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He-Man Jake Gyllenhaal Struts Shirtless With Reese Witherspoon On Persia Set

Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time won’t be coming out till May 2010, but we’ve got a look at star Jake Gyllenhaal escorting Reese Witherspoon around the set and daaaaaaaaaaamn! We knew that Jake was buff, but this shit is getting Tarzan. If they’re spending over a year on the CGI for this movie, it’s not because Donnie Darko needs digital pec juice.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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Hef’s Girls Freak Over His New Flame

Yay! We’re excited to post about the latest drama plaguing the Playboy mansion, just so we can stare at slutty pictures of the Girls Next Door. Apparently things have been getting a little crazy at chez Hugh Hefner, due to his recent interest in a Ukrainian model named Dasha Astafieva. The brunette hottie first appeared in a competition to score the cover of the nudie mag, and now Hef is apparently escorting her on photo shoots and holding her hand! You know Holly Madison ain’t having that sh*t. A source tells the National Enquirer, “Dasha’s natural endowments and beauty stunned Hef. Dasha has upset the pecking order by pushing her way into Hef’s heart. The competition for his attention is really intense among the girls because of her.” [PerezHilton]

In other words, it’s cat bunny fight time.

For more of Dasha, feast your eyes on the video of her performing a bizarre backwards striptease, above.

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Mens Relay Team Wins The Gold, Lusty Lady Fans

Oh hello there, muscles. The USA mens 4x100m freestyle relay team clinched the gold metal last night, beating the pompous French team (who had trash talked our guys and promised to “smash” them in the competition) by just .08 seconds. World records were broken and gold medals were won, but our focus was elsewhere – mainly on every exposed American swimmer body part we could find. These dudes (Michael Phelps, Jason Lezak, Garrett Weber-Gale and Cullen Jones) are hot in regular clothes, but dripping wet and cheering in a half-torn off body suit contraption? Yes, please.

[Photos: Getty Images]

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President Bush: Operation Butt Cheeks

President Bush and clan are at the Olympics this week and from the looks of it, our Commander in Chief is having a grand ol’ time checking out some volleyball ass and raisin’ the roof alongside Mitt Romney and Bill Gates. Crazy faces? American flag? George Bush has got ‘em! Leadership skills and a good vocabulary? Not so much.

Good times below.

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Hayden Panettiere’s Dad Busted For Beating Her Mom

Heroes star Hayden Panettiere is now embroiled is some serious dysfunctional family drama, after her dad Alan was arrested at 3:00 AM this morning for domestic violence. He supposedly clocked the actress’s mom in the face after arguing over some dude Lesley Panettiere was chatting with at an event Hayden hosted on Sunday, claiming she was “disrespecting” him. Looks like he did a pretty good job of that himself! Papa Panettiere is now locked up and facing a $50,000 bail and a permanent reputation as a douchebag.

Before things got violent, Hayden stepped out with her much older boyfriend, Milo Ventimiglia, hosting a benefit for her beloved whales in Hollywood. Pics below. [TMZ]

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Kim Kardashian Is Wet And Wearing A Bikini

Is it the sun? The air? The water? Something in Cabo San Lucas is making celebrities look fabulous. Earlier this week, Britney Spears was spotted hanging out at a pool in a white bikini, looking better than she has in years. Now toned-up Kim Kardashian, known for her reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians, her dirty sex tape with Ray J., and her endless ass (and not in that order), is seen swimming (and posing) at the beach. The photos definitely look as if they were staged by Kim to attract some attention. Guess it worked. [Photos: INF]

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Is Lauren Conrad’s Clothing Line Doomed?

We’re not fashion experts, but the dress above looks more like a curtain from IKEA than a designer garment we’d buy from Bloomingdales in Los Angeles, where MTV reality star Lauren Conrad presented her Fall 2008 Collection yesterday. Apparently, she’s pressing on despite the fact that her clothes have been on sales racks lately and that high-end L.A. boutique Kitson dropped her last month.

Look at the photos of her new collection below. Does The Lauren Conrad Collection stand a chance?

[Photos: WireImage]

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Matthew McConaughey Brings Baby Levi To Mom’s Purse Party

Well, that was fast! A little thing like a newborn child isn’t going to keep Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves from hitting the red carpet. Little Levi was undoubtedly throwing horns under his blanket at the launch of Alves’ new line of purses, MUXO, last night in Hollywood. As Matt told People, “everyone talked about how, oh, you have a kid, life changes, it’s like 180 degrees on a dime full stop, wow…and a lot of them had an insinuation under that like, you have to stop living your life as you live it. That hasn’t been the case.” Evidently! Mateo also took the little surfer to see a John Mellencamp concert, to help make sure Levi is “equipped to be around the sights and sounds of people.” I just hope the kid was wearing ear protection. Wouldn’t want tinnitus to drown out daddy’s bongos. [People]

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Lindsay Celebrates Sam’s Birthday Aboard Ice-Cream Truck

It seems like only yesterday that Lindsay Lohan was drunkenly crashing into trees. Now she’s celebrating her gal pal’s 31st birthday in the most wholesome way imaginable — renting out an ice-cream truck decorated with balloons, party lights and streamers. (What’ll it be next year? A Ronald McDonald party?) The two also had dinner at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills last night. Overall, the dinner/ice-cream combo seems like a refreshingly modest celebration, especially for a Hollywood movie star. Remember the lavish party thrown for Suri Cruise‘s birthday earlier this year? At age two, she won’t even remember it. [Photo: Splash News Online]