We’re not re-hashing those fake Carly Rae Jepsen topless photographs that were floating around the interwebz earlier this month. This is, apparently, the real deal. TMZ is reporting that Carly’s computer has been hacked and some sexy pictures were among the bounty stolen. We’re not sure what the content of those photographs are, but it’s safe to say that’s it’s not looking good for the singer. She has supposedly contacted the police as the hacker has been trying to sell the pictures to media outlets to make a buck. Sources say that they haven’t been released yet, and Carly’s going to do her damndest to make sure they never do. The Call Me Maybe’s team got an anonymous tip-off about the fact that the pictures were stolen and waiting to hit the internet as far back as March. They mobilized forces and called the Vancouver P.D to report the crime, and a spokesperson for the police has said they’re looking into to with “regards to a theft of electronic property belonging to Jepsen.” This is the worst! We can only imagine what she’s going through. Let’s hope they nail the hacker before he finds a buyer as this could turn out to be a very embarrassing situation for Carly.
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Jenny McCarthy‘s kiddie dentist definitely got a surprise last week of the triple X kind. Some may even call him the luckiest dentist in the world now, considering he was the recipient of a saucy, naked picture of Jenny’s. And before you think this was some underhanded kind of maneuver, think again, because she was the one who sent it to him. The television host was on The Wendy Williams Show this week and explained the whole story which is such a comedy of errors! Her son had a dental emergency and Jenny took a picture of the situation to send to the dentist. Only, she sent the wrong picture via text. McCarthy explained, “It’s horrific to remember. [My son, Evan, 10] woke up and was like, ‘There’s this weird thing on my gum.’ I saw this abscess sticking out from his gum and I was like, ‘Oh my gosh, that’s disgusting!’ So I called the dentist and I was like, ‘This is insane.’ He’s like, ‘Take a picture and send it to me.’”
While that seems to be the most sensible thing to do, the stress of Evan’s swelling must have really got to her, because she ended up sending her 80-year-old dentist (Jenny and we are probably exaggerating here, but he probably is no spring chicken) a photograph that was meant for her new boyfriend, Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher‘s, eyes only. She told the laughing audience, “I went to the bathroom and I was shoving my iPhone in his mouth. I’m taking a picture of it and I’m sending it to the dentist and I sent him a nude on accident! I swear to God! The dentist is, like, 80 years old. I literally screamed at the top of my lungs! Is there an app? Like, ‘Uh-oh! I Effed Up!’” Looks like the dentist knows what to expect from Jenny’s latest Playboy spread. There are men cursing themselves and their professions across the globe, right about now.
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We could pretend that Heidi Klum is in a very tight, very thin catsuit in this picture. But the truth is that some people are just that comfortable with themselves and their amazing bodies to take their kit off for cameras. Heidi is clearly one of these individuals, and why would shouldn’t be? She never went through an awkward teenage phase so she’s been gorgeous through the years. She’s never gone through an awkward adult phase, either. Consider Heidi in this Allure edition for clarification. So we’re all simpatico? Excellent. Because Heidi is frickin’ awesome and she’s naked under all that body paint in this photograph for this Astor Cosmetics advertisement, honoring their 60th anniversary.
She explained the M.O of the picture on her blog, writing, “Makeup artist Joanne Gair transformed me into a story of color –literally! The shoot was done to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the brand. It took 12 hours for Joanne to complete my look, but this actually wasn’t the first time she has painted me from head to toe. This was probably close to the 13th time I’ve been body painted by her, so I’m used to getting it done — the process takes awhile, so you have to be good at being patient!” Considering she seems so genial all the time, it doesn’t seem out of the ordinary that Heidi would complain about becoming a human canvas. She added, “I don’t mind sitting still for such a long time though, it’s a living piece of art that I’m so honored to be a part of. However, I get so sad when the shoot is over because the beautiful paint all gets washed down the drain!” It’s beautiful alright!
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Allure‘s Nude Pics Of Heidi Klum, Others, Are Supposed To Make Us Feel Better About Our Bodies
Hacker alert! It started off with Olivia Munn yesterday, when photographs of the actress surfaced online, including a full-frontal version as well as pictures of “Olivia” in various styles of lingerie and a low-cut top. Sources told TMZ that some of the photographs are Olivia — the ones on the bikini, low-cut top and black bra. But the ones where you can’t see her face — especially the naked one — are not her. No updates from Olivia’s people as of yet.
Just hours after that brouhaha, another set of set scandalous pictures emerged, starring Christina Hendricks. Her phone was reportedly hacked into recently, and a number of self-shot photographs of a scantily clad Christina without makeup were stolen. But the photographs online include one of a topless woman, and the actress’ camp have, in no uncertain terms, stated that the breasts in that photograph are not Christina’s. We live in a world where statements like that have to be made. An investigation is being conducted.
What is up with this obsession with hacking? Last year, celebrities like Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Kreayshawn and Zach Braff all have been victims. The sad reality is that not many get caught! ScarJo’s hacker getting busted was just an anomaly.
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Taylor Swift? Leaked nude photographs? Say it isn’t so! It isn’t and she’s suing mad at anyone who says it is. TMZ reports that a site called Celebrity Jihad posted a photograph of a topless woman they claim to be Taylor captioning it with “Taylor Swift Topless Private Pic Leaked?” They were obviously trying to capitalize on the whole hacked celebrity nude picture phenomenon.
Taylor’s lawyers immediately sent a letter demanding they take the picture down, as it’s a case of wronged identity. Which, seriously, we just can’t imagine ladylike Taylor passing around pics of herself. Her team will sue for trademark infringement if it isn’t taken down.
By now, you’d have to be living under a rock to not have heard about Scarlett Johansson‘s naked picture scandal. She was the latest celebrity victim whose phone fell prey to hackers. Unless, it turns out that those photos are somehow of someone who looks remarkably like ScarJo, of course! Close on the heels of that story, we reported how Mila Kunis‘ phone was reportedly hacked and Justin Timberlake was reportedly in some of the racy photos unearthed.
Now we don’t know about stars, but this sort of situation would stress us out. But since the FBI are on the hackers case, perhaps they decided to let out some steam. And they did that by partying pretty hard! Scarlett and Justin rolled into 1Oak in NYC at 3.30 in the morning yesterday. Eyewitnesses recount, “…Scarlett and Justin left together with two of his friends around 5 a.m. and hopped into a black SUV. You can tell the two are great friends and had a blast together. Scarlett seemed really into him, but he didn’t seem interested because of Jessica Biel. It was like he just considers it a friendship.” That’s one way to forget your troubles!
That’s way more of Chris Brown then we thought we’d ever see. A full-frontal naked picture of Chris has leaked online, and it seems like an ex-girlfriend is responsible. No, we’re not pointing fingers at Rihanna! The picture has a tattooed, newly blonde Chris taking a photo of his buck-nekkid self in front of a mirror. There’s no word on whether the supposed ex plans to leak anymore pictures! And later on this month, his new album F.A.M.E. will be dropping. Well Chris, you’re f.a.m.o.u.s for more reasons than you would have ever thought. [Photo via Buzz Feed]
Sometimes the road to celebrity is a rough one, with stars making mistakes and learning the ropes along the way. You know – red carpet fashion faux pas, the occasional drunk outing at a club, and that classic: letting some guy jizz all over your chest and photograph the post-coital aftermath.
After we wiped the vomit off our keyboard after viewing the pic, we actually felt kinda sad/bad for the singer. After all, there’s a picture of Ke$ha COVERED IN CUM (NSFW! Seriously!) all over the web. That’s like if Vanessa Hudgen‘s naked pics had a baby with Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape and named it The Most Mortifying Thing Ever. We’re not prudes – lord knows we’ve done some dumb things with douche bags in little to no clothing – but if you’re smart enough to rhyme “Diddy” with “city,” you’re smart enough to know when to pull out the tissues and give yourself a little clean up job (hint: before the camera comes out).
Jesus, Ke$ha. We want to have your back girl. We have tried desperately to like you and defended your SNL performance and crapola fashion choices. In fact, this is the one time we would have approved of you covered up in your cave man cape or some neon body suit before posing for the camera.
But at least from this, uh, mess, blossoms a valuable lesson that applies not just to celebrities but all women out there: That moment, when you’re splayed out on a bed with some man’s body juice all over you, is a sacred one. If the jizzer whips out a camera right after blowing his load it’s probably a good idea to knock it out of his hands and find a new titty-f**cker to bone. Do you really want to be with someone who snaps shots of his own semen?