Plastic Surgery

by (@shalapitcher)

All The Things People Are Saying About Taylor Swift’s Boobs Again

Taylor Swift's red carpet looks make people speculate about plastic surgery

Wow. This conversations sounds a little familiar: After Taylor Swift ditched her preppy schoolgirl stripes and shorts for sophisticated lady gowns at last week’s Golden Globes and People’s Choice Awards, the tabs are once again calling “boob job!” They did this back in April, when a couple of dresses (and, we think, push-up bras) drew attention to the changing size of TSwift’s bosoms. Today comes a story from In Touch magazine that quotes a plastic surgeon, who has not treated Swift (and now never will!), saying she “received a bust boost back in April,” based on the same photos we’ve all been staring at for too long. Dr. Michael Fiorillo told the magazine (via the Daily Mail) that “you can see the implants” that bring her from an A to a B cup.
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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Rihanna Goes Public With Chris Brown At Qubeey Party, Considers Getting A Boob Job For Him

Rihanna and Chris Brown get close at a club in LA

Here comes a big score for Team Breezy. Rihanna and Chris Brown took their romance public on Saturday night as they attended the Beverly Hills launch party of Brown’s new fan website Qubeey. The two were caught getting cozy in a booth at the Playhouse nightclub, and this time it’s on camera!

According to witnesses, Chris was quite the Prince Charming during his private time with Riri. “He made her feel like a princess just by the little things he was doing,” one guest told Hollywood Life. ” He opened doors, pulled out her chair, you know, being charming Chris. He was being a gentleman and it was cute. They had a few kisses and some drinks…” Although they seemed very affectionate towards each other, Rihanna didn’t want their controversial reunion to steal headlines and tried to downplay her presence. “She loves him and anything she can do to support him she will. She wants to be by his side and show up for him and last night she did.”

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by (@shalapitcher)

Did Taylor Swift Get A Boob Job? Well, Here’s How Breasts And Bras Work, People

It’s only Monday, and already I’m in super-rant mode, people. Gossip bloggers will not let go of this rumor that Taylor Swift got breast implants. Which, if she did, good for her. But the “evidence” is so highly suspicious — photos of her looking flat in a little bikini top and her looking like a healthy C in this dress; plus the fact that she went (gasp!) bra shopping last week — that we want to scream. Instead, we will calmly turn this into a public service announcement for all of the people who think that surgery is the only way women sometimes look bustier than they did before. Here are a few things you should know:

1. Bras. Sometimes, like in the photo on the left above, taken in Sydney this March, slim girls like Taylor don’t wear bras (and the rest of us are supremely jealous of this ability). Sometimes, like in the other two photos above, taken in early April at the Academy of Country Music Awards on April 1 and at Dianna Agron’s house last week, they do wear bras. The difference is often drastic. Especially if you’re wearing a fancy, boob-enhancing bra like the Victoria’s Secret Earth Angels push-up bra, which claims to make you look two cup sizes bigger. Amazingly, some blogs are pointing to the fact that Swift bought Earth Angels bras as proof that she went under the knife. Huh? Also, dresses like the one Swift donned for Agron’s little Shirley MacLaine birthday soiree last week have nice sturdy wiring that gives you curves.

2. There are also such things as cutlets and cookies and name-your-food-of-choice to give you a busty silhouette, when one is called for.
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by (@hallekiefer)

Poor Mila Kunis Mourns Her Lack Of Dates, Tiny Butt In Bazaar

Mila Kunis: we love this woman like a fat kid loves cake. Cake that is also a beautiful lady who does voices for Family Guy. You know who doesn’t seems like they love Mila Kunis, though? Mila Kunis. In a new interview with Harper’s Bazaar, the Ted actress lamented how her Black Swan weight loss has permanently affected her body, which “has never been the same.” Sighs Mila, “My shape is different. When I got down to 95 pounds, I was muscles, like a little brick house, but skin and bones. When I gained it back, it went to completely different areas.” Shrugs Kunis, “I’d be happy if my ass got bigger. All the weight that left my chest went to my side hip, my stomach.” When she says “all the weight,” Mila’s measuring it in ounces, right? We’re just checking!

As if body image wasn’t enough, apparently Mila Kunis isn’t constantly going on dates. We repeat, Mila Kunis isn’t constantly going on dates. “I don’t get asked out,” Mila complains. “This past year, I haven’t been home, so who’s going to ask me?… I don’t go out very often. I prefer to stay home and have a nice little beverage and watch television.” Jokes Kuis, “My glass of wine and I are besties.” Oh girl, no. You’re starting to sound like…sound like…us! That is the last thing we want in a celebrity!

[Photo: Harper’s Bazaar/Getty Images]

by (@hallekiefer)

Everyone’s Freaking Out Over Lindsay Lohan’s Face In Her SNL Promos

Lindsay Lohan is really taking it on the chin over her SNL promos, isn’t she? We would normally follow up that statement with a plastic surgery joke, except everyone on the planet has already done that for us. Look, we rip on Lilo as much as the next everybody, but all the concentrated face-centric Lohan bashing we saw today made us want to sit alone in a dark room and think about our lives. Since a lonely, darkened room is where we blog from anyway, we instead snapped out of it and collected the most vicious Lindsay Lohan SNL promo headlines we could find. For example, says Us Weekly:

Hoo boy. There’s also…
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by (@hallekiefer)

The Ever-Changing Face Of Rose McGowan

Rose McGowan has been on the scene a lot recently, and after we spotted photos of her at last night’s 40th anniversary party celebrating Charlie Chaplin‘s honorary Academy Award, we couldn’t help but notice that the Conan the Barbarian actress looks a little…different. Of course, Rose has looked a little different every time we’ve seen her for a long time, slowly transforming from a Marilyn Manson-dating girl next door to a really hot female version of Tim Curry. Don’t believe us? That proof is in the overly tight, wrinkle-free pudding, dear readers. Check out the many, many, many faces of Rose below, then watch Jawbreaker on DVD and let us know what you think:

[Photo: Getty Images]

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by (@hallekiefer)

Jennifer Aniston “Not Saying” She Hasn’t Tried Face Injections

Hold onto your socks, people, because we are about to blow them off: An A-list actress in her 40s has admitted to trying Botox and/or some kind of artificial face filler! We know; it’s inconceivable. Jennifer Aniston is the smooth-skinned guilty party in this case, telling InStyle, “People think that I do a lot of injections, but I don’t,” before acknowledging, “I’m not saying that I haven’t tried it … but I see how it’s a slippery slope.” *Gasp* Wow, sorry about your hat rocking up into the sky like that. You probably should have hung onto that too.

Even without medical intervention, Jen might still be slathering her line-free face with the finest oils and lineaments available to man. Luckily, with age comes something better than wrinkles: the ability to just not give a crap. Says the Wanderlust star, “I quit smoking a few months ago, and I put on a couple of pounds. Normally I’d be like, ‘Oh my god, I gained weight! Everyone is going to think I’m pregnant!’ Now, I just don’t care.” Besides, as Jen explains, “All that cosmetic stuff looks ridiculous on me.” We’re with you, lady! Just look at Betty White. Or alternately …Mickey Rourke. Actually, don’t look at Mickey Rourke. No good will come of it.

by (@hallekiefer)

Miley Cyrus Shoots Down Breast Implant Rumors

Guess we’re not the only ones who noticed Miley Cyrus’s amazing curves this past weekend. It makes sense; we’re not the only people with eyes. Apparently a large enough percentage of Miley’s following had questions regarding the authenticity of her lady lumps that Cyrus felt the need to clear some things up. Two things, to be precise. Her boobs. Are we being clear enough yet? You just let us know!

“Thank you for the compliment, but these babies are all mine,” Miley Cyrus posted to Twitter. “I wish [people would] realize you don’t have to be fake to be beautiful!” Later the singer turned to science to point out, “I’m 19! BOOBS GROW, PEOPLE!” Check out our three Mileys above for further proof, if you need it: The first photo on the left is from this year’s Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy Gala on February 12, the second is from Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards on April 2, and the third is from this Sunday. So, unless Miley has access to plastic surgery technology the rest of us haven’t even heard of yet (which is possible), we’re putting our money on some quality brassieres and a few rolls of double-sized tape. And prayer. Lots and lots of prayer.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Ali Lohan Denies Surgery And Drugs In An Effort To Be “The Good Lohan”

We all remember where we were that fateful day in September when Ali Lohan stepped out with her new face. But despite the drastic and undeniable transformation, those close to 17-year-old claim that the change was all natural. Her agents at Next Model Management attributed the new look to “a growth spurt”. Hmmm, do lips and cheek bones go through growth spurts, too?

But now Ali herself is opening up about the controversy, insisting that she never got near the knife. “It’s stupid,” she told the New York Post‘s Page Six Magazine. “I don’t listen to it. It’s absolutely not true. I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that? I’m 17 years old,” For a start, she claims that her mother, Dina, would never allow such a thing. “I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would ever sign off on that? No!” (Wait, is this the same mother that goes out partying with her fresh-out-of-rehab daughter, Lindsay?)

But it’s got to be rough trying to make it as a young model in Hollywood, with temptations at every turn. In fact, the littlest Lohan admits to being offered drugs on occasion. But luckily she remembers her D.A.R.E. training … and her big sister. “I just say no,” she says. “I’m lucky enough that I had my sister to learn from. I’ve seen people do it to her, so I’ve learned to be like, ‘That’s stupid, no.’ ” That’s really awesome Lindsay taught her that! But let’s hope Lilo didn’t teach her about lying, too.

[Photo: Splash News Online]


The Ultimate Lindsay Lohan Mugshot Lips GIF Wall

Another day, another Lindsay Lohan mugshot. The fifth and most bleached mugshot was taken yesterday after Lohan’s probation was revoked. Facing up to a year and a half behind bars, LiLo came to court prepared, arming herself with her plumpest, most Jolie-inspired lips yet. Any inmate who attempts to rough up Lohan will find their fist landing on a cushiony pillow of collagen. We can only dream what puffy lipped magic her sixth mugshot will behold.

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