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by (@missmuttoo)

Definitely No Water Birth For Pink

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The one thing we know about Pink, pregnant or otherwise, is that she doesn’t tolerate any bulls—. So when a “friend” apparently told In Touch, “Pink is opting for a water birth when she delivers her firstborn next spring. She did her research.”, the singer decided to clear the rumor in vintage Pink style. On Twitter, of course!

Leaving no room for any miscommunication whatsoever, she tweeted, “My mom just told me that “in touch” has informed her that she is invited to my delivery, and that I want a water birth. She asked me if she needs to get a snorkel. This is all news to me. Amazing. Good reporting.” Excuse us while we crack up! Good thing Pink wasn’t at Bed, Bath and Beyond at the time, because s— would really go down then. Who thinks this baby is going to be totally badass with a mom like her? We do!

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5 Alcohol-Inspired Names Pink Could Give Her Daughter

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As you may have heard, Pink will name her impending baby Jameson if it has a Y chromosome. “My dad’s name is James and my brother’s name is Jason. [Husband] Carey [Hart] and I are both Irish, Carey’s middle name is Jason, and Jameson — we like whiskey. That’s a no brainer.” That’s lovely but, Pink has also said her doctor and her mom expect she’s having a girl! Happy to help, we’ve come up with 5 possible names that should satisfy their alcohol-oriented mindset.

  • Carona, combining father Carey’s handle with a refreshing bottle of Corona.
  • Skyy, which recalls the aerial nature of dad’s motorcross leaps and mom’s acrobatic twirls. And vodka.
  • Alize: it’s close to Pink’s real name (Alecia) and it’s fitting for the passionate pair’s child to be named after passion fruit…based liquor.
  • Brandy. You know, just in case you don’t want to embarrass Grandma.
  • Grenadine—can you imagine a Pink Lady without it?

Can you think of any boozy baby names for the pair?

by (@missmuttoo)

Warning: Steer Clear Of Pregnant Pink

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Keep this is mind, people. If you bump into a pregnant Pink, especially near a Bed, Bath and Beyond store… run like hell. The singer had a chat with Access Hollywood and dished about turning into one mean mamma-to-be. That too in surroundings that are supposed to be serene, unless you’re the sort who gets tetchy about your thread-count. She revealed, “I got into a fight at Bed Bath and Beyond. I have the rage!”

It’s the hormones. But we’re still scared because we feel Pink, pregnant or otherwise, could kick our hineys without breaking a sweat. And if we were this dude, we’d move to another country. “There was this man, and he was very rude. Something about Bed Bath and Beyond brings out the worst in people. This man wanted a parking spot and he honked at me and he was literally an inch from my ear drum… I [went over to his car] and he acted like he couldn’t see me, and then he acted like he couldn’t speak any English.”

Note to self: Pretending not to know the language will not save you from the wrath of Pink.

No amount of feigning could rescue the fella from the fate awaiting him. He should have just rolled over and played dead. “I think he realized I was going to kill him! And the poor bag boy [who] was helping me with my stuff wanted to be invisible.”  She should start Lamaze classes soon because sounds like she needs to learn how to breathe (as opposed to breathing fire).

Further on in the interview she also spoke about the pregnancy foods she’s craving while her bun’s baking. “Sour Patch Kids, or Sour Skittles, sour anything”, she said. Sour, huh? Wonder why. But please don’t hurt us for writing about you, Pink!

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by (@hallekiefer)

As Soon As That Baby Drops, Pink Is Taking Her On The Road

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Let’s hope they make teeny, tiny, infant-sized acrobatic harnesses, because according to Pink, pregnancy is a beautiful thing…if you’re looking to add a new bassist. Says the madre-to-be, “As soon as the baby can say ‘mama,’ I’m going on the road. We are going to be a traveling family gypsy band with garlands in our hair.” It’ll be like the Partridge Family, but with more swearing and bottle-smashing! Or less. We don’t know; we weren’t there.

Though the singer and her man-mate Carey Hart don’t know for sure if they’re carrying a little soprano or a little baritone, Pink’s doctor may have already put in the deciding vote. Exclaims Pink, “I’m terrified because she thinks it’s a girl! My mom has always wished me a daughter just like me. I’m terrified one of us will go to jail.” Anyone else think a little Pink baby would basically look like a smaller, less filthy Ke$ha? It’s a seriously terrifying thought. [Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

The Winners And Performers At The 2010 American Music Awards

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Were there any surprises with the winners at the 2010 American Music Awards? Nope. Justin Bieber made a killing sweeping favorite breakthrough artist, favorite artist of the year and favorite pop/rock artist. Taylor Swift won favorite female country artist. Cue Taylor’s surprise-face now, please. Rihanna got favorite soul/RnB artist, while The Black Eyed Peas got favorite pop/rock group. In other words… Duh.

But AMA fashion didn’t disappoint, and nor did the stage performances. Rihanna started off demure but went totally raunchy with a medley of What’s My Name and Only Girl in the WorldChristina Aguilera dominated the stage in a black basque, black fishnet tights and high heeled black lace up boots channeling her new movie Burlesque. Katy Perry lit up the stage singing Firework and a pregnant Pink shook it to Raise your Glass. That’s just a small fraction because there was so much more. Miley Cyrus, Ke$haUsher, The Biebs, Taylor and (Squee!) our hearts are still palpitating from watching New Kids On The Block and the Backstreet Boys on stage together.

Can’t get enough? Relive the moments with our gallery of performance shots below. [Photo: Getty Images]

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Pink Confirms That She’s Pregnant

The baby rumors were spot on! Send your love towards Pink, who has confirmed she’s pregnant! The singer revealed the news that everybody kinda-sorta already knew on the Ellen DeGeneres show saying, “I didn’t want to talk about it because I was just really nervous and I have had a miscarriage before but if I was going to talk about it with anyone, it was going to be with you.”

She also revealed that she and husband Carey Hart don’t know the sex of the baby just yet, but her doctor reckons pink would be the appropriate color for Li’l Pink. She laughed, “My mom has always wished me a daughter just like me. I’m terrified one of us will go to jail.” If it’s worth anything, we think Pink would own those jail stripes! Congratulations to the couple!

Quick pregnancy 101 lesson, though: no more aerial stunts, Pink.

by (@hallekiefer)

Pink Thinks “Parents Need To Beat The Crap Out Of Their Kids”

In the latest “Why did she even say that out loud?” celebrity news, apparently Pink supports parents hitting their children, lamenting “I think parents need to beat the crap out of their kids. I think the whole spanking thing and how it’s all gotten PC is for the birds.” For the birds? Apparently using the same parenting style as your grandparents also means using same slang.

The singer’s own parents kicked her out of the house at 15, a move that she looks back on and claims, “I deserved it. I would have kicked me out when I was 8.” So heads up to Pink’s kids: once you hit second grade, you should have your Dora book bag packed and ready to go, just in case.

Of her own father, Pink says “He put me through a wall…it’s the only reason I’m still alive.”  And that’s how corporal punishment helped Pink totally avoid drug and alcohol abuse and created the emotionally stable individual her songs describe her to be. Just kidding. Has anyone ever heard Family Portrait?  That song is no joke.

Pink explains that she had always felt like an underdog, starting “When I came out of my mom’s vagina.” So for a while now. The singer feels lucky she “did all of the crashing and burning early,” rather than in the public eye like Lindsay Lohan. Pink, we’re glad you feel okay about your parents’ child-rearing choices. But we’re personally going to stick to the ol’ Time Out Chair, if that’s alright with you.

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Pink’s Pissed In Leaked Song

The lead single from Pink‘s upcoming album goes to show one thing: never date a rock star. Pink crafted “So What,” which leaked online today, to show that she’s on her way to getting over ex-husband and motocross biker Carey Hart. In the song, Pink (real name Alecia Moore) uses her beefy voice to taunt Carey (a.k.a., the “tool”) by spewing playground-sounding rhymes over anthem-rock instrumentals — and we’re guessing teenage girls will eat it up.

“I guess I just lost my husband. I don’t know where he went. So I’m going to drink my money. I’m not going to pay his rent. I got a brand new attitute and I’m going to wear it tonight. I’m going to get in trouble. I’m going to start a fight.”

Then, the chorus, “So what. I’m still a rock star.” Later in the song, she helps explain the reason the two divorced last February after two years of marriage by directly addressing him: “You weren’t there. You never were.”

Photos of smiling Pink filming the video for her new song back up her point that she’s “having more fun” without him. In the picture above, it’s telling that the tree she’s cutting down is marked “Alecia + Carey” — it’s as if she’s using her real name instead of “Pink” to show that this song is personal. Pink’s album is due October 28.