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by (@shalapitcher)

The Next Mel Gibson Rant Remixes Coming Soon, We Hope

We suspect that at this moment there are DJs, MCs, video editors and very smart kids hard at work in their basements/studios to deliver what we crave most: remixes of the latest < strong>Mel Gibson rant, recorded by screenwriter Joe Eszterhas‘ son in Costa Rica in December. The shouts don’t quite include as much vivid imagery as his phone tirades about how Oksana Grigorieva dressed, and we really wish that some of the crazy talk Eszterhas alluded to about the Beatles and the Jews were included in this little recording, obtained by TheWrap.com. But we see some potential in his rhythmic “F—!” repetition. Also, we have a clear contender for the chorus: “Who wants to eat?! Who the f— wants to eat?! Go have something to eat! Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy!” And if someone can illustrate what it looks like when he pushes over a totem pole, that would be magic. These masterpieces can’t come soon enough.

Just to refresh your memories, here are a few inspired takes on his 2010, um, hook. NSFW, obvs.
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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Rihanna Posts A Bikini Malfunction On Facebook

Rihanna has been very generous in sharing her vacation photos on Facebook, and in making us realize how much our lives all suck compared to hers. The singer’s FB albums have become almost as anticipated as her music albums, in no small part because they feature her bikini-clad self in glorious locations, drinking some fantastical tropical drink concoction under the warm Caribbean sun. It makes us feel kinda insecure about our vending machine coffee.

Riri’s latest vacay swimsuit extravaganza (from her Hawaii trip in January) dropped last night, and it’s easily her hottest yet. She surfs (in a bikini)! She swims (in a bikini)! She lies down (in a bikini)! Then she mixes it up and ditches the bikini for some skinny dipping under a waterfall. It’s like an R-Rated Bob Ross painting! What’s more, she even posted a bikini-centric wardrobe malfunction (NSFW), which occurred while she was spraying her body with tanning oil for the cameras. Innocent accident, or…not so much? We’re not sure, but Mark Zuckerberg’s gonna be pissed. Check out her 30 hottest new vacation pics in the gallery below!

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[Photo: Facebook]

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Ex-Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton’s Dress Is Sheer Lunacy

We’ll be totally honest: We really didn’t remember who Melody Thornton was, or that she’d been in the Pussycat Dolls. But now we’ll never forget her, after she stepped out to the Elle Women in Music gala in a barely there sheer dress! Oh yeah, she also ditched the underwear. Well-played, Melody. Well-played indeed. The singer posted a pic of the racy outfit to her Twitter before the big event. She’s definitely not shy! Get a closer look in the gallery below!

[Photo: Getty Images]

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by (@shalapitcher)

Did Terry Richardson Photograph Himself Having Sex With Juliette Lewis?

Actress Juliette Lewis does seem to be the kind of lady who is game for all sorts of crazy antics. Still, we wore the expression she has above when we glimpsed a rather graphic photo, first tweeted by the aptly named @TotallyNSFW and then posted on Fleshbot. Gawker is convinced that it is indeed what it appears to be: Juliette having sex with Terry Richardson while standing up. Update: Gawker received an email from Juliette’s publicist denying that the photo is of the actress, yet simultaneously demanding that they take the photo down.

Here’s all we can post of the pic:
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by (@JordanRuntagh)

FDR: American Badass Vs. Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter For Best President Ever


We all know that 2012 is an election year, and there’s a whole crew of peeps working hard to try and be our next president. But let’s not muddy the issue with stuff like taxes, health care reform and anti-piracy laws and go to the very heart of the matter: who will be the most butt-kicking mofo the oval office has ever seen? For a while we had a strong front runner with Abraham Lincoln, portrayed expertly by Benjamin Walker in the upcoming Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. In the trailer for Seth Grahame-Smith‘s book on which the movie is based, Honest Abe nails it as he he crushes blood suckers and their slave-owning companions!

But now Lincoln has a serious challenger in FDR: American Badass! Barry Bostwick stars in the small-budget campy comedy as President Franklin D. Roosevelt, who does battle with Nazi werewolves from the seat of  his tricked out wheelchair of death! Check out the (very NSFW) clip under the jump for more blood, laughs, and werewolves. Who will win this badass election? We’ll have to wait til they hit the big screens to find out!

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by (@hallekiefer)

AnnaLynne McCord Accidentally Tweets Topless Photo To A Fan

Call us old fashioned, but if we were tweeting topless photos of ourselves to fans (and we’re not saying we haven’t), we would at least try to keep things PG-13. We might, for example, actually look at our pictures with our eyes before posting them. If only 90210‘s AnnaLynne McCord had thought to put on her nipple vision goggles while posting a Twitpic last Friday, she might have noticed she was sending more than just a shout-out to stunned fan @Meganrae. “This is for you @meganraee You rock! Xxx,” the actress tweeted, along with a full-on nipslip. We don’t even like to take our underwear off in the shower, so we don’t really understand how this happened. Then again, we’ve ruined so many bras that way. There has to be some middle ground, people!

McCord has since swapped out the picture of the girls (well, girl, rather) for a cropped version of the photo. “<333 ahh thanks! you are so sweet! and thats definitely a great picture!,” @Meganrae graciously tweeted back. We guess it was a nice gesture. Let no one  say AnnaLynne doesn’t have really amazing manners!

[Photo: Getty Images/AnnaLynne McCord's Twitter]

by (@katespencer)

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Pics: Hot Or Not?

I have long been a fan of the phenomenon that is Lindsay Lohan. Even when times got dark and weird (they’re still pretty dark and weird, huh?), I’ve always rooted for LiLo to pull through in some way. Maybe I’m just holding on to the magic of Lindsay in Mean Girls, but seriously — did you see her in Mean Girls? So good! And while it’s unclear if she’s ever really going to rebound from the mess that is her life (Dina and Michael, I still blame you for this), she’s clearly trying to with this Playboy spread. My personal opinions about the sexy naked pics are as follows:

  • Woah, her boobs?! Best real boobs ever or best fake boobs ever?
  • Does she have albino nipples?
  • Sigh. She looks way too much like Amanda Lepore in those Marilyn Monroe inspired pics.
  • The photos where she’s rockin’ her regular hair are pretty hot.
  • This is kinda tastefully done, right? Just me?
  • I wish she’d skip nudie spreads and just make some kick-ass movies again. Nothing big; small, independent features where she can prove her talent and shine like the star I know she is. Come on, Lindsay, work with me here.
  • Seriously, her boobs!!!

Check out the very NSFW pics here and say your piece in our poll below.

[Photo: via ONTD]

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Are These Scarlett Johansson Nude Photos Legit?

It would appear that Scarlett Johansson is one of the sexiest phone hacking victims we’ve seen in a while. Pictures that the star apparently took of herself in the buff are making the rounds on the web this morning. It could very well be  the work of the notorious hacking ring who claim to have jacked “delicate” pix of over fifty different Hollywood actresses back in March. In addition to Scar-Jo, the motley crew of nudie thieves say that have shots of  Miley Cyrus, Ali Larter, and Vanessa Hudgens (deja vu!). Although they look pretty real, we’re not totally sold on these naughty pix being authentic. What do you think?

UPDATE (11:20 a.m.): TMZ is reporting that ScarJo is planning on contacting the FBI about this incident. Make of that what you will.

[Photo: Buzzfeed]

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by (@hallekiefer)

Jonah Hill Corrupts Our Nation’s Youth In The Sitter Red-Band Trailer

Wow, Jonah Hill’s The Sitter red-band trailer is not for the prudish of heart. Or for anyone without a door on their office. Or for anyone under the age of 25. Or really anybody else. The trailer kicks off with a host of adorable ethnically diverse youngsters quizzing a newly skinny Jonah Hill about race, the merits of his profession and certain rumors regarding what kind of genitals he might be working with. “Why?,” Jonah responds nervously. “Have you heard something weird? Did somebody say something?” The actual trailer isn’t too PG-13 either, seeing as how no 13-year-old should even think about Jonah Hill performing a sex act of any kind. The whole thing is definitely “edgier” than that filthy The Change-Up promo, but substantially less racially offensive. We consider that a win-win!

by (@missmuttoo)

Janice Dickinson Works A Two Piece, Celebrates Independence From Clothing!

You have got to hand it to Janice Dickinson. She’s 56 years old and still slipped into a teeny bandeau bikini to celebrate the 4th of July on Malibu Beach. That takes some serious confidence, but we all know that Janice has that in abundance. While we’re amazed at the lack of cellulite, we’re also a little freaked out by her arms which do reveal her age. They do look leathery, don’t they? Plus, she’s just tiny — and her stomach is almost concave — which makes us want to hand her sandwich. We’d suggest some sunblock as well, as that is already, one intense tan. But you know what? We’re still going to hand it to her. Will we look the same at 56? We’re crossing our fingers (and toes). Gwan, Miss Janice!