms [almost 10 pounds] at birth,” Miranda explained. “And I thought to myself, ‘I have so much more that I want to do aside from modeling. I can live with my body not being in shape if I have a healthy son. It’s worth it.’ ” But, as you might of guessed, Kerr is already back modeling for Victoria Secret’s, which is how you know this is still a famous person’s baby story.
The 2011 CFDA Fashion Awards took place last night at Lincoln Center in New York City. The show saw some serious fashionista traffic, but we have to admit we expected it to be a tad more A-List. Still, can’t complain with the likes of Alessandra Ambrosio in a red-hot Prabal Gurung dress and Liv Tyler in an unusual Proenza Schouler silk printed sheath. Both ladies showed a fair amount of back! We also loved Kerry Washington‘s simple white A-Line Calvin Klein dress and Lucy Liu‘s dramatic black Monique Lhuillier gown. Miranda Kerr looked heart-stoppingly sexy in her black Michael Kors skirt and cut-out body suit. But the big winner of the night was Lady Gaga who scooped up the Fashion Icon Award, bringing her sister Natali Germanotta as her date.
Unfortunately, there were a couple of fashion fails as well. Chloe Sevigny looked like she had forgotten to do up the top of her leather ruffle eyelet blouse from her own collection. Marcia Cross wore an inexplicable Pamella Roland blue sequined halter jumpsuit and Naomi Watts looked generically pretty but very blah in her Calvin Klein gold dress. We also love us some Ashley Greene but she just wasn’t working her two-tone Michael Kors dress, like a pregnant Jessica Alba worked the same trend in DVF. Perhaps it’s because Ashley’s clunky shoes were all wrong. One look at Gerard Butler in his snug, extremely well-cut suit, and all was well again. Get the full skinny by looking at our gallery below.
It’s kind of hard to believe that the person on the left is Miranda Kerr. The supermodel mom arrived in Korea, where she’s visiting just for a day, yesterday because of work. She squeezed in an interview with a Korean channel called MBC where she wore a traditional costume called a hanbok. As you can see, she’s completely swathed in the outfit and more covered up than we we’ve ever seen her, since she’s normally in swimsuits, lingerie or tiny dresses (cue picture right)! Miranda tweeted, “Just finished my interview on MBC in traditional korean Han Bok. So much fun!” She’s still working the hanbok, though, but that’s what supermodels do. So unfair!
New mom/God’s masterpieceÃ‚Â Miranda Kerr has been looking so seriously svelt lately that we’d startedÃ‚Â thinking thatÃ‚Â theÃ‚Â whole pregnancy thing was a hoax. But the latest member of the Platinum Super-MILF Club appeared on Conan last night and offered up some intimate details that made us change our tune.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“I had made my mind up that I was going to have a natural birthÃ¢â‚¬Â¦then the doctors said Ã¢â‚¬ËœOk, youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re going to have to be induced because thereÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not enough fluid for the baby,Ã¢â‚¬â„¢ so I was induced,” she told Conan. “And then, it was 27 hours later with not one drop [of pain medication] because IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d been determined IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d do it.” 27 HOURS YOU GUYS! Think about the worst day you’ve ever had, and then add 3 hours to that!
And it was no walk in the park for husband Orlando Bloom, either. Ã¢â‚¬Å“He was there every moment by my side, I mean I never even let him go to the bathroom. I made him pee in a bottle.” Damn, that’s pretty intense. But after seeing pics of her at yesterday’s Victoria’s Secret Bombshell Summer Edition launch, we realized that we’d happilyÃ‚Â shun plumbing for the rest of our lives if it meant we could be married to her. Check out the gallery below and see what we mean!