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by (@missmuttoo)

Kim Kardashian Has… Kornrows

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This is not a reenactment of Bo Derek‘s 10. Kim Kardashian, the cornrow avatar, isn’t preparing to emerge out of the ocean in a one-piece. This is a product of her musical ambitions, with The-Dream reportedly producing her first single. Things have already gone full speed ahead from those days because get this, Kim’s got Kanye West to feature in her Hype Williams directed music video! Shooting apparently began on the 28th in L.A and is still an ongoing process, with Kim tweeting just two hours ago, “Day #3 Night shoot! I’m fighting hair and make up….this look is a little cray cray, but I’m going for it!”

Woohoo, par-tay! We’re happy that Kimmy’s got major players supporting her, but can we not lose sight of the target, please? Kim Kardashian has CORNROWS. We can’t get enough so we had to create a mini-gallery to give us our fix. Enjoy the Kim-Bo hybrid below. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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by (@hallekiefer)

Taylor Momsen’s Video Unreleased Due To Underage Nudity…Taylor’s

Another day, another piece of evidence that Taylor Momsen’s parents should be locked up in solitary confinement. Apparently the video Taylor’s band the Pretty Reckless originally shot for their song “Make Me Wanna Die” was held up by Momsen’s nude scenes…oh, and the fact she was 16 when they filmed them. “It was held up in legal for a long time because I was 16 when we shot that. We couldn’t release it because, yes, I actually got naked,” admits Taylor. The final version of the video depicts Momsen in lingerie, which is still icky enough to make us want to build a time machine, travel through the space-time continuum, and lock Taylor in her room until she’s 30.

Underage nudity isn’t the only thing Momsen is sticking up for, unfortunately; she also has more to say about her favorite topic of conversation. Says Momsen, “I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around—learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body, know yourself, know what feels good. You don’t have to give yourself away just to have sexual relevance.” Hmmm, good advice from Taylor Momsen? Has the whole world gone crazy?!?! Back to the time machine; let’s just start everything over again! 

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Ke$ha Says No To “Nazi” Dancers On Australia’s X Factor

It may be hard to believe, but Ke$ha does have limits. Fashion crimes, NSFW photos and poop-pranks are all well and good, but Nazi dancers? Not cool!! The singer reportedly freaked Sunday when she learned her back-up dancers on the Australian X Factor were going to wear military jackets with red armbands. “The costumes that had been supplied locally had the dancers wearing red armbands, and Ke$ha was concerned that they looked like Nazi Uniforms,” said a Sony spokesperson. “Ke$ha requested [the armbands] be removed.” The Aussie dancers swear the armbands were just for a “military” vibe, which seems a little naive. Then again, this is the country that made Harry Connick Jr. watch a minstrel routine on prime-time TV. Watching the performance above, it’s easy to see how those red stripes would change the tone—without them, it looks like she’s leading a group of sexy airplane pilots.

This isn’t the only smart move Ke$ha’s made recently, check out a hilarious video she made for Funny or Die about her pre-fame years after the jump.

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Heidi Montag’s New Music Video To Be A Hustler-Inspired Skank-O-Ganza

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Are you worried that Heidi Montag’s new music video won’t be slutty enough? Well don’t worry, because she’s doing her research to ensure that it will be a skanky supernova! “Going to Hustler strip club, want to pick up some tips for my music video Ill do that I am shooting next week,” our favorite bionic woman tweeted while in Las Vegas last Sunday.

After several months away from the spotlight, Heidi and professional mega-tool/husband Spencer Pratt surfaced this Halloween with the other terrifying creatures. In fact, the couple didn’t even feel the need to wear spooky costumes. Plastic surgery did the job just fine for Heidi, and Spencer is pretty scary as it is.

It seems like Heidi needs all the help she can get in order to launch her pop career off the ground. Her first album, Superficial, sold less than 700 copies in the first week of release. And we aren’t even sure how many of those were bought by Spencer. Maybe Heidi should cruise the strip for some singing tips after she hits up the Hustler Club. Cher’s still at Caesar’s Palace, right? Or at least she could catch an Elvis impersonator.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Ke$ha Drops New Video for “Take It Off”, Doesn’t Make The Song Better

Ke$ha’s got it backwards. She made a new video, but unfortunately she left her aural assault “Take It Off” in there. It wasn’t the video we were complaining about, K-Money. Despite her efforts, it’s still a bad song and we took it off ourselves soon after.

America’s $weetheart posted the alternative video on her Youtube channel yesterday, writing, “me n my friends were bored and we were really channeling some 80s hard (tron, david bowie in labrynth, revenge of the nerds) and we made this new video for take it off. it was really fun to make. i hope you guys like it!!!!!”

The result seems to be less of “a dirty free for all”, and more like a post-apocalyptic lazer tag birthday party. There’s even face painting! Although there is the bit where she vandalizes a live human with a can of glowing spray paint. That got weird. Is it just us?


by (@missmuttoo)

Seal And Heidi’s Nekkid New Video Love

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We thought the most naked we’d ever get to see Heidi Klum would be at Victoria’s Secret shows. How wrong we were. Because her husband Seal‘s new video Secret takes buff writhing to another level.

It’s shot in black and white, which automatically means “we’re classy”, but trust us, there’s a whole bunch of flank and underboob peeking out. It’s basically nekkid Heidi and Seal (who’s wearing a necklace and watch, if that counts), sappily feeling each other up on a lush bed while the singer croons groundbreaking lyrics like “I belong to you, you belong to me”.  And if you’re interested in more of that Romance with a capital R, go pick up Seal’s latest album, very originally titled Seal 6: Commitment. Ok seriously though, we love Seal.

But guys, we get it. You’re gorgeous. You’re in love. You renew your vows every year. You’re the perfect couple. We know all of this. What we really didn’t need to know is what you two do in the bedroom! See what we’re talking about after the jump Read more…

by (@unclegrambo)

Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” Video Shocks Us, Shocks Us, Shocks Us With Its Deviant Behavior

When a :30 clip of strong>Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” videodebuted on the Larry King Live show last week, the artist formerly known as Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta promised everyone’s favorite suspender-clad senior citizen that the full-length video would sport a “homoerotic military theme.” While that’s certainly an apt description, Gaga’s latest epic contains so many taboo-goosing moments that her place as music’s reigning Queen of Controversy will be secure for months to come.

When Gaga isn’t busy sitting in a dilapidated, Edward Scissorhands-inspired castle watching a gaggle of shirtless men with haircuts by Moe Howard dance the lambada outside of her window, she takes a calculated swipe at the Catholic church by deepthroating rosary beads and wearing a Papal number that features an upside-down cross on her crotch (zing?). Not content with merely incensing religious groups, her passionate, S&M fueled makeout sesh with a dude sporting fishnets and high heels is sure to get Red Staters nine kinds of fired up. And oh, lest we forget, she also wears a bra outfitted with twin M16 machine guns while dancing with a crew of gents dressed not unlike the Gestapo! (And, dare we ask, what is that powdery white residue on the glass table in the video’s opening moments?)

Now, clearly, this isn’t the first time that Gaga has stoked the fires of controversy in her music videos. Nor, we hope, will it be her last. However, it’s clear to most anyone who watches the “Alejandro” video that Gaga has gone to new lengths to provoke her staunchest critics (including, apparently, Katy Perry!). The question to you, dear reader, is this: Do you think she’s finally gone too far? Or do you think that Gaga is just being Gaga by pushing everyone’s hot buttons? Weigh in below in our Comments section.

Related: The 20 Most Shocking Scenes From Lady Gaga’s ‘Alejandro’ Video [MTV Buzzworthy]

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Latest Muse Music Video Explodes Hearts Of Twihards Everywhere

Let us first apologize for making you all suffer a week after feeding you a 30-second sneak peek of Muse‘s music video for “Neutron Star Collision (Love Is Forever).” We’re making it up to with the fully-amazing, full-length premiere. Team Edward will be squealing over the footage of the gorgeous vamp proposing, brooding and then sucking face with Bella. Did we mention the song rocks?! We just set it to loop x infinity. Enjoy!

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