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Is Kate Upton’s New Super Bowl Ad Really Too Sexy For Broadcast? Judge For Yourself!

Kate Upton found herself facing a ban from the small screen last year for her questionably smutty Carl’s Jr. hamburger ad. And now history is repeating itself as her latest TV spot for Mercedes-Benz is feared too sexy for broadcast during the Super Bowl. Wait, what? Are you serious? What does that even mean!? You guys, this will not stand! Banning a Kate Upton ad for being too sexy? That’s like banning Thin Mints for being too delicious!

The ad in question features a short shorts and tank top clad Upton washing and blowing bubbles at a brand new Mercedes CLA. Oh, in slow motion. We forgot that part. It’s sort of like a really hot lava lamp (is that mean? that sounds mean). We’ve helpfully posted it at the top of the post. Check it out and judge for yourself! And then head on down to the gallery below while you’re at it to relive some of Kate’s steamiest moments!

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

We Almost Missed Eva Longoria’s Nip Slip At The Golden Globes, You Guys

Eva Longoria suffers nipslip at the Golden Globes

We bet Eva Longoria was pretty pumped that no one seemed to notice her nipslip on the red carpet of the Golden Globes a few days ago. Well, sorry Eva, we hate to do this, but…you know how it is. Miss a wardrobe malfunction on a hot A-lister? NOT ON OUR WATCH! So here it is in all its (in)glory, albeit a few days late. Please accept our apologies.

We kind of had our money on Jessica Chastain being the one most likely to suffer some kind of wardrobe-related mishap as the result of her gorgeous but daring gown. But as Eva leaned down to fix the bottom of her dress as she posed with hair stylist to the stars Ken Paves, she tempted fate and…(insert boob-related “Golden Globe” pun here). Ever the profession, she laughed off the episode. The show must go on, after all. Head on down to the gallery below for more!

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Kathy Griffin Rings In 2013 By Pretending To Give Oral Sex To Anderson Cooper On Live TV

Anderson Cooper needs to learn that when you hire Kathy Griffin, you get what you pay for! In 2009 the edgy funny lady dropped the F-bomb during CNN’s live New Year’s Eve coverage, and last year she stripped down to her underwear on-air while a confused and seriously stressed-out Cooper looked on. Despite the press backlash, the powers that be invited Kathy back for this year’s live celebration in Times Square, and she did not disappoint. The ball wasn’t the only thing that dropped at midnight, as Griffin pretended to give oral sex to her co-host Cooper! Yes, cries of “Happy New Year!” were mixed pretty heavily with shouts of “Wait, WTF?!” at our house.

It started early on in the night when Kathy told Cooper, ”I’m going to tickle your sack.” This understandably unnerved Cooper, who probably wouldn’t want his sack tickled by Kathy in the best of occasions, let alone during a live TV broadcast in the middle of a crowded and freezing Times Square. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I have no sack of gifts here,” he said trying to defuse the situation. “A sack of Christmas presents. I did not bring a sack of Christmas presents.”

Things got much worse around midnight, after the network cut away from a report in Maine, where locals traditionally kiss a sardine sculpture on New Year’s. Without missing a beat, Griffin was seen down around Anderson’s crotch area, prompting him to ask if she dropped something. “No, I was kissing your sardine,” she confirmed. The veteran newscaster pulled the comedienne to her feet as she insisted, “You know you want to.” Anderson answered with an uncharacteristically icy “Believe me, I really don’t.” Watch the whole uncomfortable incident in the video above!

by (@unclegrambo)

The Top 25 Most Scandalous Wardrobe Malfunctions Of 2012

Top 25 Wardrobe Malfunctions Of 2012

Holidays or not, for those of us that work to rake the muck in the celebrity gossip world, wardrobe malfunctions are the gift that keep on giving. Next year, the Big Bang of wardrobe malfunctions, Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake Super Bowl event, turns nine-years-old, but the paparazzi show no signs of slowing down when it comes to catching celebrities with their pants down (sometimes quite literally).

2012 was a banner year for carelessness in the clothing department, one in which even genuinely classy celebs like Anne Hathaway and Emma Watson ended up showing off body parts only their significant others typically get to see. And, of course, not all celebs are unwilling participants in the Wardrobe Malfunction game; exhibitionist types like Coco, perpetual offender Lindsay Lohan, the chronically blazed Rihanna, and evil genius momager Kris Jenner all saw their profiles rise after strategically-timed slips. And don’t think we just picked on the ladies — we’ll #NEVERFORGET Kanye West‘s low-hanging drawers after a backseat romp with Kimmy K.

So whether these moments were intentional in nature or accidents, VH1 Celebrity’s gallery of the Top 25 Most Scandalous Wardrobe Malfunctions of 2012 captures them all for your viewing pleasure.

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[Photo Credits: Splash News Online, Pacific Coast News, Getty, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram]

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Anne Hathaway Ditches Panties, Flashes Photographers At The Les Miserables Red Carpet

Anne Hathaway flashes photographers at 'Les Miz' premiere

What’s worse than flashing your underwear while getting out of a limo? Flashing your lack of underwear while getting out of a limo! We can now definitively say that Anne Hathaway went commando under the Tom Ford gown she wore to the Les Miserables premiere last night at New York’s Ziegfeld Theater. It’s not the first time she’s gone all scando-town on the red carpet (remember this see-through top from 2006?), but this latest wardrobe malfunction makes us nostalgic for the Paris Hilton-Britney Spears train wrecks of yore! Although to be fair to Anne, it’s got to be hard to navigate in those funky bondage heals. All in all, she definitely rocked the black widow femme fatale look to the hilt. Potential Catwoman redux, anyone? In an outfit like that, we’re thinking yes. Maybe with panties next time, though. Take it down to the gallery below for more!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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by (@hallekiefer)

Soulja Boy, Tell ‘Em You’re Sorry About Accidentally Tumbling That Dick Pic

Soulja Boy Posted Penis Photo On Tumblr

Breaking news! There’s been a huge development! What? No, not about the election. There’s an election today? Who has time to worry about the course of American history when Soulja Boy is out there, posting extremely NSFW naked photos to his Tumblr? Perez Hilton snagged the graphic pic this morning before the rapper deleted it and honestly…you do not see a nude pic from that angle every day. That’s all we’ll say about it. We’re not sure exactly how the “Crank That” singer blogged the photo without realizing where he was sending it, but we guess that’s the danger of keeping nude pics on your phone. Click the wrong photo and your dad is getting a lot more than a snapshot of your new gas grill in his Inbox. Just in time to make Thanksgiving super awkward for everyone, Soulja Boy!

That being said, Soulja Boy is a famous person under the age of 40. This was bound to happen at some point. Just like fellow accidental flasher actress Alison Pill, Soulja Boy quickly apologized for putting his wiener in your face, tumbling “I apologize to ever seen that, accident.” Because what else can you really say at that point? Besides “You’re welcome, everyone”? Now get back to the election! It should be 98% politics, 2% celebrities’ penis pics today!

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Rihanna Goes Topless On Twitter After Halloween Party With Chris Brown

Rihanna goes topless on twitter after Halloween party

Rihanna celebrated Halloween by dressing up as the Queen of Ganja, but she celebrated the day after Halloween by dressing down as the Queen of Sexy! The singer recently posted (yet another) half undressed pic to her instagram, stripped except for her green veil. Riri’s future wedding (un)dress, we wonder? ”The morning after! Hello November,” she captioned the sizzling photo. She had spent that night living it up at her Halloween party, held at West Hollywood’s Greystones Manor. She arrived with friends Shaniece Hairston, and Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada, but soon was seen hanging with Chris Brown, who showed up wearing the worst costume of all time. Other guests included Paris Hilton, comedian Kevin Hart, and Lindsay Lohan, but Rihanna obviously stole the show in her costume that paid tribute to her favorite 4:20 pastime. Head down below for a better look at the hotness!

[Photo: Instagram]

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Coco, Kate Upton And Kim Kardashian Bring You The 50 Most Scarily Sexy Twitpics Of October

The hottest Twitpix of October

Halloween is finally here, and to celebrate we’ve rounded up the most scarily sexy twitpix from this October! OK, we do it at the end of every month, but today we’ve got a bumper crop of 50 (count ‘em!) of the hottest photos from the last month to light your jack-o-lantern. All of your favorites are here, including Queen of the Selfies Kim Kardashian showing off two smokin’ hot Halloween costumes. We’ve got super stars like Rihanna, Lady Gaga and Fergie, and super models like Heidi Klum, Kate UptonMiranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Bar Refaeli! VH1′s Couples Therapy star Courtney Stodden makes an appearance, as does former My Fair Brady goddess Adrianne Curry. But of course, lording over it all, is Twitter favorite Coco, back from her intrepid reporting on Hurricane Sandy. It’s all here in the gallery below! Make sure you take a look before you head out to trick or treat, folks.

[Photo: Twitter]

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Celebrate Tila Tequila’s 31st Birthday With Her 31 Tiniest Outfits Of All Time

Celebrate Tila Tequila's birthday with her 31 tiniest outfits

If it’s sexy, chances are Tila Tequila has done it! After breaking internet records by becoming the most “friended” person on MySpace, the lovely Miss Tequila graced the covers of Maxim, Stuff, Penthouse, hosted the epic television classic Pants Off Dance Off, and released songs with titles like “Stripper Friends” and “I F—ed The DJ.” She even has an album just called Sex. And let’s not forget the time she tasted reality show glory with MTV’s A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila. So yeah, it’s worth noting that “realtions” play a big role in the Tila Tequila story. But she’s not just a pretty face, you guys. During her time in the limelight, the model-turned-singer-turned-actress has taken on jugaloos, blackmailers, and most recently the illuminati. And she’s lived to tell the tale! Today she turns 31 years old, so in honor of her big day, join us as we count down her 31 tiniest outfits of all time. Enjoy!

[Photo: Getty Images]

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by (@hallekiefer)

Ke$ha’s NSFW “Boyfriend” Pic Joins Her Top 7 Absurdly Honest Overshares

Man, this girl. We know some celebrities make a career out of cringe-inducing overshares, but oh, there is something just so wonderful about the way Ke$ha does it. She makes oversharing into an art form, perhaps because she genuinely seems not to care whether or not people like her for it. We’d say Ke$ha ties with Rihanna for number of effs given (lifetime total: 0), but unfortunately (or really, really fortunately) RiRi isn’t exactly peeing in public all the time. (That we know of, at least.) And we would probably know because she tweets virtually everything.) “My new bf is doing an interview,” Ke$ha tweeted today along with a photo of her man. Now, maybe oversharing is just Ke$ha’s brand, but it’s a brand that never goes out of style.

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