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Holly Madison Hates On Hef

Apparently dissatisfied with the attention she received for lip smacking Criss Angel in public, Holly Madison has now taken to whining about her time as Hugh Hefner‘s main bunny. “I’m just kind of sad about my breakup with Hef. I wish he would’ve seen it coming,” she lamented to Extra. “I want to be with somebody I can have more of a future with eventually. Hef and I can’t get married and have kids…so it was fun while it lasted but it wasn’t right for my old age. I got too old for Hef.”

The ancient and eldery Madison went on to divulge that she is still living with and working for her ex, but will be transitioning into a condo very soon. She also commented on her hopes for future suitors, saying, “It might be refreshing to date someone who is not high maintenance. Sorry, Hef, you know you’re high maintenance. I love you but you know you’re high maintenance.”

But does Holly know that Criss Angel is high maintenance? The douchey illusionist is always decked out in glimmering jewels, and his intense hairdo and makeup rivals that of his new lady. Love may be blind, but can’t it smell a loser?  [Photo: WireImage]

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Criss And Holly’s Not-So-Secret Rendezvous

Newly single Holly Madison and her rumored boyfriend Criss Angel spent Wednesday night partying at the Palms in Las Vegas. While the pair were never openly all over each other, they also did nothing to deny their alleged relationship. The cheesy couple was spotted discreetly tonguing each other by a partying spy. Sneaky! They even brought along a third wheel (to deflect attention away from their budding relationship, perhaps?), Holly’s former girlfriend-in-law, Bridget Marquardt. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Holly Madison: Before And After Makeup

We came across this pic of Holly Madison shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday, dressed down and with no makeup on her face. The result? She looks amazing! Natural, relaxed, and more beach babe than bunny. But hey, that’s just our opinion. We’ve got a pic of the made up Holly above too – which do YOU (and Hugh) prefer?  [Photos: Getty Images, Splash News Online]

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Meet Brody Jenner’s Latest Conquest: Playmate Of The Year Jayde Nicole

What do you think, is Jayde Nicole a step up from Kristen Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad?

Amazingly, hot women seem to be attracted to the douchebag factory that is Brody Jenner. We’ve never quite understood what is so attractive about a dude who loves throwing down peace signs, tattooing his name on his body, and Spencer Pratt – but chicks seem to dig it. But his latest lady is of a respectable pedigree – Playboy! She’s not just any old Playmate, she’s the Playmate of the Year 2008. Doesn’t she seem to be a little too good for a dude about to star in a show called Bromance?

On second thought – she apparently has the word “respect” tattooed right above her vadge. Sounds like a perfect match!

[Photos: Getty Images, FilmMagic]