Gossip Break: K-Fed Back With Babymama?

No, not Britney. Kevin Federline was seeing “acting like a couple” with his other babymama, Shar Jackson, last night. You always remember your first. [E!]

What do Rod Stewart and Perez Hilton have in common? They like to draw penises on photos. [ONTD]

The New Kids On The Block‘s new album, The Block, will include the track “Sexify My Love.” Promising! [Seriously? OMG]

Bernie Brillstein, 77, former manager of comic legends ranging from Jim Henson to John Belushi, passed away today. [Reuters]

Pineapple Express looks set to knock The Dark Knight from its #1 box office perch. [Vulture]

Insert pussy joke here: Princess Chunk has found a home.  Huhuhuh, “insert.” [Dlisted]

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Mariah and Prop Husband Prep For Wedding #2

Remember Mariah Carey‘s April publicity stunt/matrimonial vows with Nick Cannon? Well, Mariah must be planning a tour or a reissue, because she’s getting married again, this time in true Mimi style.

According to The New York Post, Mimi’s renting out the Stone Meadow Farm in East Hampton on Long Island for one week this month (which costs $125,000, or $744 an hour). Mariah will get to trot out her prop husband at a party hosted by label boss L.A. Reid, and all those folks who already bought her presents from her Bergdorff registry will have to pony up again. We call dibs on the Hello Kitty flatware. [Image: Getty]

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Gossip Break: Lily Lets It All Hang Out

The new season of Entourage looks exactly like the last season of Entourage: boring.  []

Katie Holmes continues to push the worst trend ever by wearing her husband’s jeans.  [DListed]

Lily Allen let a nipple slip. Wanna peek?  [Seriously? OMG!]

ScarJo is totally gonna dump Ryan Reynolds before they even set a wedding date.  [I’mNotObsessed]

These pictures of Lauren Conrad walking her dog are more interesting than The Hills.  [PopSugar]

Mena Suvari is adorable again.  [Fashionista]

Santogold‘s outfit is rough on the eyes. Ouch.  [Crunk+Disorderly]

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Khloe Kardashian: What DUI?

Kim Kardashian‘s youngest sister Khloe‘s memories of her 173 minutes in a Los Angeles women’s jail seem to be long forgotten. Just three weeks ago Khloe served time after violating the terms of her probation for her DUI. The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star danced last night away in a slinky black dress, drank Dom Perignon Rose, and partied with pals including rappers G-Unit and basketball player Baron Davis at the hip Las Vegas nightclub LAX. One gal pal even licked Khloe’s leg while she boogied to a performance by The Game. Let’s hope Khloe followed her advice to fellow DUI recipient Shia LaBeauf to “Think about your actions and get a driver!” [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Miley Confesses To Being A Normal, Dramatic, Depressed Teenager

Nick Jonas broke Miley Cyrus‘ heart, guys! Instead of writing about it in her journal (or uh, blog), she’s telling the world about it, because that’s what Miley Cyrus loves to do. Judging from the list of things she did post-break up, it sounds like she’s blossoming into a miserable, bitter, moody teenager. How refreshing! “At first I bawled for a month straight…I was so sad,” she reveals. “I just went into this weird funk. And I dyed my hair black.”

She continues (talking to Seventeen magazine): “Nick wanted me to get highlights – and so I did that, and I got myself looking great. And then, on the day we broke up, I was like, ‘I want to make my hair black now – I don’t want to look pretty; I want to look hard-core.'”

Hey, at least she learned at 15 the most important lesson in all of womanhood: don’t change yourself to make some guy happy – especially when the dude in question primps more than you do. Also – though you’ll do this again sometime during your freshman year of college and when you turn 24 – refrain from dying your hair black when depressed. Just hit up the Haagen Das instead. [Us]

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Lindsay And Samantha Match Tattoos, Louis Vuitton

If there are still any questions lurking about whether these two are a couple, they should all come to a halt with the debut of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson‘s matching Louis Vuitton luggage. I mean really – does it get more adorable and couple-y (and bourgie) than that? Apparently so – the pair has even be sporting matching tattoos – Sam got the same heart Lindsay has on her hand, and Linds is now rocking a red star similar to those an Samantha’s arm. Next up – one pair of leggings that the two share. Don’t ask how that’ll work – just trust us. [E! Online]

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Pink’s Pissed In Leaked Song

The lead single from Pink‘s upcoming album goes to show one thing: never date a rock star. Pink crafted “So What,” which leaked online today, to show that she’s on her way to getting over ex-husband and motocross biker Carey Hart. In the song, Pink (real name Alecia Moore) uses her beefy voice to taunt Carey (a.k.a., the “tool”) by spewing playground-sounding rhymes over anthem-rock instrumentals — and we’re guessing teenage girls will eat it up.

“I guess I just lost my husband. I don’t know where he went. So I’m going to drink my money. I’m not going to pay his rent. I got a brand new attitute and I’m going to wear it tonight. I’m going to get in trouble. I’m going to start a fight.”

Then, the chorus, “So what. I’m still a rock star.” Later in the song, she helps explain the reason the two divorced last February after two years of marriage by directly addressing him: “You weren’t there. You never were.”

Photos of smiling Pink filming the video for her new song back up her point that she’s “having more fun” without him. In the picture above, it’s telling that the tree she’s cutting down is marked “Alecia + Carey” — it’s as if she’s using her real name instead of “Pink” to show that this song is personal. Pink’s album is due October 28.

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Usher Rehires His Mom, Hides From His Wife

Usher has gone crawling back to his mama like the baby that he is. The singer, who was last heard cooing about banging us in a club, has booted celeb manager Benny Medina and rehired his mother Jonnetta Patton, who helped her son sell 1.1 million copies of his album Confessions in its first week. His latest album only clocked in at a measly 433,000 sold in that seven day period, so clearly the ax needed to fall. Usher gave some creepy comment when interviewed in the July issue of Vibe, telling the mag, “I decided to not fire, not get rid of, but to give [my mother] the ultimate compliment — to retire her to be a full-time grandmother.”

Clearly words of appeasement to calm his crazy wife, who allegedly loathes Mama Usher. But his rep gave the word that Jonnetta’s officially been rehired, which can only mean one thing – mom is always right. [Us]

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Gossip Break: Katie Can’t Handle Her Pants

Martha Stewart‘s arm appears to be missing, but like all good WASPS she keeps her cool. []

Katie Holmes unrolled her giant jeans! All is right in the world again. [DListed]

Kanye West was spotted today at GAP’s headquarters, probably pitching a fit about his khakis. [Jezebel]

We love Laverne from I Want To Work For Diddy almost as much as she loves giving some random dude a lap dance. [YBF]

Gwen Stefani‘s back is hollerin’ from carrying that baby around. Pop already! [Seriously? OMG!]

Mary-Kate Olsen finally got subpoenaed by the feds. Ask her about those ugly gladiator sandals, guys! [ICYDK]

Beyonce rocks Obama pride while hugging her hubby. [ConcreteLoop]

10 dirty hippies that ladies love to bone. What, you didn’t know BO was an aphrodisiac? [Defamer]

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Steven Tyler Scores Over $2 Million For Autobiography

Steven Tyler

It may not match Keith Richards‘ $7 million advance, but Steven Tyler shouldn’t have a hard time earning back the $2 million dollars HarperCollins is allegedly paying him for a tell-all. Some things we hope he’ll remember to tell-all about.

  • Signing guardianship papers in 1975 so he could live with his 14-year-old girlfriend.
  • How high he was when Aerosmith recorded 1982’s “Bolivian Ragamuffin.”
  • Letting his daughter Liv do a pole dance in Aerosmith’s “Crazy” video.
  • Working with Lizzie McGuire.

Not only does Tyler seem shameless enough to describe all these events in full detail, I wouldn’t put it past him to make it rhyme. [Crain’s New York Business]