Plastic Surgery

by (@missmuttoo)

Sarah Palin Denies Boob Job

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Did she or didn’t she? Her camp is saying, “Not!” Photographs recently surfaced of Sarah Palin looking far more ‘buxom’ tham usual. Dressed casually in a white tee-shirt at the Belmont Stakes horse race in Elmont, New York, Palin’s torso looked like it had definitely gained a couple of curvy inches. And the interwebs have been braying, “Boob job!”

An insider from the former Vice Presidential candidate said, “It’s absolutely ridiculous.”  Palin is quite proud of her decolletage. A photograph from Palin’s undergrad days at the University of Idaho shows her in a pink tee-shirt that reads, “I may be broke but I’m not flat busted.” Apparently she was also particularly fond of a tee-shirt that read, “FCK: The only thing missing is ‘U’.”

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by (@missmuttoo)

Kim Kardashian Tried Botox

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Kourtney Kardashian admitted to a boob job recently, telling “Nightline” co-anchor Cynthia McFadden, “I have had breast implants, but it’s so funny cause it’s not a secret, I could care less.” Her sister Kim Kardashian confronted her plastic surgery rumors stating, “I’m totally not against plastic surgery. I’ve tried Botox before. That’s the only thing that I’ve done.”

So Botox, check. Anything else? No, she clarified, saying, “I’ve never had my nose done.” Her Mom Kris Jenner added, “None of us have had our nose done.” Kim went on to admit, “What’s funny about my nose, it’s my biggest insecurity. I always want to get my nose done . . . I went to the doctor, I had them take the pictures, he showed me what it would look like and it just didn’t — I wouldn’t look the same.”

Of course talk had to go towards her well-admired cleavage. Kim joked, “Trust me honey, if I take this bra off you will tell me I need to get them done.” If you say so.

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Christie And Alexa Ray Get Mother-Daughter Plastic Surgeries

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Just the other day, we were saying how nice it was that the Brinkley-Joel family seems to be keeping it together pretty well, despite Christie and Billy‘s divorce sixteen years ago, but that still doesn’t mean that these stars are just like us. For instance, Christie and her daughter Alex Ray Joel got plastic surgery together earlier this year, something we’ve definitely never done with our mom.

Star reports that the pair both visited the Upper East Side’s Lenox Hill Hospital in Manhattan (which is so appropriate, since they are Uptown Girls) this month to get some work done – Christie got a mini-facelift, while Alexa got a nose job within a day of one another. Star has before and after photos of both, if you’d like to compare noses. A source says that the $60,000 price tag was well worth it, because “Both Alexa and Christie are so happy.” We’d also like to take this time to point out that, despite (or because of) the work Christie has has done, she looks kind of amazing for a 56-year-old. Alexa looks good too, but we’re worried that this is just one more step closer to her morph into Tori Spelling.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Paulina Porizkova Blasts Heidi Montag And Kate Hudson Over Plastic Surgery

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Supermodel Paulina Porizkova had some choice words to say about fellow plastic surgery patients Heidi Montag, Madonna and Kate Hudson, in a blog post she wrote for Modelinia.com.

Apart from calling The Hills star a “cheap plastic pool float,” she had this to say about Madge, “Madonna no longer looks like Madonna: what started as a sexy, well-shaped, and somewhat hairy Italian girl has ended as a cool Nordic blonde . . . she is starting to sort of melt away into the stew of the famous women over-fifty-high-cheek- boned blondes-who-cannot-frown.”

As for Kate Hudson, who is rumored to recently have gone for breast implants, Porizkova had this to say, ” She just looks like any California blond actress. Instead of enhancing, she has diminished herself.”

Ouch. We know Spencer Pratt will have something to say about Paulina’s comments, but will any of the ladies respond with their own insults aimed at the fomer supermodel?

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Spencer Pratt Mocks Kate Hudson’s Alleged Boob Job

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Spencer Pratt may have expressed some concerns about Heidi Montag‘s plastic surgery when the latest model of his Stepford Wife was revealed last January (“I’m her husband—not her owner…I may not be okay with things, but it’s not my call”), but the same supportive nature that forced him to repress such qualms has now made him a silicone enthusiast. How else can we explain his mockery of Kate Hudson‘s alleged boob job on Twitter? “How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts! – Kate H – get ur money back… I gotta guy who will hook you up!”
Spencer has been on attack mode ever since Audrina Patridge dared to discuss Heidi’s health with George Lopez, joining the choir on Ke$ha’s SNL performance (“looks like a dragon on E threw up on a super hero outfit”) and slamming everyone from Snooki (“I’m coming for you…shark fin in the water…watch out…”) to Lauren Conrad (“Heard you were pitching a show about your fashion line. What’s it called ‘for sale’ or ‘discount rack’?”) to Al Qaeda (“Getting it done. Can’t hide from us…”). “Feeling this free speech today,” he exclaimed. “Can’t shut me down. U feel me?”

Check out the gallery of Kate before and after her alleged operation (one Us Weekly rumor and we can’t stop staring!). R U feeling Spencer on this or R U wishing he’d tweet in hell?

[Photos: Splash News Online/Getty Images]

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by (@katespencer)

World Clamors For Look At Kate Hudson’s Breast Implants

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Today Us Weekly turned the world’s attention away from Sandra Bullock‘s sex life and heaped it on Kate Hudson‘s breasts with a report that the actress recently got implants. Small implants, if photographic evidence provided by the tabloid is any sort of proof, but implants none the less! Hurray for caving to Hollywood’s standard of beauty!

According to a source close to Kate’s boobs, “her chest has always been one of her biggest insecurities.” We’ve always liked ladies with natural breasts, regardless of the size, and are admittedly sad to see Kate’s little lady lumps go. Below is our gallery of Kate Hudson bikini pictures taken before her alleged surgery, in case you want to reflect and remember her before going under the knife (obviously, you do).

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by (@katespencer)

This Is Not Natural

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What is left to say about Heidi Montag‘s deformed and inflated body? It appears that her plastic surgeon sliced out her happiness when he was scooping out Heidi’s back fat, ‘cuz she now looks like the world’s most miserable blow up sex doll. But hey, we guess she paid all that money to get chopped up into a tinier, bustier robot so she could sit around in a bikini all day, so this must be what she considers success. Congrats on all you’ve accomplished, Heidi! So what if you scare small children with your canon ball breasts in the process.

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[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

Heidi Montag Admits To Having Her Back Surgically Scooped Out

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Yes, apparently that IS a thing. Heidi Montag revealed to Ryan Seacrest that in addition to the 10 surgeries she had recently in her attempt to transform into a robot, she also had her back scooped and had her waist “cinched.”

[Vomit break.]

In true Heidi fashion, she has no idea what that procedure actually entails, telling Ryan, “I actually didn’t know. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit.”

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The downside to having her body fat removed with an ice cream scooper is that Heidi can no longer embrace humans because her bot-boobs get in the way. “I’m very weird about hugging people now,” she says. “[My body] is very fragile.”

Shall we vomit again?

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

Attack Of The Plastic Side Boob

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Audrina Patridge, Kristin Cavallari and a blow up doll went out to lunch yesterday, in what resulted in a mini plastic surgery convention over a couple bites of lettuce. We can’t stop marveling at the competing side boob in the pic above. It’s too bad these gals weren’t around at the turn of the last century – their boobs alone probably could have prevented the Titantic from sinking. Plastic surgery: turning body parts into flotation devices one implant at a time.

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[Photo: Splash News Online]