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Gossip Break: Britney Gets Ready To Blab

Wanna see the creepiest condom ad ever? Click here! [BWE.tv]

Britney Spears is giving another interview to OK! magazine. The last time she tried that, her dog crapped all over a couture gown. It can only get better, right? [DListed]

OMG are Jack and Kate going to be killed off on Lost? If so, we can look forward to a great ‘farewell Freckles’ speech from Sawyer. [Seriously? OMG!]

Madonna wants to adopt another baby to milk for publicity. [ICYDK]

Phew! John Lennon‘s killer Mark David Chapman was denied parole. [E Online]

Hayden Panettiere‘s parents are putting that whole domestic violence charge/jail stint behind them! Uh, say what? [I'mNotObsessed]

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Tropic Thunder Premiere Brings Out The Comedians

Jack Black tried to steal the show with a suit covered in airbrushed lightning at the Tropic Thunder premiere in LA last night, but his antics just couldn’t compete with those of the serious thespians in attendance. Sure, Black’s a goofball, but Jena Malone‘s haircut really looked like something from a mental ward. Black’s co-star Nick Nolte showed up the Kung Fu Panda by looking like a guru with mob connections in his long black coat and love beads, and no clown can distract from TomKat. But the award for Most Ridiculous Look Of The Night goes to Robert Downey, Jr. Check out that ‘stache! Is he doing a Geraldo biopic next? Enjoy pics of these loons (and some saner celebrities) below.

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Tom Cruises Admires His Finest Creation Yet

Robot Holmes sped across the country from New York City, where she is in rehearsals for the Broadway show All My Sons, to be with her man Tom Cruise last night on the red carpet of this flick Tropic Thunder. Tom took some time to let Katie shine in all her glory. She really has that ‘I’m empty inside’ glow! Check out more pics of the pair below. Katie’s already back in NYC today – she couldn’t wait to get away from Tom’s grasp!

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Scarlett Likes Penelope More Than Boys

Scarlett Johansson makes out with Penelope Cruz in their new flick Vicky, Cristina Barcelona and reports that locking lips with Miss Cruz, was “… better than kissing Jonathan Rhys-Meyers in Match Point.” The curvy actress tells OK! of the lesbian lip lock, “Everybody wants to know what it was like … Penelope had less facial hair than a guy so it was certainly more pleasant. Kissing him wasn’t that bad, but he did have to stop and shave in the middle of a scene even though he’d shaved that morning. The man has really got some beard on him.” [Photo: Getty Images]

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Angelina Takes Tips From Porn Star

Could Angelina Jolie be sliding into the skintight cat suit of Catwoman? With the success of the recent Batman franchise, talk is turning to who will be in the next installment. Recently, the original Catwoman, Julie Newmar, gave Angie her feline blessing to reprise her role as the naughty cat.

Apparently though, Angelina’s been having some trouble deciding and has turned to her pal, porn star Tera Patrick. “They’re friends and keep in touch via e-mail,” a source told Page Six. Apparently, Jolie asked Patrick what she thought, and Tera had plenty to say. We imagine she would have provided a little less insight for A Mighty Heart.

In addition to playing the pernicious pussy to Batman, Jolie is also in talks to take over for Tom Cruise in his role as Edwin A Salt. The studio decided to give the title character a sex change in order to use Jolie. [Image: Getty Images]

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He-Man Jake Gyllenhaal Struts Shirtless With Reese Witherspoon On Persia Set

Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time won’t be coming out till May 2010, but we’ve got a look at star Jake Gyllenhaal escorting Reese Witherspoon around the set and daaaaaaaaaaamn! We knew that Jake was buff, but this shit is getting Tarzan. If they’re spending over a year on the CGI for this movie, it’s not because Donnie Darko needs digital pec juice.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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Gossip Break: Jonas Brothers Are Anti-Miley

The inevitable Team Selena and Demi shirts have been spawned. Spoiler alert: Jo Bro Kevin is not on Team Miley. [Just Jared]

And after getting the ever-important Jonas Brothers endorsement, Selena Gomez hits the beach. Shouldn’t this kid be in school or something? [Popsugar]

Lindsay Lohan‘s girlfriend Samantha Ronson and spoiled rotten siblings play dress-up in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar, talk about not being spoiled rotten. [Dlisted]

Katy Perry isn’t desperate for attention. At all. [Perez Hilton]

The fate of the nation rests in Angelina Jolie‘s baby-filled hands. [Washington and Wilshire]

And for both of you who care, we finally tracked down Jamie Foxx‘s whereabouts. [Bossip]

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No Megan Fox “Boobage” In Jennifer’s Body, Claim Angry Nerds

Hell hath no fury like a dork scorned. Film freaks are at half mast upon learning that Megan Fox‘s promised topless scene in Jennifer’s Body—the only reason a non-Diablo Cody fan would be excited about the upcoming horror comedy—was nowhere to be seen at a recent sneak preview. A writer on JoBlo believes that a close-up lesbian kiss featuring Fox has been added as “a kind of apology” to fans “for not giving up the real goods (no Megan Fox boobage).” No boobage? Sounds like the studio is going for the same PG-13 rating that helped Cody’s Juno become such a hit. They better hope female audiences aren’t turned off by the horror, because boys may stick to internet pin-ups out of protest. [Defamer]

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Hayden Panettiere’s Dad Busted For Beating Her Mom

Heroes star Hayden Panettiere is now embroiled is some serious dysfunctional family drama, after her dad Alan was arrested at 3:00 AM this morning for domestic violence. He supposedly clocked the actress’s mom in the face after arguing over some dude Lesley Panettiere was chatting with at an event Hayden hosted on Sunday, claiming she was “disrespecting” him. Looks like he did a pretty good job of that himself! Papa Panettiere is now locked up and facing a $50,000 bail and a permanent reputation as a douchebag.

Before things got violent, Hayden stepped out with her much older boyfriend, Milo Ventimiglia, hosting a benefit for her beloved whales in Hollywood. Pics below. [TMZ]

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