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September 10th, 2008 | 4:33 pm by Kate Spencer (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Brit’s Weave Is In Vogue

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are supposedly making plans to be the next Ellen and Portia. [Seriously? OMG!]

Britney Spears did a photoshoot for Vogue. She’d like to thank her kids, fans and God for making it all happen. [DListed]

Our friends at Best Week Ever introduce the world to its worst invention yet: high heels for babies. Ohhhh snap (goes their tiny ankles). [BWE.tv]

Sassy Matt Damon straight up hates Sarah Palin. We can’t wait to hear what he says when Ben Affleck runs for President. [PopCrunch]

Kirsten Dunst is on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar looking fiercer than Tyra. [I'mNotObsessed]

September 10th, 2008 | 4:08 pm by Kate Spencer (@katespencer)

It’s Official: Lindsay Lohan is Too Skinny Again

See? Here’s LiLo at the VMAs on Sunday. Sam Ronson‘s waif ways are rubbing off on her. If only her mom wasn’t so busy ruining her other kids and getting spray tanned – she could set Linds straight on the whole sin and bones thing. (We meant to write “skin and bones” here, but “sin and bones” almost seems more fitting. It stays!)

[Photos: Getty Images]

September 10th, 2008 | 2:57 pm by Kate Spencer (@katespencer)

Anne Moves On As Her Ex Pleads Guilty

Anne Hathaway‘s Italian stallion-turned felon Raffaello Follieri plead guilty in court today to wire fraud, money laundering, conspiracy and general douchebaggery. He’s now stuck with a max of five years and three months in jail, where he’ll surely watch his beloved Anne date the best of Hollywood’s dude D List from behind bars. There’s nothing worse than watching your girl make out with Justin Long while hammering out some license plates. Weep.

Anne has been busy moving on via the old Hollywood 1-2 punch: spill your guts in a cheesy interview and then get snapped by the paparazzi out with a dude who is probably just a friend. She told W magazine, “As soon as I found out about the arrest, I had to get on a plane to Mexico to do a press tour for Get Smart. And then I spent a week in shock at a friend’s house.” This week, we caught her out in NYC dressed down and hanging with some guy. New boyfriend? Probably not – but it’s fun to make the ex squirm, right? [People. Photo: Splash News Online]

September 10th, 2008 | 12:04 pm by Lauren Olson (Deiman)

Miley Cyrus Reminds Us She’s Only 15

Miley Cyrus stocked up on her #2 pencils and notebooks yesterday to get ready for another year of school (albeit with a private tutor), which reminds us that her life isn’t just red carpets, dance-offs, and Jonas Brothers. While the Office Depot footage may not be as arousing as her scantily clad candids, it’s certainly refreshing to see her behaving as a normal teenager entering sophomore year.

Below are more photos of Miley shopping for school supplies, as well as some of her looking decidedly more, um, precocious. [Photos: Splash News Online and Getty Images]

September 10th, 2008 | 11:50 am by Kate Spencer (@katespencer)

Alba’s Baby Just As Cranky As Her Mama

Little Honor Warren has already perfected her pissed off face – by mirroring her mom! But even her disgruntled pout can’t stop this mother-daughter team from being totally adorable. Honor ups Jessica Alba‘s likability by 81903892% – Jessica looks better simply by having that kid around her neck. If only she had been around to improve those Fantastic Four movies. [Photos: Splash News Online]

September 8th, 2008 | 5:50 pm by Anthony Miccio

Scandalist Gossip Break: Golden Gods

Will Smith is going to play a pharaoh. No, not a pharaoh that wakes up in modern times, befriends Steve Zahn and falls in love with Beyonce. Just a pharaoh livin’ it up in 677 B.C., having battles and riding chariots and shit. [Variety]

Madonna dedicates “Like A Virgin” to the pope during a performance in Rome. If she really wanted to be shocking, she would have done “Papa Don’t Preach.” [Celebitchy]

Think Katy Perry did a good job covering Madonna at the VMAs? Let’s ask Katy Perry! [MTV Buzzworthy Blog]

Tommy Lee Jones to No Country For Old Men execs: “F*ck you, pay me!” [Defamer]

The Mini-Me sextape? $9.99. The amount Verne Troyer will sue for? Millions. The look on the face of anyone who’s watched him mount? Priceless. [Dlisted]

September 8th, 2008 | 2:24 pm by Matt Muro

What’s Up Down There?

While Russell Brand was pressing buttons hosting this year’s VMAs, his Forgetting Sarah Marshall co-star Kristen Bell was canoodling with her lucky boyfriend Dax Shepard on a Hawiian beach. From her clear talent as a stage and film actress to her enthralling voice as the narrator of CW’s Gossip Girl to the way she cavorts in a bikini, we have a feeling that Forgetting Kristen Bell would be a tough task. [Photos: Splash News Online]

September 5th, 2008 | 5:57 pm by Anthony Miccio

Scandalist Gossip Break: Doll Parts

Angelina Jolie dolls, now available on eBay. Guaranteed to give your Barbie an eating disorder. [Dlisted]

Tara Reid: a cougar before her time. [Hollywood Tuna]

Hey, that reminds us—The Women had a premiere party. [A Socialite's Life]

Tropic Thunder will spend a fourth week at #1 in the box office unless people actually pay to see Nicolas Cage‘s Bono-meets-Bolton mane in action. [EW]

Ghostbusters III: The Search For Slime. It’s happening. Probably. Maybe. [Bestweekever.tv]

Tokio Hotel—the band with an anime character for a singer—will be driving to the VMAs in a Surprise Car Yet To Be Named. We’re hoping it’s the Mystery Machine. [MTV Buzzworthy Blog]

September 5th, 2008 | 1:52 pm by Anthony Miccio

Michael Cera Slams Arrested Development Movie Rumors

Excited for that Arrested Development movie that was supposed to start shooting next year? The one everybody from Jeffrey Tambor to Jason Bateman said is a go? Too bad. Not happening. From George Michael Bluth‘s cruel mouth to your heartbroken ear:

I don’t think I would want to see a movie of the series if I was a fan, anyway. And I don’t really see a need for it if you can get the three seasons on DVD.

Actually, Michael Cera, we’ve seen the three seasons on DVD. They were really great. Classic. That’s why some of us want more. We want more because we’re fans. Jerk.

Don’t want to look back, Cera? Fine. Live it up with your 21st century John Hughes comedies and fanbase of horny women with nerd deflowering fantasies. Live it up. But Scandalist has two names for your eternally pubescent ass to remember: Anthony Michael Hall and Bud Cort. Sure aged well, didn’t they? That’s right—in twenty years you’ll be starring on a USA original series based on a Stephen King novel, if you’re lucky. [National Post]

[Photo: Getty Images]

September 5th, 2008 | 1:40 pm by Liz Black

Getty And Rhys Feud Over Sienna ‘Slut’ Miller

E! is reporting that there’s some trouble on the set of the ABC drama Brothers and Sisters as a result of everyone’s favorite vandalized slut (see below), Sienna Miller. Co-stars Balthazar Getty and Matthew Rhys are reportedly family feuding because Getty is currently dating Miller, who happens to be Rhys’ ex. Seems Getty placed his ho before his bro when he started his relationship with Miller, failing to tell Rhys anything about the relationship.

Of course in the early days of the relationship, Getty was still married to wife Rosetta (they’re currently separated and filing for divorce), so it’s safe to assume he wasn’t telling many people about the affair. It was only after the topless pics of Miller, vacationing with Getty in July, were released that things got awkward.

Now that the show has resumed filming though and Rhys and Getty have to see each other every day, someone should get Sienna a bra — things are a little chilly around here. [Top photo: Getty Images; Below: Splash News Online]