Noah’s Ark

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Darren Aronofsky Wants Christian Bale Aboard Noah’s Ark

If you want to go dark, there’s really only one brooding, bearded ball of dramatic angst you can call. Having proviously announced his edgy cinematic take on the fable of Noah’s ark, allegedly director Darren Aronofsky wants Christian Bale to brave the flood and wrangle giraffes in his planned $130 million epic. Vulture alleges that [...]

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Darren Aronofsky Plans Dark, Edgy Noah’s Ark Movie

We already let Black Swan director Darren Aronofsky ruin leotards for us, and now he’s going ahead and taking our children’s Bible stories too. Deadline reports that Darren Aronofsky’s Noah’s Ark movie will be an “edgy re-telling” of the biblical tale most of us learned via wooden puzzle or soft book. We guess if Kristen [...]