NSFW – Not Safe For Work

If Gwyneth Paltrow can’t enter a car gracefully while wearing a short dress, then no one can. One lucky paparazzo got themselves a glimpse at Gwynnie’s panties before she zoomed off from the Mayfair Hotel in London to Take That singer Gary Barlow‘s birthday party. While we’re far too bashful to share the goods up top, the uncensored photo appears in the gallery below, you dirty little perv.

And in case you’re feeling guilty, maitre d’ turned tell-all author Abbe Diaz says Gwyneth has a “passive-aggressive comportment,” when she’s out in public, “meant to unnerve the plebeians.” That should help.

Well, it’s not full nip, but it’s more of Emmy Rossum than we’ve ever seen. Come to think of it, we’re not sure we’ve ever even seen Rossum act so it’s the most we’ve ever seen of her ever.  Rossum appeared in this month’s Esquire magazine in their Funny Joke From a Beautiful Woman column (because everyone knows beautiful women only have one joke — it’s ugly girls who are the real comedians), and in addition to telling a mildly dirty joke, she also shows off her goods. Check out all the pics of the actress in her skivvies below.

[Photos: Esquire]

Pretty safe to say that anyone who has heard of the Kardashians knows that Kim is famous for showing off her body, whether it’s from her Playboy issue, her sex tape, or the time she got her cellulite sucked while sister Khloe looked on. She’s at it again this week, posing naked on the cover of W but this time it’s in the name of art, and it kills us to say this but she looks amazing. Does she have any pores at all? What gives? The magazine’s art issue features an interview with the glistening, un-airbrushed starlet where she discusses everything from her public persona to her body issues. At one point she says “I used to think, I have to be this or that or skinny, and now, because of the show, everyone is embracing just me, which has given me such a confidence.” She certainly looks confident to us!

And it’s not just the cover photo that made our jaw drop, there’s also a stunning photo spread in the magazine of Kim covered in silver body paint as well (check out one of the more risqué photos below). It’s all the Kardashian we’ve ever needed to see.

[Photo: E! Online/W]