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Tila Tequila And Courtenay Semel Are Posers

Tila Tequila may have been dumped in the finale of her reality TV dating show, but it didn’t take her long to score Yahoo! heiress and former Lindsay Lohan gal pal Courtenay Semel. These pictures of the two frolicking at a hotel pool in Hollywood were snapped last Monday, only a couple of days before Courtenay spent a night in jail for battering a security guard at a club in Las Vegas. According to photographers, Tila and Courtenay were rubbing lotion all over each other and downing shots — of tequila, we presume.

It’s kind of hard to imagine that these high-res, close-up shots weren’t staged. If you think about it, who looks this hot, happy, in love and put-together while taking a casual afternoon swim? But here’s the bigger question: Is Courtenay Semel the reason that Tila Tequila presumably won’t be returning for MTV’s A Shot at Love 3?

(Photo: Splash News Online)

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Katy Perry Admits She Wants To Kiss Scarlett Johansson, But Who Doesn’t?

Singer Katy Perry is raising temperatures with the inspiration behind her summer hit “I Kissed a Girl.” Perry found her muse, Scarlett Johansson while skimming through a magazine. “I was with my boyfriend at the time, and I said to him, ‘I’m not going to lie: If Scarlett Johansson walked into the room and wanted to make out with me, I would make out with her. I hope you’re okay with that?’ she tells the latest issue of Steppin’ Out magazine. The spunky brunette has also said she wants to lock lips with teen queen Miley Cyrus, but at night she goes home to Gym Class Heroes singer Travis McCoy.

Tune in to the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards on Sept. 7 at 9PM to see if Katy Perry wins this year’s Best Female Video. And vote for Katy now to win Best New Artist! [Photo: FilmMagic]

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Afternoon Snack: Linda Hogan And Her Boy Toy

We kind of thought Linda Hogan and Charlie Hill would have a short-lived romance. But the pair, who hooked up about six months after Linda and Hulk Hogan divorced, have been together all summer long. Don’t forget: she’s 48, he’s 19. Not to mention the two were introduced through Linda’s son, Nick, who was Charlie’s high school buddy. Seems illegal, right? It’s not. Regardless, we’re ranking them near the top of our Scandalous Meter.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Heidi And Seal: Picture Perfect In Paris

Sans children, Heidi Klum and Seal have been gallivanting around Paris giving Rihanna and Chris Brown some competition for cutest couple in the world. They’ve been touring the City of Light for the last couple days, snapping photos and enjoying some wine at a sidewalk cafe. We at Scandalist are “très jaloux.”

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Fashion WTF: Aubrey O’Day

Where’s PETA when we need them? Danity Kane‘s frontwoman attended the Traitor premiere last night in L.A. and was channeling her inner … Chyna Doll? Jenna Jameson? Albino Big Bird? Aubrey O’Day needs a serious scrubbing; from the collagen to the self-tanner to the animal hides, this chick is an environmental hazard.

[Photos: Getty Images]

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Courtenay Semel Busted For Battery

Courtenay Semel, Tila Tequila‘s lesbian girlfriend, spent the night in a Las Vegas jail for allegedly smacking a security guard in the back of the head. The daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, who is the rumored ex-lover of Lindsay Lohan, was allegedly falling over drunk and decided to leave a lasting impression on her way out of Pure nightclub. Courtenay was immediately detained by Caesars Palace security while her pals, including Vegas showman Jeff Beacher, waited for the popo to arrive and bust her for battery.

Earlier in the night, according to the New York Post, Courtenay ate dinner at Sushi Samba in the Palazzo with Kourtney Kardashian while being filmed for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. We’re sure it was the sake’s fault!

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Sienna Miller Tagged A ‘Slut’

Somebody is not too happy about Sienna Miller‘s affair with married father of four Balthazar Getty. The actress’ London home was spray painted with the word “SLUT” and a strange symbol. Although Sienna was spotted topless on a yacht with Balthazar recently and has dated the likes of Jude Law and Rhys Ifans, does she really deserve to be vandalized? When her engagement to Jude Law ended after he admitted to sleeping with his nanny Daisy Wright, Sienna didn’t walk over to Daisy’s house with a can of spray paint. Who would do such a thing? Gossip blogger Perez Hilton has a history of writing the same word all over photos of Sienna. Did the blubbery blabber or one of his fans take to defacing her home?

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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A Brief History Of Being Kate Moss

Though she has a reputation for being press-shy, Kate Moss opened up in this month’s Interview magazine, and they have the whole thing over at Fashionista. While she doesn’t get into the juicy details of her caught-on-film drugfest (No. 74 on Scandalist’s list of the 100 Greatest Celebrity Scandals of All Time) or her relationship with Sweatiest Man Alive, Pete Doherty, the woman does have plenty of opinions and bares her soul — and by soul, we mean breasts — in the photo spread.

On being too thin: “I didn’t eat for a long time. Not on purpose. You’d be on shoots with bad food or get on a plane, and the food would be so disgusting you couldn’t eat it. You go to a show, and there’s no food at all, so if you’re doing shows back to back, you can forget eating. I remember standing up in the bath one day, and there was a mirror in front of me, and I was so thin! I hated it. I never liked being that skinny.”

On meeting legends: “I met Frank Sinatra and Bob Dylan in the space of 15 minutes. Frank Sinatra kissed me on the lips. … He kissed me on the lips. And then he gave me a filterless cigarette. And then I met Bob Dylan. I came off all lightheaded and had to go sit on his dressing-room steps.”

On breast implants: “I know only one girl who has good ones. And most of them are so hard you can knock on them like a door. I’m not into them. I mean, if I got all saggy, like the sacks some women have after they have children, I’d have them done. I’m not against them, but if you have normal ones, just to have them enlarged for the sake of having big ones … I don’t really like big tits anyway.”

On working with (Marky) Mark Wahlberg for Calvin Klein: “At the time he was such a dickhead. He wasn’t very nice.”

On her verbal vs. physical prowess: “I could talk when I was 20. I’m a lot better in the sack now.”

Bonus picture after the jump.

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Afternoon Snack: Biker Boobs

Adult performers stormed Auckland, New Zealand today during the annual “Boobs on Bikes” parade.