Waaah-hoooo! On the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone, America’s favorite pickle addict/diminuitive star of the Jersey Shore, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, is pretty clearly paying tribute to Slim Pickens’ famed rocket ride from the stone classic 1964 film, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Bomb. That said, [...]
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Snooki Bagged And Booted In DC
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi visited DC yesterday to host a look-a-like competition, and was immediately greeted by fans, who may or may not have have outnumbered the bags she was handed. Good thing no one tried to give her those before the flight—even Jersey Shore stars still have to follow carry-on luggage limits. That said, how [...]
Jersey Shore Just Got Mini-Me’d
Gah! Our eyes! It’s pint-sized Snooki, mini-Situation and little J-Woww! Luckily, this isn’t for real. At least we hope so. All we know is the JWoww tweeted this picture of these tiny guidettes and guido, writing, “Omg lol classic RT @HannahNeverman: love this. @sn00ki @ITSTHESITUATION@JENNIWOWW” We’re thinking it’s a very late Halloween picture by a [...]
Snooki Hates Being Called Snooki, But Is It Her Name That Makes Her Famous?
Snooki, whose given name is Nicole Polizzi, is fed up with her nickname. Polizzi revealed the origin of her famous nickname on Rachael Ray‘s talk show last year saying the name was given to her because she was the first of her friends to make out with a boy. “So you know Save the Last [...]
Jump Start Live‘s Morning Buzz For Thursday, January 6
VH1′s Jump Start Live will be coming to a TV screen near you from 10-11am each and every weekday from now until the Critics’ Choice Movie Awards air on Friday, January 14 at 9pm. If you haven’t been watching the show, what’s stopping you? As part of the show, host Carrie Keagan and her trusty [...]
McCain Says Snooki’s Too Hot For Jail, Finally Proves That He’s Cooler Than Obama
rnrnIn a desperate attempt to seem hip to young people, John McCain once again spills the beans about his hopeless crush on Snooki, this time during a radio interview. Yesterday, the former Presidential candidate practically swooned into the microphone while talking to Phoenix’s KMLE, agreeing that, “I kind of think she might be too good [...]
Snooki Vows To Stop Drinking (During The Daytime, That Is)
After her recent run-in with the boys in blue, Snooki has been surprisingly reflective in interviews (and no, we’re not referring to the glare of her hot dog-colored skin). Quoth the Snicks, “I just felt really bad, so I’m definitely going to stop drinking during the daytime.” Jeez Louise, why don’t you just join a [...]
Breaking: Snooki Arrested By Jersey Shore Police For Disorderly Conduct
In the first season of Jersey Shore, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was “Snookin’ For Love.” However, during the third season, it appears that she’ll be “Snookin’ For Bail Money” instead. The diminuitive Princess of Poughkeepsie was just arrested by New Jersey police on domestic disturbance charges. Not many details are available right now, but TMZ is [...]
The FABlife’s Ultimate Guide To “Jersey Shore” Star Snooki
It’s official,”Jersey Shore’s” Snooki – Nicole Polizzi by birth – has saved television with one fell swoop of her wee body on the dance floor. You know, this backbend-y, thong-flashing move: This orange-skinned adora-dwarf has taken the mundane, washed up world of reality TV and somehow made it interesting again, with just a hair poof, [...]
