Parker

by (@hallekiefer)

Jennifer Lopez’s Dress Has Butt Cut-Outs, Just In Case You Actually Thought She Needed Spanx

Jennifer Lopez Wears Cut-Out Dress To Parker Premiere Dress

Oooo, our faces are as red as our infected Spanx line! (Thank you, Tina Fey, for informing the world about that dire affliction.) As if it wasn’t enough for her to defy both gravity and cultural perceptions of beauty by becoming hotter as she enters her forties, Jennifer Lopez obviously wore a dress with butt cut-outs to the Parker premiere last night just to demonstrate how she doesn’t need the four pairs of overlapping Spanx most leading ladies wear on the red carpet. Or, uh, any underwear whatsoever. Jeez, we get it, Jennifer Lopez. Your body is its own Spanx.

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