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Waka Flocka Flame Strips Down To His Diamond Fozzie Bear Chain For PETA

Joining the long line of naked celebrities trying to convince us to care about animals. Waka Flocka Flame poses nude for PETA, demonstrating that you can live the lush life without an adorable fuzzy animal being slaughtered for it. “Understand where that fox fur came from before you spend $1,000 … someone got their head beat in and electrocuted. Understand what you buy, instead of just going off fashion and what it look like,” Waka warns. Let’s just hope all those diamonds in his Muppet bling are conflict free, or else he’s going to be look pretty silly. Well, more silly than a grown man in a Fozzie necklace already looks.

In a video for PETA, Flock explains that he also doesn’t eat red meat and doesn’t support animals being made to perform in circuses. “I’m an artist. I wouldn’t want anyone beating me!” he sympathizes. Waka joins other PETA spokepeople like Justin Bieber and Taraji P. Henderson, though with decidedly more tats. We’ll say it, though: No matter if you chose a hot guy or a hot girl, the first thing people think when they see these PETA ads is almost never, “I need to start caring about animals right now.” It’s also not the second thing they think. Or the third. Maybe the fourth, Flocka. You deserve at least that for taking it off.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Kelly Brook Gets Lipstick Everywhere Except Her Teeth In Exhibition Nudes

We feel you, Kelly. We’re always trying to put lipstick on during a bumpy subway ride; next thing you know we’ve got it smeared on our chin, up to our nose, in our butt crack…you know how it is. We bet the British actress and feels our pain, if Kelly Brook’s lipstick photos for Exhibition magazine are any indication. In fact, Brook manages to look more red than she did in her last year’s Pirahnas 3D. On the plus side, she’s equally as nude.

Apparently new luxury magazine Exhibition highlighted Brook in their first issue, the only one to be published in 2011. Hmm, coming out with just one issue a year seems a little gimmicky, but so far they’re doing an excellent job of getting our attention. We haven’t seen someone smeared with so much lipstick since we got into our mom’s purse as a toddler. And we haven’t seen a body so banging since, well, ever. Maybe in a dream we had once, but even then…not as quite banging.

[Photo: Exhibition Magazine]

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W Magazine Responds To “Porn” Photos Of Kim Kardashian: Clearly They Are Art!

After hearing about Kim Kardashian‘s break-down over “full-on porn” photos of her exposed lady lumps, W Magazine defends Kim Kardashian’s nude photos on the ground that they are high art, not simply nudie pics for the general population to slobber over. “In keeping in line with the theme of W Magazine’s November Art Issue, Kim Kardashian’s cover was conceived as an artistic collaboration with well-known artist Barbara Kruger, and was a meditation on the influence that reality TV has on contemporary culture,” a W spokesperson claimed. Hmm, did anyone else on the planet understand that by looking at the photographs? Or did most people just have steam shoot out of their ears and their tongues roll out onto the ground like a cartoon wolf? We thought so.

Said the rep, “The inside portfolio documented the career and power of Kim Kardashian as a work of art, using the language of artists like Jeff Koons (see Rabbit) and Gilbert & George (see The Singing Sculpture).” And yet at no point in the magazine’s response does W address Kardashian’s claim that she did not agree to be shown completely nude. All we’re saying is, we bet the issue wouldn’t have sold nearly as well with a vase on the cover, unless that vase happened to be shaped exactly like a naked Kim Kardashian covered in body paint. If someone knows where we can get a vase like that, however, we will pay one billion dollars for it.

[Photo: W Magazine]

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Kim Kardashian Weeps Over “Full-On Porn” Nude Photos

While most of the world would give their first-born child to look half as good covered in silver paint, apparently Kim Kardashian’s upset over nude photos in W Magazine. “Oh my God, I’m more naked than I was in Playboy. I’m so mad right now. She promised I would be covered with artwork. You can see nipple. The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen,” Kim wept on her new show Kourtney & Kim Take New York yesterday. Apparently Kardashian regrets the graphic pics, which she describes as “full-on” porn. Are we crazy to think that instead of crying, Kim just start rocking a layer of body paint 24/7? Seriously, those pics should be considered a masterpiece.

Of course, Kardashian’s astronaut porn star look was not her first time at the public nudity rodeo. Besides her Playboy cover, Kim has also taken it off in the sex tape with Ray J that made her a star, last week’s erotic TwitPic and, of course, the hearts and minds of America’s youth. “I’m never taking my clothes off again, even if it’s for Vogue,” Kardashian sniffed, though eventually she admitted “I’m glad I did them.” We guess it comes down to what Kardashian hates more: getting naked, or not having pro-ball players want to date her and hundreds of thousands of dollars thrown at her feet. Tough call!

[Photo: W Magazine]

by (@hallekiefer)

Rihanna Takes It Off Again In New Sexting Photos

Some people never learn from their mistakes. Other people learn that the more half-naked sexts you send, the more hot dudes you can rake it. New steamy sexting photos of Rihanna have popped up over at MediaTakeOut, and girl looks better than ever in just undies and an asymmetrical cut. While the site won’t definitively confirm the recipient of the pics, they strongly imply the lucky guy was a “popular sports star” recently dating the flame-haired star. The hair timeline definitely lines up! They also claim the unnamed guy “exchanged” photos with the What’s My Name singer, meaning if Rihanna ever feels like it, it could be naked Matt Kemp Christmas!

Rihanna has been burning up lately, between her alleged lesbian romance and S&M photos. But let’s not forget the even steamier pics that turned up after her break-up with Chris Brown. We’re starting to suspect it could be Rihanna herself releasing these photos just to announce that her hotness is now back on the market. Which would make her a certifiable genius.

[Photo: MediaTakeOut]

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Betty White Nude Photos Confirm Betty White Is Awesome

We hope that one day we will be so famous and beloved that when our nude photos get leaked, people will think, “Oh, well isn’t that adorable?” rather than, “How do I delete that from my brain?” In addition to the cute pic of the Hot In Cleveland star dressed inappropriately for a snowball fight that’s been floating around the internet, new nude photos of Betty White show her, a whole lot of her, working it out during her early modeling days.

Rumors emerged last summer that photos of the beloved Golden Girl and late husband Allen Ludden might be making their debut, but so far there are only Betty’s boudoir photos to be found. At this rate Ms. White could release a sex tape and everyone in America would give her a standing ovation. See, Kim Kardashian? It’s all about timing.

[Photos: Jezebel]

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J-Woww Claims She Was Under Anesthesia When Ex Snapped Nude Photos

We see a picture of us in a two-piece on Facebook and we have a panic attack, so we are extremely anxious to hear that J-Woww’s ex-boyfriend Tom Lippolis tried to sell nude photos of the Jersey Shore star. Now to make even more horrifying, apparently Jenni “J-Woww” Farley was under anesthesia when the photos were taken. “Jenni came to me and told me that she heard rumors that Tom was trying to sell naked photos of her that she had no idea there were ever photos taken. Jenni says she must have been under anesthesia when they were taken. She is very upset but is going to try and remain out of the public legal battle right now,” said J-Woww’s lawyer Rudy Fusco.

Earlier today Lippolis described the photos depicting J-Woww after her first boob job to RadarOnline, claiming “Before she had her second breast augmentation, she was uneven, scarred, deformed and had tons of cellulite. There were two-inch scars on her nipples and after the surgery, they had stretched the skin and removed the scars.” Lippolis, who J-Woww claims stole from her after they broke up this past summer, maintains this is just his way of getting payment for work done as her manager.  Earlier this week J-Woww went to court over the photos, filing an order to show cause in an effort to prevent her ex-creeper from selling them to the highest bidder. “I didn’t even try to market the pictures, but after I filed the lawsuit she decided to make this an issue. She is just upset because I have this over her head,” Lippolis claims. Let’s hope that this new information is enough to finally prevent him from shopping the pictures around. Or that J-Woww rips both of his arms right out of their sockets, one of the two.

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More Bad News For The Lovato Family: Demi’s Sister, Dallas, In A Nude Photo Scandal

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These are self-shot photographs of Demi Lovato‘s sister, Dallas Lovato. She obvs doesn’t have a problem looking like a half-naked, trashy baller throwing dollar bills around. What she’s going to have a problem with is someone trying to leak naked photos of her. The story is that some dude Dallas used to “hook-up” with has been sending topless shots of her to his friends. Unfortunately, one of his gang doesn’t want to keep them on the down-low, and is looking into getting the scandalous shots online.

This isn’t exactly the best news for the Lovato family. Not that nude photos are ever good news, but following Demi’s rehab ordeal, almost-lawsuit and her saucy photo leak, matters have taken a turn for the worse. No word yet on whether this is just a rumor, but we’ll keep you posted.

[Photos via ZacTaylor.ca]

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Christina Gets Dirrty In Leaked NSFW Photos

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If Xtina wants to revert from classy legitimate actress to raunchy “Dirrty”-era diva, who are we to object? In what looks like the first step down that road, leaked photos of Christina Aguilera hit the internet today to remind us of the singer in a better, racier time: 2002. The candid photos depict Aguilera in all kinds of undress, including two pics taken while she’s dressed in what appears to be a revealing costume from her bonerific Not Myself Tonight video. Why celebrities would agree to take raunchy photos when they know they’ll just end up being leaked us beyond us…especially one with so many horrible leg bruises!

Arguably even less pleasant for the singer are possible photos of Aguilera’s breast implant scars, which the singer inadvertently revealed while waving during the Tokyo junket for her film Burlesque. Christina has never directly addressed gossip about her assets, but the scar suggests breast augmentation performed via the armpit. To which we say—ugh. Between the singer’s pits, nips and various skin issues, we feel like we’ve had our fill of Xtina for the day. Unless more sexy photos come out: then please, alert us immediately. [Photo: Global Grind]

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Kim Kardashian Now “Too Old” To Pose Nude; Thank Goodness She Thought Ahead

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The nation mourns today after Kim Kardashian declared herself “too old” to pose nude, leaving the country”s horny distraught and left to paw the dozens of naked pictures Kardashian has already done. Following her 30th birthday last Thursday Kim sighed, “I don’t know [if I'll pose nude again]. I’m too old for that now…I wanted to get it all out of my system before I turned 30.” Because as everyone knows, on the strike of midnight on your 30th birthday, your hair turns gray, your teeth become loose, and your monumental butt drops like two bowling balls released from the top of the Empire State Building and comes crashing down onto the little waist-mounted cart you now have to wheel it around. That happened to you guys too, right?

Luckily for fans and historians alike, Kardashian was thoughtful enough to plan ahead and record herself in the all together for all time in Playboy, a sex tape, this month’s infamous W magazine shoot and, most likely, text messages to 80% of the NFL line-up. More interesting to Kim than her birthday suit is her growing fashion sense. Kardashian says her “style has evolved to be a little more sophisticated. It’ll probably just keep on evolving in that direction.” Unless of course…Kim thinks a thin layer of silver paint IS high fashion? If so, we can’t wait to see what 31 looks like!*

*Probably super naked.