We know that Disney didn’t exactly invent the legend of Mulan or Snow White; they just turned them into icon cartoon characters, which were then printed them on a billion little girl’s favorite t-shirts. On the other hand, we also know that we’ve given some serious thought to who would play the Disney princesses in a live-action situation, so let us enjoy it while that actually happens, okay? Alright.
According to EW, The Social Network‘s Jamie Chung has been cast as your favorite cross-dressing lady warrior. Meanwhile The Tudors‘ Sarah Bolger snagged a reoccuring role as Sleeping Beauty on Once Upon A Time‘s second season this fall. No word on how the show will incorporate the actresses into the show, but seeing as how Once will then have a legendary Chinese soldier and a German fairytale princess, our guess would be: flawlessly. The show already features Ginnifer Goodwin as Snow White and Lost‘s Emilie De Ravin, but who else would you want to see play a live-action princess? Some of our picks would have to be…
So, we’re a little bit obsessed with Halloween here at VH1 headquarters. (One glance at Best Week Ever should prove that much.) And since I finished my costume a week early this year, I have extra time to enjoy how much every other TV network in the country is also obsessed with the holiday. From vampires and witches to fairy tales and murderers, it’s as good a time to stay indoors as it is to go bobbing for apples — that’s what the kids do these days, right?
Monday: Martha Stewart’s Haunted House
8 p.m. Hallmark
Martha doesn’t do anything halfway, but Halloween has always been an excuse for her to go extra craft-crazy. Tonight, she’s teaching you how to create a haunted house and has Justin Long, one of the least-scary actors on the planet, do something to spook small children. My glue gun is ready!
Tuesday: Zombies: A Living History
8 p.m., History Channel
Lots of historical experts scare the sh– out of me with their talk of how the zombie virus could actually come to be, while actors moan and shuffle in the background. Watch the trailer here and you’ll see why I may stay indoors forever.
Wednesday: American Horror Story
10 p.m., FX
As anyone who’s ever watched anything before knows, Halloween is the night when the barrier between the living and the dead is thinnest. That’s got to make living in a haunted house extra fun! What’s even more fun/super creepy? Having Zachary Quinto as your interior decorator.