Birthday girl Heidi Montag‘s drastic transformation may be nine months old, but on the 25th anniversary of her birth we could think of no more appropriate way to celebrate the constantly evolving starlet’s special day than to reminisce over her appearance old and new.
From the Colorado native’s fresh-faced days on The Hills to obtaining some big ol’ hills of her own, Heidi’s transformation to life-sized doll is nearly complete. Montag claims to regret some of the work she’s had done, but we have a feeling this spotlight addict’s makeover is hardly finito. Here are 25 photos dating back to 2006 documenting Heidi’s journey from Plain Jane to Playboy covergirl. [Photos: Getty Images]
We often have to remind ourselves that she is not the same person as her Glee character, but doesn’t the fact that Heather Morris got breast implants then immediately took them out a very Britney-esque thing to do? Talking about it in public certainly is.
“Implants were something I thought I wanted when I was younger, and now I don’t,” the actress/dancer told Fitness magazine. “It was hard being active with them, because my chest was always sore. It hurt a lot, and I didn’t like always being in pain, so they had to go!” We’re imagining Heather decided that in the parking lot after walking out of the hospital. Here’s the thing: in addition to being our favorite bisexual cheerleader, Heather Morris has never looked anything short of insanely hot just as she is. We’re imagining stabbing chest pains probably wouldn’t have added to her appeal.
Ooof. Well this is awkward. Lindsay Lohan caused quite a stir when she arrived at Cythia Rowley’s New York fashion show on Friday night. But unlike Nicki Minaj, it wasn’t because of what she was wearing. Hell, it wasn’t even because she was Lindsay Lohan. Apparently it’s because people thought she was 55-year old fashionita and plastic surgery
victim enthusiast Donatella Versace. Oooh, that’s gotta sting. According the New York Magazine, Lindsay staged her big entrance right as the lights went low and the show was about to begin. And with her newly platinum locks, suspiciously plump lips, orange-hued skin, inappropriately tiny shorts and equally inappropriately huge sunglasses, the 25-year old starlet was a dead ringer for the elder Versace.
“Then, the entire room full of journalists sat ramrod straight and let out excited, disbelieving, four-letter expletives as we all realized this was actually Lindsay Freaking Lohan,” reports The Fug Girls. “The take-home here for Lindsay should be that we all initially mistook her for somebody much crispier who is thirty years her senior.” The photo you see above was taken back in 2009, so we shudder to think how the two look side by side right now. Between this and reports that little sister Ali has undergone plastic surgery, it has not been a good week to be a Lohan face! Is it in the genes to age weirdly? Or is it in the genes to make bad decisions?
Check out pix from that fateful night in the gallery below!
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Despite the fact that the before and after shots clearly look like two entirely different people, Ali Lohan‘s older sister Lindsay (you all remember Lindsay) claims that the young model hasn’t had any plastic surgery done. “She has never,” she told E! News. Well, that’s settled. Lindsay would never lie about anything, right? Another source close to the Lohan Clan explains that Ali’s puffed lips, chiseled cheekbones, and restructured nose is because she “just lost a lot of weight.”
Well, we can’t argue with that, because the teen did look alarmingly skinny, raising concerns of her physical well being. “She is very underweight. By looking at her cheekbones you can tell she has muscle wasting going on,” Dr. Majid Ali, the editor of The Journal of Integrative Medicine tells RadarOnline. “I’m unsure how she is losing weight but she has the look of someone who may binge and purge plus calorie restrict.” Great.
The natural reaction would be to suspect modeling, an industry which admittedly does place a great deal of pressure on women to obsess over body image. But Ali’s agency is also claiming that littlest Lohan hasn’t gone under the knife, and is just growing up. “As a young girl who is growing up, it’s natural for her facial features to change slightly,” says a rep from Ali’s agency, NEXT Model Management. “We see this with many of the younger models we represent.” Ahhh right, this is also known as, ‘The Michael Jackson Defense.’ But still, numerous top doctors protest otherwise. Prominent New York surgeon Dr. Jon Turk tells US Weekly that “It appears that she has had a rhinoplasty and chin implant, giving her a narrower and more defined nose as well as a stronger jawline.”
All we can say is: heed this cautionary tale, Noah Cyrus. And hang in there Ali.
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After tabloids reported that she’d downsize her D-cups, Jessica Simpson has taken to her Twitter to blast those rumors with a dose of self confidence, and some truly priceless boob-themed puns. “Been getting lots of questions about this alleged breast reduction,” she wrote yesterday. “Not t0 w0rry…I LOVE MY BOOBIES!! They aren’t going anywhere!” Yes Jessica, we were allÃ‚Â very concerned. Stories have been making the rounds that the elder Simpson sis would reduce her bust to prep for her wedding with NFL star Eric Johnson. “She thinks if she downsizes her breasts she will look smaller,” a source told InTouch Weekly. “She’s never loved having a huge chest.” But Jessica made boobs of them *zing* by insisting that these ta-ta tales are nothing but false.Ã‚Â “It’s UDDERly not true!” she wrote.Ã‚Â “Breast assured everyone!” Damn it Jess, you’ve out-punned us!
Oh, Lohans. Will you never cease to make us question your collective decision-making skills? Ali Lohan was photographed in Beverly Hills yesterday while hitting the salon with big sis Lindsay, and not only did she look strikingly thin, but something else was…off. Since signing to NEXT Model Management last month, Ali’s lips appear plumper, cheekbones more swollen, nose refined, eyes more “alert” and eyebrows completely re-landscaped. We’d love to believe her almost-unrecognizable new face is due to some sculpting makeup, Lip Venom and masterful eyebrow threading, but we’re skeptical.
We must note that Ali’s 17 years old, meaning her mother Dina likely had to sign off on anything she may or may not have had done. Oy. [Photo: Getty Images, Splash News Online]
Audrina Patrdige is so over reality TV, you guys. In fact, the former Hill‘s star claims that she won’t be returning for another season of her spinoff show, Audrina. The series started strong, but has since been lagging in ratings since premiering on VH1 in the spring. Perhaps the low viewer turnout left a bad taste in her mouth. “We finished in April and I kind of decided I wanted to take some time off from reality,” she told The Daily. “I want to do something like acting or hosting,” And to spend more quality time with my bikini she no doubt thought.
Speaking of her famous beach bod, Audrina also addressed the rumors that she’s taken a cue from another (in)famous Hills alum and gone under the surgeon’s knife. “They always ask me about that because of Heidi [Montag]. There’s all these rumors and they all say I’ve had, like, six procedures, and I’m, like, ‘Where do you get that?’ Look at the pictures. I fluctuate in weight a lot.” She denied having any work done on her face, but got prickly when the topic of certain “enhancements” came up. “Well, see I have this chest problem,” she says. “My bone right here, it’s higher on this side? It’s pectoralis something, so I’ve always struggled with that. You could see they look different sizes all the time.” And there you have it: Audrina has mood boobs. Not implants. Mystery solved.
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Whenever A-list actresses rail against plastic surgery, our first instinct is to immediately point out that they are already the most genetically-gifted human beings on the planet, with skin that looks like it could actually be made out of flower petals. That being said, we’re all about Kate Winslet, Rachel Weisz and Emma Thompson forming the “British Anti-Cosmetic Surgery League.” Winslet told British paper The Telegraph the ladies made an anti-scalpel pact, vowing “I will never give in. It [cosmetic surgery] goes against my morals, the way that my parents brought me up and what I consider to be natural beauty … I am an actress, I don’t want to freeze the expressions of my face.” At least Winslet is in good company, seeing as how the League could also be called, “The 99% of the world’s population that couldn’t afford a face-life if they wanted one.”
Men In Black III actress Thompson agreed with the Contagion star’s passion, adding, “I’m not fiddling about with myself. We’re in this awful youth-driven thing now where everybody needs to look 30 at 60.” That’s not even counting the handful of 30-year-olds that are starting to look like 3,000-year-old space goblins.
Kim Kardashian‘s wedding to Kris Humphries is going to be a spectacle of, well, Kardashianical proportions. A source tells the NY Daily News, “Ã‚Â Kim really does want it to beÃ‚Â America’s version of the royal wedding is going to be isn’t the only one primping for a picture-perfect wedding. It’s the most lavish event possible – no matter what it costs.” Of course it’s going to be, because it has to be a money-making machine.
Kim’s mom Kris Jenner, as always, has dollar signs in her eyes with the whole wedding-palooza. The source explains that she, “is worried that all the money that’s going to be made from the wedding [via the sale of photo rights and sponsorships] will have to go right back into it.” But she’s also worried about how she’s going to look at the wedding because everything is going to be broadcast to the far outreaches of the globe. Apparently, Kris just got a facelift. And all the Kardashians are talking about it because publicity is the reason for their existence.
Khloe Kardashian spoke about her mom’s procedure saying, “She looks amazing. They say you are supposed to have a lot of swelling for a week or so after, but I didn’t notice.”Ã‚Â Jenner’s facelift will be a part of an upcoming episode ofÃ‚Â Keeping Up With the Kardashians, with the momager revealing,Ã‚Â “I’ve never had such a stressful morning, honestly, in my life.” Also, FYI, Humphries has also been talked into getting dental veneers before the wedding. Like we said, everything needs to be perfect, because perfect means a bigger paycheck!
Renee Graziano doesn’t want no cheap ass plastic surgery. In fact, the Mob Wives star shelled out over $30,000 to supersize her ass yesterday. Technically this was just one aspect of her “full body overhaul”, which also included a tummy tuck among other things. But the booty-enlargement was the crucial point, as the Mafioso mama says she’s “always wanted a little more junk in the trunk.” Which makes sense considering the five-hour procedure sounds like something you’d get done at a Jiffy Lube.
Renee told TMZ that she wanted surgery after feeling self conscious over the weight she gained on the first season of the show. But she insisted that the show’s producers never pressured her to slim down, and that the money for the surgery was coming out of her own pocket. It seemed like she was getting cold feet on the big day, tweeting “Full body lift!!!! I think I’m having 2nd thoughts!!!” before going under the knife. But all’s well that ends well, as the reality diva later triumphantly tweeted, “I dnt think ur ready 4 this. Cause my body bootyLicious 4 ya baby!!!!!!!!”
*single tear* We just love happy endings. Tune in to the next season of Mob Wives to see Renee twerk the new donk!
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