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by (@katespencer)

Brangelina’s Kids Love To Eat Crickets

Hungry? Perhaps you will enjoy this story of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s sons Pax and Maddox, who just LOVE to eat crickets. Says Jolie, in a video shot on location in Cambodia during her Louis Vuitton photoshoot, “My boys love to eat crickets. It’s their favorite thing. When I first gave it to them . . . I wanted them not to be turned off by something that was of their culture. They ate them like Doritos, and they wouldn’t stop. They brought to-go boxes home and I had to actually ban the cricket eating at a certain point because I was afraid they were going to get sick from too many.”

As you surely know, Maddox was adopted from Cambodia and Pax from Vietnam. Jolie has sampled the local cricket cuisine, because she is adventurous and perfect. But would you? We used to feed our pet lizard live crickets, so the thought of it makes us a little queasy. But hey — everything tastes good fried, right?

[Photo: GettyImages]

 

by (@hallekiefer)

Angelina’s Kids Call Nanny “Mom,” Nanny Googles “Witness Protection Program”

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Proving even gorgeous deities can have a bad day, sources report having overheard Angelina J0lie’s sons Maddox and Pax calling their nanny by the ‘M’ word: Mom. According to sources, as the kids played poolside at the Claremont Hotel Club & Spa in Oakland, “The nanny firmly said, ‘Mad, let Paxie have some ketchup.’ Maddox said, ‘Mom, do I have to?’ and Pax was whining, ‘Mom, make him give me some.’”

Besides ketchup, it seems that these kids also like taking their lives into their own hands. Don’t they know Angelina isn’t just their mother, she’s the All-Mother? If they want to taste any tomato-based products again, they had better check themselves, before they wreck them little selves. Also, Paxie? Mad? Maxie Pad? Like we need any more ammunition which with to tease the Jolie-Pitt family.

We have more than a sneaking suspicion that their nanny bears a striking semblance to Jennifer Aniston in a red wig and giant wart, Nanny McPhee-style, and that she spent the rest of the play date rubbing her hands gleefully and calling paparazzi on her Blue Tooth. Hasn’t Angelina seen Mrs. Doubtfire?

by (@missmuttoo)

Angelina Jolie’s Kids Are Partial To Manicures Now?

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We remember how baffled we were when Angelina Jolie said that her four-year-old daughter Shiloh has “Montenegro style.”  What she was trying to say is that her little girl likes to act like a little guy and dresses like one too. In the Jolie-Pitt household, it seems kids are allowed to express themselves quite freely. Cue Maddox‘s mohawk.

Angelina recently took Pax, Zahara and Shiloh to a kids store in California (cool fact: they were escorted by police cars). In keeping with Shiloh’s “little dude” style, she was rocking a baseball cap on backwards. Her siblings picks in the store were diametrically different from hers, though. A source said, “Pax found a ‘Magnificent Manicure Kit’ that he brought over to show Zahara. It looked like they both wanted it and they showed it to Angelina.”

They double teamed their Mom who relented and bought the kit for them. It apparently lets children make their own lotion and mud bath. We can already see Shiloh’s disapproval!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

Okay Jolie-Pitt Kids, We Get It. You Dress Better Than We Do.

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Is it wrong to resent children for being 100 times more stylish with you? That’s the moral dilemma we’re grappling today while glaring at these pics of the Jolie-Pitt clan skipping through the airport in Japan. It’s bad enough that Angelina and her toothpick legs can pull of the silk dress-flip flop combo (and in an airport, no less) but the fact that every single one of her kids looks better than we do today is really crushing our already crushed ego.

The massive grins, the perfectly combed hair, the yellow-neutral color palette? Whoever art directed the family photo op deserves some serious Salt cash and a gin and tonic or two. And seriously, Pax -  a f*cking suit with sunglasses and a little cap? Really? Stomp a little harder on our hearts, why don’t you.

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[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Gondolas + Jolie-Pitt Children = Magic

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It seems the Jolie-Pitts have opted to exclusively travel via gondola while living in Venice, and we’re not complaining. The last couple weeks have yielded daily snapshots of Brad and Angelina‘s eldest four being hoisted in and out of their wooden steed looking oh-so-darling. We can’t get enough of missing-toof Shiloh, mad Maddox, pigtailed Zahara, and peek-a-boo Pax! More pics from the weekend below. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Brangelina And The Brats Catch Mary Poppins On Broadway

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Looks like Brad Pitt didn’t get his fill of 42nd St traffic after taking Pax and Maddox to Dave & Buster’s last week. Brad and the boys, along with wife Angelina Jolie and daughters Zahara and Shiloh scrambled out of a gray van to catch a performance of Mary Poppins Sunday. The twins stayed home, as these guys only have so many arms. After all this commotion in the cold, hopefully the family can go somewhere warmer once Mom’s finished shooting Salt. Watch ‘em beat back the Broadway breeze in the gallery below.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Brad Pitt Takes His Boys To Times Square

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Kids! If one gets quality time with paparazzi, you just know the others will be screaming for their slice of the limelight. A day after Brad Pitt took daughters Zahara and Shiloh to say hi to mom Angelina Jolie on the set of Salt, papa treated sons Pax and Maddox (and four bodyguards) to Dave & Buster’s in Times Square for some bro time (literally—Brad’s brother Doug was there as well). According to Us Magazine, Brad even gave his extra game cards to other children at the arcade. Watch out, Brad—it starts with free arcade games, but before you know it you’re buying Cadillacs for people on the street. Not that kids should be taking gifts from grody, bearded strangers anyway.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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$15 Million Dollar Babies

Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt just barely left the womb and already they are raking in big bucks for the Brangelina baby farm. Brad and Angelina will reportedly receive $10 to $15 million from People magazine for the first photos of Brangelina Bunch children numbers 5 and 6. The babies make their debut in next week’s issue of People and a photo from the issue will be revealed on People.com on Sunday.

Could there be some sibling rivalry in the Jolie-Pitt house already?  Big sister Shiloh‘s first baby photos only fetched a reported $4.1 million from People. Apparently two baby Brangelinas are better (and cost more) than one. Either way, the youngest Jolie-Pitts are quite the moneymakers already. Knox, Vivienne, and Shiloh have already brought in about $19.1 million in just over 2 years. We probably won’t see them setting up a lemonade stand anytime soon.