Hollywood’s skankiest came out last night for the opening of the new Apple Lounge, and the lady-on-lady couplings were in full effect. Scandalist fave Lindsay Lohan cropped topped her way on the red carpet to join Samantha Ronson, while camera-hog Tila Tequila showed up with her current gal pal and LiLo ex, Courtenay Semel. We’ve got both of the penis-free pairs below – feel free to pick a favorite to obsess over. (Are crop tops going to be a trend? Someone let us know so we can order an ab buster to hide in our closet.)
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10. Amanda Beard
In the 2008 Summer Olympics, Amanda Beard may be remembered more for the naked posters of her anti-fur campaign than for swimming. The two-time Olympic gold medalist and U.S. team captain failed to advance out of preliminaries in the 200-meter breaststroke, despite being the defending Olympic champion in that event. If Amanda’s swimming career is on the wane, the 26-year-old is hot enough to fall back on modeling: She’s already posed for Playboy, Sports Illustrated and FHM.
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Donnie Darko. Zack Morris. No one at Scandalist remembers wishing these teen dreams would grow out their locks, but they’ve gone and done it anyway. Jake Gyllenhaal can at least blame his Rambosity on the video game hero he’ll be playing in Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time. Mark-Paul Gosselaar isn’t doing a Heath Ledger biopic, though – he’s just starring in a new law drama on TNT, Raising The Bar.
So what say you? Do you want to grab a handful and ride, or do you wish these Samsons would shave it off?
It’s been over three years since Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes slowly and truthfully fell into a deep and everlasting love, and Scandalist is here to honor their commitment to love and support each other’s craziness with a photo tribute. We’ve poured over 63 pages of TomKat pics, desperately hunting for images of the pair in their favorite, infamous pose – Tom dragging Katie behind him like a show dog on a leash because she is clearly unable to walk on her own.
Nothing says love like Tom tightly gripping on Katie’s wrist as she slowly floats behind him flaunting a $8000 dress and dead eyes. It’s so romantic! Travel back in time below – from 2005 to Monday of this week – and experience their awkward, forced loved all over again.
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Demi Moore isn’t the only cougar in Hollywood who has the Mrs. Robinson thing going on. Rachel Hunter,38, is engaged to a hot Canadian hockey player 12 years younger. Rod Stewart’s ex is sporting a huge diamond ring from fiancé Jarret Stoll, who plays for the Los Angeles Kings.
“We are all delighted for her,” manager Andy Haden told New Zealand station 3 News.
Rachel and Jarret have been dating since 2006. Check out our gallery of the hot couple vacationing together in Barbados last year in one of their first public outings as a couple.
Rihanna and Chris Brown are back to their old shenanigans of vacationing in bikinis and bathing suits while still denying that they are a couple. Whatever. No one really cares what they are, as long as they keep having fun riding banana boats and jet skis in front of photographers.
Pics of the couple enjoying life – and their millions – in Barbados are below.
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Paris Hilton partied at the Playboy Mansion this weekend with her ass cheeks hanging out in a desperate attempt to get us all to care about her again.
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Jack Black tried to steal the show with a suit covered in airbrushed lightning at the Tropic Thunder premiere in LA last night, but his antics just couldn’t compete with those of the serious thespians in attendance. Sure, Black’s a goofball, but Jena Malone‘s haircut really looked like something from a mental ward. Black’s co-star Nick Nolte showed up the Kung Fu Panda by looking like a guru with mob connections in his long black coat and love beads, and no clown can distract from TomKat. But the award for Most Ridiculous Look Of The Night goes to Robert Downey, Jr. Check out that ‘stache! Is he doing a Geraldo biopic next? Enjoy pics of these loons (and some saner celebrities) below.
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Robot Holmes sped across the country from New York City, where she is in rehearsals for the Broadway show All My Sons, to be with her man Tom Cruise last night on the red carpet of this flick Tropic Thunder. Tom took some time to let Katie shine in all her glory. She really has that ‘I’m empty inside’ glow! Check out more pics of the pair below. Katie’s already back in NYC today – she couldn’t wait to get away from Tom’s grasp!
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Good news! Tila Tequila is still stringing along Yahoo! heiress Courtenay Semel. The pair were spotted over the weekend out at an LA club “giving each other lap dances and sneaking in kisses in the corner.” How sweet! We found them getting skanky for the camera at an event last Thursday. MTV has announced that Tila’s hit show A Shot At Love is coming back for a third season, but the starlet’s name is mysteriously absent from the title. Has Tila moved on from her show and found love for real this time? [NYP]
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