We admit it: We let Matt Damon sneak a peek at your Christmas list. We were just so surprised he was talking to us! And that he was going through our garbage! Anyway, hope you like the L/XL Depends and tiny chickens he prepared. If not, they can still use them on the set of Matt’s upcoming SNL New Year’s Eve segment, co-starring Katy Perry, Val Kilmer and Andy Samberg, which shot in New York City today. After all, it’s really the thought that counts. Look, they’re even adjustable!
I have long been a fan of the phenomenon that is Lindsay Lohan. Even when times got dark and weird (they’re still pretty dark and weird, huh?), I’ve always rooted for LiLo to pull through in some way. Maybe I’m just holding on to the magic of Lindsay in Mean Girls, but seriously — did you see her in Mean Girls? So good! And while it’s unclear if she’s ever really going to rebound from the mess that is her life (Dina and Michael, I still blame you for this), she’s clearly trying to with this Playboy spread. My personal opinions about the sexy naked pics are as follows:
Woah, her boobs?! Best real boobs ever or best fake boobs ever?
Does she have albino nipples?
Sigh. She looks way too much like Amanda Lepore in those Marilyn Monroe inspired pics.
The photos where she’s rockin’ her regular hair are pretty hot.
This is kinda tastefully done, right? Just me?
I wish she’d skip nudie spreads and just make some kick-ass movies again. Nothing big; small, independent features where she can prove her talent and shine like the star I know she is. Come on, Lindsay, work with me here.
After scrolling through 91 pages of photos (yes, really) of Lea Michele we can safely say this: Lea Michele for ALL the red carpet posing awards. This woman is a master, a professional, an icon of the carpet who has risen through the ranks in less than two years. What took Jennifer Lopez, Angelina Jolie and Beyonce years to craft has taken this starlet months, and dare we say – she may just outshine them all. Lea’s obvious love of the spotlight (she was a Broadway performer before Gleeking out, after all) is enhanced by an adorable bod and amazing outfit picks by her stylist. She’s also trained in the art of contortion and knows how to twist and turn her body in such a way that she looks like a lightening bolt dressed in a Marchesa gown. But what’s most impressive is that Lea has a whole playbook of poses at her disposal! While some actresses can knock out on or two signature moves, Ms. Michele has no less than 22 in her tiny pocket.
Harajuku Barbie. Roman. Martha Zolanski. Rosa (for a hot second). Nicki Minaj has almost as many alter egos as she has skin-tight pants and Marge Simpson wigs. Of course, what better way to show off all the personae that make up Nicki Minaj than with an ever-rotating wardrobe of neon catsuits and stuffed animal accessories? In addition to bringing us some of the most amazing beats in recent memory, Nicki never fails to be a sugary jolt of eye candy on every single red carpet she hits. In celebration of the Queen’s birthday today, please enjoy all this candy…for your eyes! Also, don’t miss Nicki’s Top 29 Most Bootylicious Looks.
Nicki Minaj is a Barbie girl living a perfect Barbie world with all the success she has achieved. When the Young Money princess isn’t rocking insane outfits and creating new alter egos, she’s lending her rhymes to the hottest tracks. No wonder girls around the world are running around in pink wigs with chicken wing necklaces. Besides her punchlines and less-than-Plain Jane wardrobe, Ms. Nicki Lewinsky is grabbing people’s attention, and men’s adoration, with one more thing: her backside. Yes, her mASSive attack. Who cares if it’s fake or not, we think her booty is great. In celebration of Nicki’s 29th birthday today, here are 29 pics of Nicki Minaj showing off her best side.
Lea Michele nailed it at the world premiere of New Year’s Eve in L.A. She picked this Valentino gown with Christian Louboutin shoes and Neil Lane jewels and hasn’t made one bad decision from head to toe. While she looked elegant, she couldn’t resist hamming it up with Ashton Kutcher (who really needs a haircut) on the red carpet, as you can see above. Looking a lot more streamlined in his suit was Zac Efron, who doesn’t seem to have a bad angle.
We’ve always loved Michelle Pfeiffer whose 53-year-old body looked amazing in a purple Dolce & Gabbana dress, but we aren’t too sure of the matchy-matchy purple pumps that went with the outfit. Wearing the same designer was Katherine Heigl, and while she looked good in her strapless dress, that hair took the attention away. We’re not sure many people can pull off a bouffant bob. Take note, Katy. Also seen were Hilary Swank in a navy, lacy Elie Saab dress, Fergie who piled on the sparkles in Monique Lhuillier and Sofia Vergara in a corseted black sexpot number. Take a look in our gallery below.
When Tyra Banks isn’t busy as a Harvard grad student, model, executive producer, entrepreneur, TV host, mentor…okay, okay the lovely Ms. Banks wears a lot of hats.Â And we must admit she wears all of them well. Another skill the media mogul can tack on to her never-ending resume is phrase coiner. Yes, the “smize” creator herself. Tyra coined the term back in her 13th cycle of America’s Next Top Model, urging the girls to smile with their eyes in their photos. In honor of the top model maker’s 38th birthday today, here are 25 super model pics of Tyra’s smize.
We can’t believe it. We just can’t believe it. Britney Spears, the perpetual teen sensation, the girl burned into our brains as that sassy school girl who lit up TRL back in the day, the one who belted “Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman” is now very much a woman! That’s right, our beloved Britney turns the big 3-0 today. And she has packed enough into those three decades to last most people a lifetime. The iconic videos, the Mousketeers, the VMAs, the movies and of course the head-shaving; Britney has done it all, and in the process came to define pop culture for a generation. But let’s not forget all of the fabulous outfits she wore along the way! Sure she’s worn a few duds every now and again. But doesn’t everybody? So to celebrity Brit’s 30th birthday, we’ve compiled her 30 hottest, steamiest, sexiest looks of all time! Enjoy!
Jessica Simpson was almost too much mama to fit into her grey leopard print minidress today while out and about in New York City. We know she said it was just excessive sweat, but between her massive, um, assets and spiked heels, Jessica really does have that pregnant glow. The kind of pregnant glow we’d want to have, anyway. Oh right, and Ashlee Simpson was there too. Just kidding! Between Ashlee’s canary-yellow collar, Bronx‘s adorable fedora-ble and Jessica’s prenatal sheen, they can probably hear our admiring squees down in Soho. Your adorableness can’t run from us, Simpson family! Your shoes are much, much too high for that!
Britney Spears is turning the big 3-0 tomorrow, and in honor of her birth we decided to look back on her most insane, over-the-top and confounding fashion choices.Â The woman has never been boring, and we think that is an achievement worth celebrating. Even if it does sometimes get … out of hand. On a related note, we apologize ahead of time for any retinal scarring these photos might produce.
Based on the Britney Spears photos we turned up, we’re going to go ahead and say the years 1999 to 2004 were basically a wash, fashion-wise. Combine trends like metallics, fedoras, one-sleeved numbers, over-tanning and the lightest, softest denim known to man, and you get … well, we’ll let Britney show you.