Megan Fox hit up the premiere of Eagle Eye in Hollywood last night to support Transformers co-star Shia LaBeouf. While LaBeouf told GQ he’s been “in love with every woman” he’s ever worked with, we have a feeling he wouldn’t strangle a mountain ox for Hammy McHamilton after the attention-seeking stunt she pulled at his premiere. She was in rare form demonstrating an array of expressions that could only have been obtained at the Tyra Banks School of Modeling.
Check out more Megan Fox faces after the jump, as well as some of LaBeouf looking very unimpressed.
Yesterday was Heidi Montag‘s 72nd 22nd birthday, and how did she choose to celebrate? By sending chills down the spines of orphans everywhere. While discussing the possibility of having children sired by her man-beast Spencer Pratt, she told Ryan Seacreast on his radio show, “I want, like, four. Maybe I’ll adopt 10. I want to have my own orphanage like Mother Teresa.”
Here’s the thing poor Heidi doesn’t realize – those kids are not going to want to live in her palace of plastic and blank stares. She can’t even save her friendship with programmed robot Lauren Conrad, how could she possibly improve the lives of kids? If she intends to head down the road of charity and goodwill, she could start by getting rid of her scary shoe collection. Not only do those things look more like weapons of war than comforting footwear, the money they cost could probably feed some kid for years. Priorities, Heidi. That’s what turning 72 22 is all about. [Us. Photos: WireImage]
Victoria’s Secret has chosen Marissa Miller as its newest Angel. Marissa, 30, joins the long line of famous Angels including Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks. Miller tells People, “It’s like a dream come true. I’m so excited. It’s so cool too because my sisters and my mom and I are longtime customers, so to be an Angel is pretty surreal.”
Marissa, who is 5’8″ and 110 pounds claims she doesn’t see herself as “Marissa Miller the model.” But she states on her website: “It would be stupid to let it go to my head. It’s modeling — I didn’t find the cure for cancer, you know?”
Other than surfing, Marissa also states that before her busy days as a model, “There were days when I would make a pie from scratch just for fun.” But, sorry guys, this domestic diva is taken. She has been married to producer Griffin Guess since 2006. [Photo: WireImage; Source: People.com]
Olivia Wilde needs to send a thank you note to Megan Fox. Ever since word got out that the GQ cover star thinks Wilde is “so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands,” people have been scouring the internet for pics of this woman they’d previously never heard of. Naturally, Scandalist is happy to share a few.
So what do you think of Wilde (who plays Thirteen on House)? Is Megan Fox right to acrifice oxen in her honor? Wilde has a similarly statuesque quality as Fox, so maybe she really just likes to ogle herself! Not that we wouldn’t understand.
Happy staged birthday, Heidi Montag. It must have been kinda sad to know in advance what gifts you were getting – a new purse and YSL ankle booties, OMG! – but you fake it so well. We consider your acting skills to be a birthday gift – to us. Also, that’s a pretty tall glass of champagne there. We know it takes a substantial amount of booze to stomach looking at Spencer, but check yourself before you wreck yourself (anymore than you already have).
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Although Frances Bean Cobain‘s father Kurt Cobain tragically killed himself when she was only two years old, 14 years later Frances decided to have a “Suicidal 16″ party for her Sweet 16. Frances held her “death of childhood” party at the House of Blues in Los Angeles, and the band Mindless Self Indulgence played. In an email Frances allegedly sent to her pals, the only child of Nirvana’s frontman commanded that guests “must be wearing black or red or you will not be allowed in.” At least Frances had a strict drug code, warning her underage friends, “Your bags will be searched at the door. not my rules, but it is the house of blues’ rules. so don’t be stupid and try to bring shit it. do it b4 you get into the party if you have to and try to be stealth!” The suicidal soiree allegedly cost Frances’ mother Courtney Love over $300,000 and Courtney reportedly wore the dress that Angelica Huston wore in the creepy comedy, The Addams Family.
Check out Frances’ alleged invitation to her party and the gallery of photos posted on her MySpace.
GQ is running what will become one of the most gossiped about celebrity interviews of the year in its October issue featuring Transformers star Megan Fox. The cover of the magazine pretty much sums it up: “Megan Fox says what she thinks & does what she wants (and we’re okay with that).” This blurb could be referring to when she exclaimed “Fuck Disney” for the way it treats its young stars or her admission that she always takes Xanax before going onstage. But the juiciest nugget of the article comes when Megan opens up about having been “in love” with a female Russian stripper named Nikita when she was in her late teens. Here’s Megan in her own words:
“I was there all the time [the strip club]. I would go there by myself. I bought her things — perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration — like ‘You can do it, you’re better than this!’ I didn’t want her to be there.”
And later (after explaining it was only a two-week affair):
“Look, I’m not a lesbian. I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl-Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … Oh boy.”
Read the full article at GQ, and let the gossip begin.
Let us take a moment to break down Brody Jenner:
- Trucker hat from 2002.
- Giant sunglasses.
- Constant use of the words “bro” and “dude.”
- Monster-sized tattoo of his last name blaring from his chest.
- Fingers permanently stuck in the peace sign formation, even though he’s most interested in getting a piece of ass.
Brody Jenner - who yes, has the most beautiful eyes in the world – has become the poster boy for all things douche, as exhibited in the photographic evidence we’ve gathered below. The son of Olympian Bruce Jenner and step-brother to Kim Kardashian, Brody is not just famous for doing nothing – he’s famous for doing celebrity chicks: Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad, to name a few. Hills fans may know him as the vapid hunk who stole Lauren’s heart and then broke it by making out with her friend, Jen Bunney. And while he did exhibit some mental clarity in dumping Spencer Pratt as a sidekick, his constant high-fiving and girl-macking still makes our stomachs curl. As if that wasn’t enough, Brody has landed his own show on MTV called Bromance, of course, in which a bunch of guys will battle it out for a spot in Brody’s clique. We have a feeling the losers will be much better off than the winner of the show – but in case they’re not convinced, here are twenty good reasons not to become bros with Brody.
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Actor/model Channing Tatum and his actor/dancer girlfriend Jenna Dewan, who met on the set of 2006’s Step Up, recently got engaged — and it looks like they’re taking an early honeymoon in Hawaii. The summer may be over, but paparazzi shots of hot bodied D-listers on the beach just keep filling our inbox. Click through the photos below, and you may find yourself wondering how any couple could look this good while paddle surfing. Are these candid shots or are they posing for the cameras? We think it’s the latter.
It’s official. A rep for the Oscar-winning singer and actress Jennifer Hudson told People that she’s marrying I Love New York 2 cast-away Punk. The couple, who have kept their relationship as quiet as possible, got engaged Friday night on Hudson’s 27th birthday. Hudson and Punk — i.e., David Otunga (guess he just outgrew his nickname) — have been together for less than a year.
In an interview with the VH1 Blog, David was open about falling in love with New York during last year’s show, and we can’t help see irony in the fact that he’s now marrying a woman that has Dreamgirls under her belt and a new movie (The Secret Life of Bees) opening next month while New York is hussling to land a semi-respectable Hollywood gig.
Last year, we saw Punk on reality TV squirting whip cream on his bare chest in an attempt to turn on VH1’s H.B.I.C. This year, we’ll see him on the red carpet at the Academy Awards.