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The Top 5 Batman 3 Rumors

With The Dark Knight still in the Top 5 after making over $500 million dollars, it’s no surprise that everyone wants to give the scoop on what Warner Bros. has planned for the sequel. Here’s thing: nobody has a friggin’ clue who’s going to be in The Caped Crusader, or even if it’s even named The Caped Crusader. Here are five of Scandalist‘s favorite claims about the movie so far.

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Gossip Break: Brit’s Weave Is In Vogue

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are supposedly making plans to be the next Ellen and Portia.  [Seriously? OMG!]

Britney Spears did a photoshoot for Vogue. She’d like to thank her kids, fans and God for making it all happen. [DListed]

Our friends at Best Week Ever introduce the world to its worst invention yet: high heels for babies. Ohhhh snap (goes their tiny ankles). [BWE.tv]

Sassy Matt Damon straight up hates Sarah Palin. We can’t wait to hear what he says when Ben Affleck runs for President.  [PopCrunch]

Kirsten Dunst is on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar looking fiercer than Tyra.  [I'mNotObsessed]

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It’s Official: Lindsay Lohan is Too Skinny Again

See? Here’s LiLo at the VMAs on Sunday. Sam Ronson‘s waif ways are rubbing off on her. If only her mom wasn’t so busy ruining her other kids and getting spray tanned – she could set Linds straight on the whole sin and bones thing. (We meant to write “skin and bones” here, but “sin and bones” almost seems more fitting. It stays!)

[Photos: Getty Images]

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Anne Moves On As Her Ex Pleads Guilty

Anne Hathaway‘s Italian stallion-turned felon Raffaello Follieri plead guilty in court today to wire fraud, money laundering, conspiracy and general douchebaggery. He’s now stuck with a max of five years and three months in jail, where he’ll surely watch his beloved Anne date the best of Hollywood’s dude D List from behind bars. There’s nothing worse than watching your girl make out with Justin Long while hammering out some license plates. Weep.

Anne has been busy moving on via the old Hollywood 1-2 punch: spill your guts in a cheesy interview and then get snapped by the paparazzi out with a dude who is probably just a friend. She told W magazine, “As soon as I found out about the arrest, I had to get on a plane to Mexico to do a press tour for Get Smart. And then I spent a week in shock at a friend’s house.” This week, we caught her out in NYC dressed down and hanging with some guy. New boyfriend? Probably not – but it’s fun to make the ex squirm, right? [People. Photo: Splash News Online]

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Miley Cyrus Reminds Us She’s Only 15

Miley Cyrus stocked up on her #2 pencils and notebooks yesterday to get ready for another year of school (albeit with a private tutor), which reminds us that her life isn’t just red carpets, dance-offs, and Jonas Brothers. While the Office Depot footage may not be as arousing as her scantily clad candids, it’s certainly refreshing to see her behaving as a normal teenager entering sophomore year.

Below are more photos of Miley shopping for school supplies, as well as some of her looking decidedly more, um, precocious. [Photos: Splash News Online and Getty Images]

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Alba’s Baby Just As Cranky As Her Mama

Little Honor Warren has already perfected her pissed off face – by mirroring her mom! But even her disgruntled pout can’t stop this mother-daughter team from being totally adorable. Honor ups Jessica Alba‘s likability by 81903892% – Jessica looks better simply by having that kid around her neck. If only she had been around to improve those Fantastic Four movies. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Scandalist Gossip Break: Golden Gods

Will Smith is going to play a pharaoh. No, not a pharaoh that wakes up in modern times, befriends Steve Zahn and falls in love with Beyonce. Just a pharaoh livin’ it up in 677 B.C., having battles and riding chariots and shit. [Variety]

Madonna dedicates “Like A Virgin” to the pope during a performance in Rome. If she really wanted to be shocking, she would have done “Papa Don’t Preach.” [Celebitchy]

Think Katy Perry did a good job covering Madonna at the VMAs? Let’s ask Katy Perry! [MTV Buzzworthy Blog]

Tommy Lee Jones to No Country For Old Men execs: “F*ck you, pay me!” [Defamer]

The Mini-Me sextape? $9.99. The amount Verne Troyer will sue for? Millions. The look on the face of anyone who’s watched him mount? Priceless. [Dlisted]

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What’s Up Down There?

While Russell Brand was pressing buttons hosting this year’s VMAs, his Forgetting Sarah Marshall co-star Kristen Bell was canoodling with her lucky boyfriend Dax Shepard on a Hawiian beach. From her clear talent as a stage and film actress to her enthralling voice as the narrator of CW’s Gossip Girl to the way she cavorts in a bikini, we have a feeling that Forgetting Kristen Bell would be a tough task. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Scandalist Gossip Break: Doll Parts

Angelina Jolie dolls, now available on eBay. Guaranteed to give your Barbie an eating disorder. [Dlisted]

Tara Reid: a cougar before her time. [Hollywood Tuna]

Hey, that reminds us—The Women had a premiere party. [A Socialite's Life]

Tropic Thunder will spend a fourth week at #1 in the box office unless people actually pay to see Nicolas Cage‘s Bono-meets-Bolton mane in action. [EW]

Ghostbusters III: The Search For Slime. It’s happening. Probably. Maybe. [Bestweekever.tv]

Tokio Hotel—the band with an anime character for a singer—will be driving to the VMAs in a Surprise Car Yet To Be Named. We’re hoping it’s the Mystery Machine. [MTV Buzzworthy Blog]

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Michael Cera Slams Arrested Development Movie Rumors

Excited for that Arrested Development movie that was supposed to start shooting next year? The one everybody from Jeffrey Tambor to Jason Bateman said is a go? Too bad. Not happening. From George Michael Bluth‘s cruel mouth to your heartbroken ear:

I don’t think I would want to see a movie of the series if I was a fan, anyway. And I don’t really see a need for it if you can get the three seasons on DVD.

Actually, Michael Cera, we’ve seen the three seasons on DVD. They were really great. Classic. That’s why some of us want more. We want more because we’re fans. Jerk.

Don’t want to look back, Cera? Fine. Live it up with your 21st century John Hughes comedies and fanbase of horny women with nerd deflowering fantasies. Live it up. But Scandalist has two names for your eternally pubescent ass to remember: Anthony Michael Hall and Bud Cort. Sure aged well, didn’t they? That’s right—in twenty years you’ll be starring on a USA original series based on a Stephen King novel, if you’re lucky. [National Post]

[Photo: Getty Images]