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by Liz Black

A Brief History Of Being Kate Moss

Though she has a reputation for being press-shy, Kate Moss opened up in this month’s Interview magazine, and they have the whole thing over at Fashionista. While she doesn’t get into the juicy details of her caught-on-film drugfest (No. 74 on Scandalist’s list of the 100 Greatest Celebrity Scandals of All Time) or her relationship with Sweatiest Man Alive, Pete Doherty, the woman does have plenty of opinions and bares her soul — and by soul, we mean breasts — in the photo spread.

On being too thin: “I didn’t eat for a long time. Not on purpose. You’d be on shoots with bad food or get on a plane, and the food would be so disgusting you couldn’t eat it. You go to a show, and there’s no food at all, so if you’re doing shows back to back, you can forget eating. I remember standing up in the bath one day, and there was a mirror in front of me, and I was so thin! I hated it. I never liked being that skinny.”

On meeting legends: “I met Frank Sinatra and Bob Dylan in the space of 15 minutes. Frank Sinatra kissed me on the lips. … He kissed me on the lips. And then he gave me a filterless cigarette. And then I met Bob Dylan. I came off all lightheaded and had to go sit on his dressing-room steps.”

On breast implants: “I know only one girl who has good ones. And most of them are so hard you can knock on them like a door. I’m not into them. I mean, if I got all saggy, like the sacks some women have after they have children, I’d have them done. I’m not against them, but if you have normal ones, just to have them enlarged for the sake of having big ones … I don’t really like big tits anyway.”

On working with (Marky) Mark Wahlberg for Calvin Klein: “At the time he was such a dickhead. He wasn’t very nice.”

On her verbal vs. physical prowess: “I could talk when I was 20. I’m a lot better in the sack now.”

Bonus picture after the jump.

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by Matt Muro

Afternoon Snack: Biker Boobs

Adult performers stormed Auckland, New Zealand today during the annual “Boobs on Bikes” parade.

by Libby Keatinge

Here, Kitty, Kitty …

Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger prances around and shows off her smokin’ hot bikini body while on vacation in Ibiza with boyfriend Lewis Hamilton and friends. All that dancing keeps this fancy feline in tip-top shape. Scandalist favorite Kim Kardashian recently performed with the Pussycat Dolls in Las Vegas. But who puts on a better show? Kim and her famous badonkadonk or Nicole and her mile long legs? These two may have to fight it out in the litterbox. Meow!

[Photos: Splash News Online]

by Lauren Olson (Deiman)

Last Night’s Top 10 Haphazard Beam Moments

Last night, the Olympics reminded us that gymnasts are as close to superhuman as athletes get. Shawn Johnson, Nastia Liukin, Koko Tsurumi (Japan), Gabriela Dragoi (Romania), and Anna Pavlova (Russia) continuously defied both gravity and mortality as their heads came within inches of smacking the beam. While you’d assume the images after the jump precede a crash, nine out of 10 (the exception being when Tsurumi fell) were seconds before a solid landing. Prepare to be awed. [Photos: Getty Images]

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by Matt Muro

World Obsesses Over Failed Javelin Thrower

When Leryn Franco glided into the Beijing National Stadium during the Olympic Opening Ceremony, the world’s collective head turned and its collective jaw dropped. No one knew the identity of the phenomenally beautiful athlete, and so the media went into overdrive to find out. Turns out that Leryn Franco is a 26-year-old Paraguayan javelin thrower, and (no duh!) a model. A runner-up in the 2006 Miss Paraguay competition, Leryn supposedly uses modeling to help subsidize her althletic endeavors. She was also in the 2004 Olympics.

Yesterday, Leryn finished second-to-last in the javelin qualifying round with a throw that was 12 meters short of her personal best. This makes her the Most Talked About Olympic Athlete Who Failed To Qualify For An Event.

P.S. As evidenced by the photos below, we clearly messed up by not including Leryn in our Top 10 Hottest Hotties of the 2008 Olympics.

[Top photo: Splash News Online and Getty Images]

by Matt Muro

Pre-Dinner Snack: Jackie’s Stomach

Jackie Warner‘s girlfriend Mimi Saraiva ate more than cake for Jackie’s birthday party in Los Angeles last night. The personal trainer and star of Bravo’s Work Out celebrated her 40th.

[Photos: INF Photos]

by Matt Muro

Rihanna And Chris Brown: Cutest Couple In The World?

Or should we say the hottest? Scandalist brings you yet another round of photos from Chris Brown and Rihanna vacationing in Barbados, where the “non-couple” swam in crystal blue water, cruised on Jet Skis, frolicked on rafts, and rode banana boats with unidentified friends. Oh, did we mention that Rihanna looked bangin’ in her bikini the whole time? Enjoy these summertime pics while you can: We have a feeling the R&B stars have dried off and are heading back to the States to pick up some Moonmen at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards on Sept. 7. Rihanna has been nominated for Best Female Video (Take A Bow) and Chris has been nominated for Best Male Video (With You) and Video of the Year (Forever). [Photos: Splash News Online]

by Danielle Cook

Lily Allen Gets Into A Brawl

British songstress, Lily Allen can add prizefighter to her resume. Allen is no stranger to partying, but the night usually ends with messy paparazzi shots of the singer unconscious and slung over a massive bodyguard. A braless Allen lived it up at London’s Groucho Club with outspoken TV presenter Miquita Oliver until almost midnight, then the duo strolled through Soho to Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club.

Things turned violent as they exited the Jazz club at 2:00am and a woman outside started to talk smack about the pop sensation. Lily decided actions speak louder than words and punched the woman three times. She only backed down after Oliver used colorful language to persuade her buddy to get in their car. We’ve all learned a very important lesson: Don’t mess with Lily Allen while she’s still sober enough to stand on her own two feet. [Photos: Splash News Online]

by Liz Black

Even Waxed, Nick Jonas Gets The Girls

Despite the fact that the Jonas Brothers generate a lot of heat just being themselves, when they showed up yesterday to unveil their newly-sculpted wax alter egos at Madame Tussauds in Washington D.C., the only things melting were the fans. The figures were created to coincide with the release of the trio’s new album, Burnin’ Up and the fans showed up in droves to hug, cry on and flip out over them. In the gallery below, Nick Jonas gets all the love, while Joe Jonas poses politely and silently chastises his wax self for over-conditioning. [Photo: Getty Images]

by Kate Spencer (@katespencer)

Katie Holmes Cuddles With Suri

We’ve been a little hard on Katie Holmes these days, what with the rolled husband jeans and and all. But these pics of her and Suri spending a Sunday in Manhattan together are too cute for words. We take back everything bad we’ve ever said (for a few minutes)! [Photos: WireImage]