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Khloe Kardashian Rocks That Carrot Top-Meets-S&M Chic In YRB Magazine


Following her sisters’ forays into fashion, Khloe Kardashian models a face mask for YRB Magazine like the super-fierce Hannibal Lector she is. After posting the pics on her blog Khloe explains, “This shoot was actually part of the inspiration behind my decision to dye my hair red. I had been considering it, but then the shoot went so well so I decided to go for it that day! I guess I was just in changing mood LOL.” Who knew blending 1 part Conan O’Brien with 3 parts Lady Gaga would turn out such fabulous results? Don’t get any ideas, Gaga…or Conan.

Unfortunately we’ll never know if Khloe took her S&M-themed mask home after the shoot, because hubby Lamar Odom vows the couple will never have a sex-tape. “When people see us in person, they see Khloe’s not small,” Lamar inexplicably told Playboy. “I’m not small [either]. People see us and are probably like, ‘Damn, I wonder how that looks.’ We wouldn’t have anything to be ashamed about, but no, that’s not going down.” While saying your wife isn’t little out loud might seem like a facepalm is in order, we actually love that Khloe isn’t miniature like her sisters. Big girl, big shoes, big style. Keep bringing it, lady!

[Photo: Khloe Kardashian’s Blog]

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Julianne Moore The “Hundred-Year-Old Model”


Oh please, girlfriend. When asked about modeling for Bulgari, Julianne Moore joked, “I like to call myself the hundred-year-old model.” Apparently Julianne wants all the actual hundred-year-old models to cry themselves to sleep tonight into their orthopedic neck pillows, because at 50 Moore has dewier skin than we had in the womb. IN THE WOMB, PEOPLE. Still, better to be an ancient hot lady than an eleven-year-old alien like 98% of  models, we always say. It’s true, we always say that!

Despite being the holy grail of MILFs, Moore’s not afraid to lay down some real talk for her fellow olds: “I’m always shocked by people who talk about not being middle-aged, I’m like, ‘How old do you think you’re going to live? Let’s double your age and see where you get.’ People are always like, ‘Thirty-five is not middle-aged.’ I’m like, ‘Double it.'” Don’t worry, guys. By the time we’re Julianne’s age, they will have cured aging all together. Hmm, but that will increase the ratio of hundred-year-old models. Can Julianne Moore handle the competition?

Moore also shared her perspective on tongue-wrestling other ladies, saying, “I don’t really think it’s different kissing a woman vs. a man. I don’t think it really is. The difference is kissing someone you know versus someone you don’t.” Yeah, sure, maybe if you don’t live life on the edge. Hats off to Julianne for being one cool lady, and probably a super-embarrassing mom.


Peaches Geldof Couldn’t Be More Bored While Modeling Lingerie


In the world of people famous for doing nothing, children of celebrities reign supreme. What’s funnier about the fame that’s been handed to them though, is when they actually try to get paid for doing work and prove their ineptitude. Take this most recent example of Peaches Geldof, mostly famous for boozing and feuding with Kelly Osbourne and Lily Allen (who are both members of the Children Of Celebrities club themselves), but who is now modeling lingerie. For whatever reason, the Ultimo lingerie brand opted to hire Peaches and her vacant stare to model its latest line. We’re not experts, but we think this girl might need a Top Model lesson in how to smize. Or at least how not look like a Weekend At Bernie’s-style walking corpse. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Kate Moss’s Model Party For 8-Year-Olds


When we were eight, we remember our birthday party involved some rollerskates, friends round for cake and crisps and a whole lot of face-painting. But if your mum’s Kate Moss, then you can expect something far more, um “suitable”. Kate’s daughter Lila Grace went to the 8th birthday party of Jude Law and Sadie Frost’s daughter Iris, where the pre-pre-teens reportedly put on their very own modeling show, trained courtesy of supermodel Moss.

“She brought along lots of clothes for them and the girls had their hair and make-up done especially. Kate also presided over all of the accessories to make them look as catwalk-ready as possible. She was teaching them how to master her famous hip swagger and her ‘I don’t care’ look. It went down so well that Iris and Lila Grace now both want to be models like Kate,” reports the Evening Standard.

Wow, teaching young impressionable girls to be body-conscious, obsessed with how they look and aiming for a career that celebrates physical perfection – what could be better! [Photo: FilmMagic]


Scarlett Johansson Looks Sexier Than Ever

Is it ever possible for Scarlett Johansson to look anything other than sh*t-hot sexy? We’re not asking for her to show up looking totally rough, just a bit dodgy would do us. But no, in the latest ad campaign for Dolce & Gabbana, Mrs Ryan Reynolds looks delicious in her Marilyn Monroe get-up. Whereas most starlets would end up looking like pale imitations of the real thing (hello, Lindsay!) when they try and emulate the legendary screen goddess, Scarlett just looks amazing. And look – no exposed crotch in sight! Watch and learn, Madonna. [Photo: Dolce & Gabbana)


Underwear Model Nelly Shy About His Underwear

When Diddy promised that “all of the ladies out there are going to be thanking us” after seeing Nelly‘s ad campaign for the mogul’s Sean John underwear line, one assumed the photos would, at the very least, show the “Hot In Herre” rapper in his underwear. But Nelly seems a little gunshy in the released pics, showing off the labelled elastic but leaving his cup safely hidden under baggy jeans. Unless more revealing shots await, Nelly can’t hope to compare with proud pants-dropping predecessors like David Beckham and Marky Mark. You can’t go halfway on something like underwear modeling, Nel! Own it!