Pippa Middleton

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Royal Hottie Pippa Middleton Gets $5 Million Porn Offer

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think that future Queen Catherine is the hottest Middleton sister, and those who believe that honor falls to the younger Pippa. While the debate rages on, it looks like adult film mogul Steven Hirsch is definitely on Team Pippa! The Vivid Entertainment head has done something that would make any woman’s heart melt: he sent the Royal Sis a letter telling her that she’s hot enough to do porn. Preferably his porn. Let the swooning commence.

“As far as I’m concerned, you were the star of the recent Royal Wedding,” he gushed before saying those words that every woman longs to hear. “As I watched a broadcast of the event I couldn’t help but think that with your beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult film star.” The dude’s smooth, we’ll give him that (not). He went on to add that the slightly-steamy pictures that surfaced this week helped seal the deal. “After seeing photos of you having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies.” Wow, sometimes it pays to not make your Facebook pix private!

For one scene, Hirsch is prepared to fork over $5 million. “And, of course, you would have your choice of partners.” What a gentleman!  He even offered a million dollars to get her brother James in on the action (in a totally separate scene, we hasten to add). The real question is if Hirsch actually thought the Royal Sister might accept, or if this was all a publicity stunt. We’re thinking the latter. For now you’re going to have to get your Pippa fix in the gallery below!

[Photo: Getty Images]

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by (@katespencer)

Catherine Vs. Pippa: Whose Dress Did You Love More?

Sure it’s Princess Catherine‘s day, but that doesn’t mean we’re not also ogling at the other Middleton lady in white – her sister and maid of honor,  Pippa. Both gowns were designed by Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen, both are stunning, but which did you prefer?

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by (@missmuttoo)

The Royals And The Middletons Celebrate Will And Kate’s Wedding

Sigh. They’re married, guys. We’ve been watching the whole time and we have to say Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s wedding — they’re the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge now — was picture perfect. The newly hitched duo are also the Earl and Countess of Strathearn  AND the Baron and Baroness of Carrickfergus. Yes, Carrickfergus. The most magical real word we’ve ever heard.

But what’s also really beautiful is that two families, royal and commoner, have become one. So to celebrate and commemorate the nuptials, we’ve put together a gallery of the Royals and the Middleton family at Westminster Abbey! From Pippa, James, Carole and Michael who looked so proud of their daughter and sister, Kate (loved that Sarah Burton dress!), to the royals led by a sunshine-yellow clad Queen Elizabeth II and her main man Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, they’re all in the photos below. Enjoy! [Photos: Getty Images]

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by (@katespencer)

Kate Middleton Stuns In Sarah Burton Gown

Good morning! We are up bright in early to weep over Kate Middleton‘s gorgeous wedding gown. The newly crowned Duchess of Cambridge is wearing a long-sleeve dress with lace overlay designed by Sarah Burton of Alexander McQueen. According to The Times, her tiara “was given by King George VI to the Queen Mother who later gave it to the Queen as a gift on her 18th birthday.” Her sister and Maid of Honor Pippa Middleton is also wearing Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen. Kate’s shoes are McQueen too (we see a trend!). According to Elle UK, Kate apparently did her own make up. What a shocking and wonderfully down to earth move from the future Queen of England. Yep, we’re fangirling!

More pics as we get them!

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