It’s hard to imagine Drew Barrymore aging – she still looks like seven-year-old Gertie to us – but the woman is 35 and at a point in her career where women in Hollywood start considering plastic surgery (or, if you’re Heidi Montag, by 35 you’ll be accepting your new title as the latest surgery-addicted Human Barbie). Drew’s not into it though, she can’t wait to see her future self in the mirror, all natural. “I’m so curious as to what’s going to happen naturally that I can’t imagine wanting to alter things just yet,” she said recently.
“And to all those women putting botulism in their faces – we don’t know what the long-term effects are, so stop! I’d rather look like a basset hound than do that to my face!” Just one more reason we love this woman – her willingness to get all Droopy Dog on us. Well, that and the fact that she’s a total hippie. [Photo: Getty Images]
We still can’t believe our eyes. It’s tempting to assume that multiple photohouses have gotten it wrong and the man on the right is not Donnie Wahlberg. But unless the wrinkly NKOTB bad boy steps forward, we’ll just have to accept that Mr. Hangin’ Tough became one smooth sailor over the last two weeks. Someone, please tell us a bad celebrity impersonator went to the Global Green pre-Oscar party last night and just said he was Donnie Wahlberg. Someone tell us Corky from Life Goes On got into low necklines and beads. Please. We beg you.
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Update: Good news, Donnie fans! Looks like there was a mix-up at the event and the fellow to the right is one Greg Alterman, founder and designer for Alternative Apparel. Our apologies to Wahlberg, Alterman and anyone unduly concerned by our concern.
When peering into Kat Von D‘s new face, all we can muster is “why?!” The darling of the tattoo scene has seemingly lifted her brows and narrowed her nose. At the wee age of 27, the eye-opening procedure was surely unnecessary, as was the shrinkage of her schnoz. Heidi Montag‘s 10 procedures in a day hardly made us flinch, but it now seems like young stars are treating the decision to alter their physical appearance as lightly changing their nail color! At this rate, we’re going to have a horde of Jocelyn Wildenstein‘s traipsing about Hollywood within 20 years.
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Heidi Montag is on the cover of People Magazine this week, sharing her story of recently getting 10 different plastic surgery procedures done in one day. We’d say something snarky but we’re too busy dry heaving to form actual words. [People]
Ye gads, has a dose of Sharon Osbourne-itis claimed its latest victim in Amy Winehouse? Hot on the heels of her much-publicised boob job, the rehabbed singer stepped out from a London doctors’ looking more than a little plump in the lip area. Amy’s already blessed with a full, sexy smacker, so we’re not sure whether this photo shows a dodgy bit of extra filler, an overdone pout for the photogs, or just a really bad shade of lipstick. What do you think – has Amy become a little too fond of the surgeon’s needle or not?
We’ve heard of drug use taking its toll on youthful good looks, but turning your bouncy rack into a floppy pair of spaniels’ ears is something new. But apparently that’s what happened to Dita Von Teese. The burlesque uberstar partied hard courtesy of of some pharmaceuticals back in the day, and blames that for her subsequent boob job.
“I was a bit of a party girl in the early ’90s and used LSD and Ecstasy. Eventually my weight dropped to 6stone 7lbs and I looked terrible, so I gave up drugs. My breasts never recovered, so when I was 21 I had 32D implants,” she said. While we’d never encourage popping pills en route to a replacement rack, personally, we think Dita’s plastic pair are some of the best going (take note, Victoria Beckham). [Photo: Getty Images]
Late last week, Mitch Winehouse shot himself into the Joe Simpson-sphere when he confirmed that daughter Amy got a boob job and looked “fantastic.” It was reported that she spent a seemingly-insane $56K on the new ladies. Now that we’ve got a good look at ‘em in all their glory at The Q Awards today, we have to admit…it doesn’t appear that Wino got her money’s worth. Maybe they just haven’t settled down yet, but thus far they’re looking scarily akin to the balloon orbs on the chest of Victoria Beckham.
Peep more pics below, and if you can peel your eyes away from the cleav, let us know how you feel about Amy’s latest addition to her appearance: fake freckles. [Photos: Getty Images]
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Amy Winehouse‘s brilliant dad Mitch has been doing his bit for drug treatment research in the UK this week by addressing Parliament about the issues around it – and he’s also managed to confirm the rumors his daughter’s had a bit of a boost. We recently reported the claims that Amy’s spent an incredible $56k on getting a new rack, and speaking to daytime show “This Morning,” Mitch confirms the op did happen.
“[Amy’s] Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well. I shouldn’t have said that should I? She looks absolutely fantastic,” he said. OK, so it’s not of the haunting calibre of Joe Simpson’s now-legendary quip about daughter Jessica’s assets (“She’s got double-D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”), but we think there should be a blanket rule. Dads should never be allowed to speak about their daughter’s breasts, ever. Actually, they shouldn’t even be aware that they exist. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Amy Winehouse has spent much of the last week denying she’s had a boob enlargement, and whereas we initially thought it was a rubbish tabloid rumor, we’re now not so sure. Although the papers reckoned La Winehouse has spent an amazing $55k on some new knockers (what’s inserted into them, liquid platinum?), we’ve gotta admit that something’s, um, up.
Going out to buy some candy (ahh, the more things change, the more they stay the same) Mrs. Civil sported some impressive cleavage of the type that we’re calling the ‘Victoria Beckham Orb’. Just compare this current pic of Amy (on the right) with one from 2008 (left) and wonder just how much of thatÃ‚Â is down to a “good bra” (once again, thanks Posh).
Premium airhead of The Hills Stephanie Pratt is well on her way to morphing into an Aubrey O’Day-Heidi Montag hybrid. At the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards last night, she looked almost unrecognizable walking the red carpet. The sister of Satan spawn Spencer seems to have gotten her lips plumped and nose refined, all at the young age of 23. It seems neither the acting nor the beauties of The Hills are natural. [Photos: Getty Images]