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Gwyneth Paltrow Flashes The Camera In London

If Gwyneth Paltrow can’t enter a car gracefully while wearing a short dress, then no one can. One lucky paparazzo got themselves a glimpse at Gwynnie’s panties before she zoomed off from the Mayfair Hotel in London to Take That singer Gary Barlow‘s birthday party. While we’re far too bashful to share the goods up top, the uncensored photo appears in the gallery below, you dirty little perv.

And in case you’re feeling guilty, maitre d’ turned tell-all author Abbe Diaz says Gwyneth has a “passive-aggressive comportment,” when she’s out in public, “meant to unnerve the plebeians.” That should help.

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Emmy Rossum Slips Some Nip For Esquire

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Well, it’s not full nip, but it’s more of Emmy Rossum than we’ve ever seen. Come to think of it, we’re not sure we’ve ever even seen Rossum act so it’s the most we’ve ever seen of her everRossum appeared in this month’s Esquire magazine in their Funny Joke From a Beautiful Woman column (because everyone knows beautiful women only have one joke — it’s ugly girls who are the real comedians), and in addition to telling a mildly dirty joke, she also shows off her goods. Check out all the pics of the actress in her skivvies below.

[Photos: Esquire]

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Kim Kardashian Gets Naked And Silvery For W

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Pretty safe to say that anyone who has heard of the Kardashians knows that Kim is famous for showing off her body, whether it’s from her Playboy issue, her sex tape, or the time she got her cellulite sucked while sister Khloe looked on. She’s at it again this week, posing naked on the cover of W but this time it’s in the name of art, and it kills us to say this but she looks amazing. Does she have any pores at all? What gives? The magazine’s art issue features an interview with the glistening, un-airbrushed starlet where she discusses everything from her public persona to her body issues. At one point she says “I used to think, I have to be this or that or skinny, and now, because of the show, everyone is embracing just me, which has given me such a confidence.” She certainly looks confident to us!

And it’s not just the cover photo that made our jaw drop, there’s also a stunning photo spread in the magazine of Kim covered in silver body paint as well (check out one of the more risqué photos below). It’s all the Kardashian we’ve ever needed to see.

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[Photo: E! Online/W]

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A Preview Of The Kendra Sex Tape Is Online

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If Kendra Wilkinson‘s relationship with her in-laws was strained because she made a sex tape, it’s only going to get worse now that a preview of Kendra’s sex tape has been released online.  Happy Hump Day, Grandma and Grandpa Baskett!!

A visit to the website KendraExposed.com brings up a very not safe for work video of Kendra, naked and in the middle of some serious action – which is certainly the very last thing that Hank Baskett‘s parents want to see. Unless, of course, the hundreds of thousands of dollars Kendra raked in from its release are buying them a new house or a Bentley or something. We know the internet’s primary function is to deliver porn to the masses, but the tape is still a lot for us to take in before noon.

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Ashley Dupre Is On Fire In Playboy (Quite Literally!)

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Those of you out there who generally read Playboy for the articles –that’s all of you, right?– will finally have a reason to flip past those boring, boring words when the latest issue hits newsstands later this week. In what is being heralded as the magazine’s most anticipated celebrity pictorial since Marge Simpson shed her lime green dress last October, Ashley Alexandra Dupré (aka “Kristen”) will be appearing nude in an eight-page layout in the May 2010 issue. And just in case any of you out there have doubts that the photo spread will be anything less than hot, it’s worthwhile to note that Dupré literally caught on fire during the shoot.

Oh, and for those of you who actually do read the printed words that appear in the magazine, you’ll have this choice quote from Eliot Spitzer’s main squeeze to look forward to: “I love sex and I’m very good at it, but I’m saving that. That’s for my future boyfriend from now on. And it will be fabulous.” Well, alrighty then!

UPDATE: The Village Voice has a first look at some of the EXTREMELY NSFW Ashley Dupré nudes from the issue. Click if you dare, but don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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[Photos: Steven Wayda/Playboy]