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Dr. Snooklove or: How Snooki Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Jersey Shore

Waaah-hoooo! On the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone, America’s favorite pickle addict/diminuitive star of the Jersey Shore, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, is pretty clearly paying tribute to Slim Pickens’ famed rocket ride from the stone classic 1964 film, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Bomb. That said, we’re fairly confident that this Stanley Kubrick reference was lost on our gal Snooks.

In a video interview taken during the cover shoot (which we’ve got for you below), she compares the rocket ship she’s straddling to Seabiscuit, but not because of the extreme speed with which both the rocket and the famous equine moved. Nope, “Seabiscuit” is a reference to the size of her housemate Vinny’s, um, “ding dong” (her words, not ours). Glad we got that clarification! As the interview continues, she also discusses what life is really like inside the Jersey Shore house (“It’s just like prison, with cameras”), as well as her aspirations for life after the show (“What I’d like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions”), among other bits of Snooki-related marginalia.

Oh, and did we mention she deep throats a pickle, too?

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A Comprehensive Analysis Of Anne Hathaway’s Oscar Outfits (All Fourteen Of ‘Em)

How ’bout them Oscars, huh? While debate continues to rage as to whether hosts James Franco and Anne Hathaway presided over the Worst Oscars Ever™ (Hint: They didn’t), one thing we do know is that Anne Hathaway looked like a million bucks last night. And while most outlets are reporting that Hathaway only wore eight outfits last night, discerning viewers (like us!) recognize that she actually donned fourteen separate outfits last night. While our favorite was her Brown Duck ensemb, we’ll leave it up to you to decide which one of her looks — handily compiled here in chronological order — was your fave.

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Eight Celebs Who Really Should’ve Looked Better At The 2011 Oscars

Do you ever look back at a picture that one of your friends posts of you on Facebook and think, “Hmmm, I wasn’t exactly at the top of my game that night?” Well, when these eight celebs Google themselves in the morning, that’s pretty much exactly what they’ll be thinking about the 2011 Oscars. We’re not going to go as far as to call them the night’s worst dressed stars, exactly, but we’ll say this: James Franco, Fran Lebowtiz, Javier Bardem, Florence Welch, Scarlett Johansson, Michelle Williams, Russell Brand and Emma Roberts, step your game up! #tryharder

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