Pets

by (@sllambe)

Paris Hilton Names Her 35 Pets

Paris Hilton stopped by VH1 to talk about her upcoming album but she also told us all about her love for animals and Honey Boo Boo. Because of her busy travel schedule (you know, DJing in Ibiza), Hilton has very little time to watch television. However, she did admit that she loves TLC’s hit series, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. “She’s like a 40-year-old woman inside a little girl’s body,” Hilton says of the young star. “The things she says is hilarious.”

Hilton also reveals that her love for animals means taking care of 35(!) pets. She lists off a number of them and we could barely keep up. Did you catch all of that?! Read more…

by (@hallekiefer)

No Butts Are Safe When Coco And Spartacus Visit Wendy Williams

Butts! Butts! Coco must have all the butts in the world! Oh, sorry…we almost lost it there for a minute. Luckily for the bottoms of Manhattan, Ice-T‘s lady and reality show costar was able to control herself outside The Wendy Williams Show today, keeping her booty grabbing mania to a minimum by reserving her goosing for inspirational speaker, self-help guru and Oprah favorite, author Iyanla Vanzant. On a related note, Iyanla Vanzant seems like she’s our kind of lady. And a lot of fun to hang out with! Coco was allegedly on the show with her adorable lumpy dog Spartacus to promote the current second season of Ice Loves Coco, but it’s pretty clear she was mainly in New York to put in some booty duty. Isn’t it enough to have the most awesome butt on all of television, Coco? Must you possess all our behinds, too? Will your your love of butts never be satiated?

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

The Top 30 Cutest Celebrity Pets

Breaking news flash: Kittens and puppies are cute! In fact, the Internet was developed as a giant database for adorable images of cats and dogs. Everyone knows that there’s nothing better than looking down into a little furry face. Even celebs know it. Taylor Swift became the latest A-lister to boost her squee-quotient by tweeting a pic of her new “roommate,” a kitty named Meredith. She follows in the footsteps of her friend Selena Gomez, who recently adopted a puppy with her boyfriend, Justin Bieber. And if you think those pets and peeps are cute, check the gallery below for a whole host of hot animal lovers!

[Photo: Getty Images/Twitter/ Splash News Online]

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Michael Jackson’s Pet Chimp Sucked Whitney Houston’s Toes

We’re gonna say it, Michael Jackson‘s pet chimp Bubbles is a bit of a superfreak. At least according to The Real Michael Jackson, a documentary made by lifelong Jackson friend and reality star David Gest. While the cameras rolled, Gest told the story of MJ’s simian companion putting some serious Quentin Tarantino moves on dinner guest Whitney Houston. “Whitney was having dinner with Michael at his Neverland home when she accidentally dropped her knife under the table,” Gest explained. Ever the gentleman, Mike got down on his hands and knees to retrieve it for her. And suddenly Whitney felt the sensation of her toes being sucked. But instead of being freaked out, she was kinda into it. “She moaned, ‘Michael, is that you? Don’t stop. That’s so sensual.’” Gest continued, creating a mental-scene so bizarre that the only way to make it weirder is the addition of a monkey. “Yet Michael’s head popped up and her toes were still being sucked. It turned out it was Bubbles.” We can’t imagine Bobby Brown was cool with this. Did he go all Marcelles Wallace on Bubbles!?

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@hallekiefer)

Kim Kardashian’s Sad Christmas Puppy Tale

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Warning: do not read this post if you have a heart. We all know the Kardashians love the holidays, but one season was certainly tainted when Kim Kardashian’s Christmas puppy died. It happened “when I was really little,” explained Kardashian. “Valentina was its name, but then she died two weeks later.” NOOOOOO! We can feel our heart growing three sizes, as it fills with our tears. According to Kim, lil’ Valentina went to the dog park into the sky after suffering from “snail poisoning.” Says Kardashian, “You know when snails leave a little trail? [Valentina] got super excited and ate it and died.” See, this is why rich people shouldn’t have escargot just lying around the house! It’s a tragedy waiting to strike.

While Kim still sniffles over this and other misty Christmas memories, her older sister apparently has had her heart replaced with a lump of coal. “Kourtney would come down [Christmas morning] and wouldn’t care, and she didn’t really care that it was Christmas, while I was like, ‘Oh my God! I got a puppy!’ We were so different!” And Kourtney is the one with the kid? Yikes. Happy holidays, little Mason! Hope you like that half-empty box of Pampers “Santa” left for you under the tree. [Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

The 20 Best Pics From The Westminster Dog Show

Everyone in NYC has Stump fever today, as we celebrate the 10-year-old Sussex Spaniel who beat out a bunch of other adorable pups to win the top title of Best In Show at the Westminster Kennel Dog Show. Stump came close to death in 2004, which makes his life-altering win that much sweeter.

We pulled the best images from the week’s festivities for you to ogle at below. We dare you to resist the power of cute canines!  [Photo: GettyImages]

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by (@katespencer)

Canine Camaraderie Will Make You Weep

Feel like starting your Friday off in tears? We thought you did! Check out this video making the rounds on the web today – in it, a dog is hit by a truck on the highway and the rescued by another canine. Even cat people will get a little misty eyed watching this example of true friendship. Maybe Paris Hilton should have picked this pup for her BFF instead of Brittany?