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Jenny McCarthy Chats About Her “Hairy” First Playboy Shoot With A Visibly Stunned Oprah


In a rare glimpse of a talk show host being literally struck speechless, Oprah Winfrey was shocked, shocked by talk of  Jenny McCarthy’s unruly bikini line on her show yesterday. Winfrey’s jaw practically dropped onto the sound stage as McCarthy shared TMI times ten about showing up to her first Playboy shoot au naturale.

Jenny all but used hand puppets to explain how, “All of a sudden I hear WOAH, WOAH! And I said is there anything on it? What’s wrong?” It took a kindly makeup artist to explain to Jenny, “They said they never saw anyone as hairy as you in their entire life!”. The same stylist then joked about the brush she had used to comb out McCarthy’s lady bits, saying, “I guess I’m not using this one again!” Pardon us while we die, forever.

If we were Oprah, who finishes her show’s final season next year, we would have made Gayle King fetch us a lavender eye pillow, shut off all the lights in the studio and made everyone go home after that story. That woman is too rich and too famous to deal with celebrities’ huge vintage bushes. She’s basically making  John Travolta fly 300 people to Australia, for pete’s sake! She doesn’t need to hear about anybody’s Muppet-looking lap mop.

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Sexism Doesn’t Just Affect The Ladies: Only $30,000 For Vinnie To Get Naked In Playgirl?


Somebody get Gloria Allred on the phone! Jersey Shore’s Vinnie has been visited with a huge injustice…and an even more massive solution. Vinnie Guadagnino was offered $30,000 to pose naked in Playgirl after rumors of his mammoth manhood started circulating. Friends with benefits Snooki once described their midnight encounters as “putting a watermelon in a pinhole”, which sounds exactly like the type of thing we would shell out the price of Playgirl to see. But $30,000? That is an outright insult, and a slap to the face to dudes everywhere. While, that’s barely even enough to cover a side boob in J-Woww’s Playboy deal!

To sweeten the pot Playgirl has also offered to drop some cash at CloneAWilly to create a sex toy from a mold of Vinnie’s unit. If they sell well, this could be the thing that rockets Vinnie past his 15 minutes of fame. Maybe he can finagle a spot as Wawa’s Classic Hoagie spokesperson and start hawking his own $5 footlong. He’ll be like Jared Fogel, but with more tattoos and fewer other job prospects. Either way, he’s still looking good. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Glee’s Heather Morris Nude Photos Hit The Web


Glee fans … you’re just about to see a lot more of Heather Morris (yep, naked) than you ever thought you would. The actress, who portrays cheerleader Brittany on the hit series, is showing some serious skin in a slew of naked photographs that have surfaced on the internet.

Nobody knows why the photos were taken (and really, do we care?). They’re tastefully-shot black and whites, so we’re guessing a magazine shoot (but someone would have claimed the spread already; there’s no photographer credit either) or maybe publicity. The 23-year-old doesn’t seem too bothered in hiding anything while doing everything from crawling across a floor (hair blowing artfully, natch) to standing buck nekkid in front of a wall with her eyes closed.

It has to be said: she’s in scorching shape. Morris used to be one of the backup dancers for Beyonce‘s 2007-8 world tour – that’s probably responsible for the zero body-fat!

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