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Gossip Break: Suri Cruise Is Not In The Mood

  • Jennifer Aniston is not dating Selma Blair‘s hot ex-boyfriend. Sucks for her. [DListed]
  • The Jonas Brothers look a lot hotter with pornstaches. [Seriously? OMG!]
  • Celebrate summer Fridays with these pictures of Diddy on a jet ski. [BWE.tv]
  • John Mayer cheated on Jennifer Aniston twice(!!!) before giving him the boot. Um – whatever happened to first strike and you’re out? [CelebSlam]
  • Suri Cruise is lookin’ a little bratty these days, dontcha think? Eh, maybe all the cameras make her cranky. [JustJared]
  • Jay-Z and Beyonce are a boring married couple. [Bossip]
  • Earth’s Facebook news feed is effing amazing. Her friend John Edward‘s just switched his relationship status to “It’s Complicated.” OMG! [CollegeHumor]

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Madonna’s Crazy Birthday Talk: I’m Thirty-Six!

Tomorrow, August 16th, is Madonna‘s birthday, and the queen of pop and pointy bras is turning the big 5-0 in people years. But don’t let that fool you! Madge and her BFFs the high priests of Kaballah have supposedly determined that her spiritual age is just 36! Of course this means all gifts of t-shirts that read: “50 and over the hill” will absolutely not be accepted. Hope you kept those gift receipts. [Mirror]

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Battle Of The Hot Hollywood Lesbian Couples

Hollywood’s skankiest came out last night for the opening of the new Apple Lounge, and the lady-on-lady couplings were in full effect. Scandalist fave Lindsay Lohan cropped topped her way on the red carpet to join Samantha Ronson, while camera-hog Tila Tequila showed up with her current gal pal and LiLo ex, Courtenay Semel. We’ve got both of the penis-free pairs below – feel free to pick a favorite to obsess over. (Are crop tops going to be a trend? Someone let us know so we can order an ab buster to hide in our closet.)

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Gossip Break: Katie Kicks It LiLo Style

  • Katie Holmes was caught dressing like Lindsay Lohan. What would Tommy say? [DListed]
  • 10 Videos of Cats Swimming – better than the Olympics, cuter than Michael Phelps! [BWE.tv]
  • The Awkward Rap will make you feel better about that one time you did that thing. [CollegeHumor]
  • Marilyn Manson is dressed like Michael Jackson, and no, it ain’t pretty. [Seriously? OMG!]
  • Harlow Madden is the cutest baby in the world. Suck it, Shiloh. [PopSugar]
  • Good ol’ Audrina Patridge spotted out and about with a new cute boy. [ICYDK]

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Paris and Benji Not Broken Up, Just Bored

Contrary to rumors that have been staining the pure lil’ world wide web, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are not broken up. Look – here they are at Nobu 57 in New York City on Tuesday night! See they are totally together – just really f*cking sick of each other.

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Why Are We Discussing Ali Lohan’s 14-Year Old Boobs?

A bunch of tabloids are sick of talking about the Brangelina twins and have focused their attention on another pair – Ali Lohan‘s breasts. Nevermind that the kid is fourteen awkward years old, rags such as Us Weekly are encouraging us all to ponder if her tweenage titties are real or fake. Let’s take a minute to all shudder together. We may be nosy gossip hounds, but we are not pervs, nor are we interested in ruining this kid’s life any further – her mom has already done enough of that. No one escapes puberty unscathed, but Ali is basically f*cked from her life in the (horny) public eye. But you don’t need us to tell you, just listen to her big sister Lindsay! Check out what she wrote on her Myspace Celebrity blog – who knew LiLo knew big words like “disconcerting?!”

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye… i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

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Gossip Break: Diddy Wants To Do It For The Gold

Jamie-Lynn Spears‘ baby daddy is cheating on her with some 28-year old chick who kinda looks like her big sis. Hot.  [DListed]

Ian Ziering is too good for 90210, but not too good for unemployment!  [Seriously? OMG!]

The 10 Best “To Catch a Predator” Moments – hilarious and creepy, all at once. But seriously, stay off the internet kids.  [BWE.tv]

Why is Mary-Kate Olsen getting all snuggly with Nicole Richie‘s boo?  [PopSugar]

Diddy claims he’d win a gold medal in a competition to see who can have sex the longest. Any volunteers for partners?  [Bossip]

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Bizarre Love Triangle: Kanye, Pete and John

Pete loves John. John loves Kanye. Pete loves Kanye. John loves Pete. Here at Scandalist, we’re crowning a new group of hyper-obnoxious oversharers. The mutual appreciation society that is John Mayer, Pete Wentz and Kanye West will henceforth be known as the Blog Hogs — like the Rat Pack with less talent. Or the Frat Pack without Will Ferrell.

For the past several months, Pete, John and ‘Ye have been compulsively posting to their blogs, and more than once the topic has turned to one another…

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Britney Promises Not To Screw Up Her Kids

In an amazing feat of self-control, Britney Spears recently sat down with OK! magazine for a photoshoot and interview and did not wipe chicken wing grease on anything! She even spoke – without a British accent – to the rag, and revealed that she might just have an ounce of sanity under that weave after all! When asked about if she’d support her two sons pursuing a career in showbiz, Mama Brit said:

“I’d rather not. But but I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.”

It’s a nice gesture and all, but Britney has already given them two years of f*cking crazy, so it might be kinda hard to give them that “normal childhood” she’s craving. She probably should have thought of this new mothering plan back when she was locking herself naked in the bathroom as the police were circling her mansion. But, you know. They’re probably to young to remember that crazy sh*t. [MSNBC]

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John Mayer Discards The Aging, Lonely And Childless Aniston

How many goofy headlines can you come up with to describe John Mayer dumping Jennifer Aniston? Our attempts:

  • Jen Aniston Stops Receiving Love Treatment At The Mayer Clinic
  • Jen’s Ex-Boyfriend Has A Second Name, It’s M-A-Y-E-R
  • Aniston Asks For Love Sandwich, Holds The Mayernaise

Give it a try – it’ll make the healing process easier. John is done with Jen, and has sent her on her way to try to marry and get knocked up by some other sleazy 29-year old cheeseball with tattoo sleeves. Our suggestions? Topher Grace, Wilmer Valderrama – er, maybe she should just mack the entire cast of That 70′s Show and see what happens. John, however, is probably feeling pretty great these days. This dude clearly made up some list when he was 16 of all the famous chicks he wanted to bone, and he’s slowly been checking it off, one after the other. Jennifer Love Hewitt! Check. Jessica Simpson! Check. Rachel from Friends! Check. Look out Alyssa Milano! The Mayer bone machine is coming for you. [TheMirror]

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