Khloe Kardashian might have though those rumors about her paternity were over after everyone noticed they were based on absolutely no verifiable information whatsoever. Not so fast, girl! According to the National Enquirer, none other than Robert Kardashian‘s most famous client O.J. Simpson is allegedly Khloe’s biological dad. “The former football great claimed to pals the he had an affair with his best buddy Robert Kardashian’s then-wife Kris in 1983 and seemed convinced it resulted in her pregnancy with Khloe, divulged the insider,” the magazine alleges according to MediaTakeout. Hmm, but if Khloe wasn’t born until June 1984…plus we’re reading this in the National Enquirer…yeah, something is just not adding up here.
On Twitter Khloe seems more than a little exasperated at the gossip, tweeting, “And do they rumors ever stop? What is the recent obsession with all of this? What are they going to say next? #SoapOpera.” Meanwhile Kim Kardashian joked around about Khloe’s secret dad, posting the National Enquirer‘s front page with the comment, “Now we have all the answers! It makes sense now! Khloe u are so tan!” Hey, Khloe and O.J. do both have their lips pressed together on the magazine’s cover, so the gossip is either totally true or the Kardashians just had one slightly taller than average great-grandmother. Either way, how scandalous!
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If those rumors about Khloe Kardashian’s paternity had you waking up every 20 minutes drenched in a cold sweat last night, don’t worry. It looks like that gossip is good and quashed by the only two people know for sure the identity of Khloe’s biological parents: Khloe’s biological parents. â€œI have never heard such crap in my lifeâ€¦get a life,” Kris Jenner raged on Good Morning America today when asked about allegations that Khloe was the product of an affair made by Robert Kardashian‘s second wife Jan Ashley and his widow Ellen. As Kris pointed out, “I mean I was there. I gave birth.Â I know who the dad was.” Yeah, reeeeeeally hard to argue with the whole “I conceived and gave birth to her” thing, Jan and Ellen.
If that isn’t enough of a confirmation that Khloe is a full sister to Kim Kardashian, despite her height and the fact we can actually stand her, RumorFix dug up documents from Robert’ Kardashian’s annulment from Ashley in 1999. “Approximately two months after our marriage, I changed my mind,” Kardashian wrote about his decision not to have children with Ashley. “I decided since I already had four biological children, I did not wish to have any more.” As far as we’re concerned, that’s game, set, match, ladies. It would take a DNA test and some very invasive home VHS to convince us otherwise. Not that we wouldn’t thoroughly examine both of them, of course.
The on-going soap opera we call the Kardashian’s barrels on today with a twist that would do Maury Povich proud. Both an ex-wife and a widow of the late attorney/Kardashian Klan patriarch Robert Kardashian are making claims that Khloe isn’t actually a Kardashian. Technically, at least. Kris Jenner has already admitted to infidelity during her marriage to Robert, and this report alleges that Khloe is actually the result of one of her affairs.
“Khloe is not his kid.Â He told me that after we got married,” Jan Ashley, Robert’s second wife, told Star Magazine. “He said, ‘Well, you know that Khloe’s not really a Kardashian, don’t you?’ And I saidâ€¦’OK,’ and that was it.” Robert’s widow Ellen Kardashian supports the explosive accusations. “Robert did question the fact that Khloe was his,” she said. “Any normal man would if they knew their wife had cheated on him. She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. [She] didn’t look anything like the other three children.” According to Ellen, Robert even admitted that he and Kris weren’t even sleeping together at the time Khloe was conceived.
Those Beliebers say the darnedest things! When 20-year-old Mariah Yeater leveled paternity claims against Justin Bieber, she should have realized that she was going up against his fiercely protective fan-base. The singer has a militantly loyal army of that numbers over 14 million strong, and you really don’t want to mess with ‘em. In the past some have made serious threats against Justin’s girlfriend Selena Gomez, and even platonic lady-friend Kim Kardashian.
Now they’re furious at the woman who attempted to sully their idol’s reputation with what they believe to be a bogus baby claim. So the disgruntled Beliebers are taking to Twitter, the Internet’s giant high school cafeteria, to vent their anger. The majority of these messages were clearly written through tears of blind rage on the Biebs behalf, and are mean-spirited and a little scary. But amazingly, the tweets aren’t all just typo-ridden hate speak. In fact, some are actually pretty funny, and have introduced us to enriching new words like “Bieberconda” and “Biebergasm.” Who knew? Join us under the jump for the nuttiest and funniest of the bunch! And take our poll to let us know who you think is crazier in this situation. Don’t worry, it’s confidential.
Jay-Z famously told us about his 99 problems, and it looks like a love child could be one of them. Although his wife Beyonce’s pregnancy will make him the most famous daddy in hip hop, rumors are circulating that the 41-year old already has a “secret son.” No, he didn’t pull an “Arnold,” but allegedly fathered a child nine years ago with Trinidad model Shenelle Scott, long before Bebe was his lady.
The report courtesy of Star Magazine reads more like an episode of Maury. Malik Sayeed believed he was the father of Shenelle’s baby, but took a paternity test at the advice of friends who had seen her hangin’ around with the rap star. “Everyone knew she was sleeping around and sleeping with Jay,” Malik’s father told Star. “There was a good chance it was his.” Malik got the test results back two weeks later, which revealed that the child was not his. But this was no time for the patented ‘Not-The-Father’ Dance. He immediately suspected Jay-Z, to whom the child bears an apparently striking resemblance.
But according to the source, Hova didn’t leave his kin out to dry. He apparently pays child support, as well as a lil something extra. “Shenelle told me that Jay-Z gave her $1 million to keep her mouth shut,” Malik’s father explained. “[She] took the money and bought herself a really nice house in Trinidad that the whole family lives in now.” So at least it sounds like a sorta happy ending at the end of this, right? At least for Malik and Shenelle. Not so much for Jay-Z and Beyonce, we’d imagine. The tale of the nine-year-old son would put his conception right around the time she and Jay-Z first began dating. This would understandably bring some friction to the Z household. Unless of course another one of Jay-Z’s problems is tabloids making up BS stories about him. In which case it’s probably all good in their hood.
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