Everyone’s first bone is always majorly awks. And not just the initial life-unchanging virginity stealing romp, but every first time a couple gets together in the sack. Unless, of course, you’re hammered – then it’s magical and forgettable! So it’s no surprise to hear that the first time Kendra Wilkinson straddled Hugh Hefner‘s creaky skeleton was a bit weird, but her description of consummating their “relationship” is honestly the worst first-time story we’ve ever heard – including our own. (You don’t want to know. Trust.)
Kendra is writing a book [laugh break] titled “Sliding Into Home” [second laugh break] and it in she describes the ecstatic pleasure ride that is Hugh Hefner’s gramp-peen. Take it away, Ken!
“One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room. In my head I could hear my mom’s voice, ‘You know they have orgies there.’ I said ‘Okay, if I have to.’ It seemed like every other girl was going and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn, it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was, all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.”
Let’s repeat that: One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him for about a minute. The next time you cringe remembering that awkward day when you were 17 years old and sliding around in the back of your boyfriend’s Saab, allow those words to wash over you and ease the pain of your past. We just did.
Who knew that Bieber-fever extended to members of his immediate family? In a strange twist that indicates that Hugh Hefner has either lost all of his mental acuity or that he’s wilier than ever, Justin Bieber’s mom, Pattie Lynn Mallette, has been asked by Playboy to pose for an upcoming spread, Zack Taylor reports. No word yet on whether or not she will accept the offer, but she has been offered $50,000 to appear in a sexy shoot for an upcoming issue. Not totally nude, mind you, but topless.
Single Mom Mallette had Bieber when she was just 18 years-old, and worked low-paying jobs to support him until a YouTube video of her son singing Ne-Yo’s So Sickrolled out the fame juggernaut. Wonder how Biebs would react if she said yes?
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Cameron Diaz is totally okay with going the distance to get some action. In an interview with Playboy, she revealed how her horniness sends her around the word hunting for some booty.
“Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love. It’s not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I’m always traveling for [whispers] c**k. You’ve got to go where it is.”
Oh and there’s more. She’s also quite – ahem – touchy-feely. She explained, “I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.’ Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me…I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It’s not optional.”
It gets even more interesting when she gabs about the differences between love and lust, saying, “Sexuality and love can be different things. I can be attracted to a woman sexually, but it doesn’t mean I want to be in love with a woman. If I’m going to be with a woman sexually, it doesn’t mean I’m a lesbian. We put these restraints and definitions on people, but it’s hard to define.”
Then it was on to the V-Card discussion. It was all very Nike for her - just-do-it style. She commented, “ I kind of did it just to do it. I wanted to get it over with just so it was done…After that it was as if the gates were open.” The good news is that Diaz won’t be a bitch to guys who hit on her, saying, “I never shut down any man who’s willing to ask me out unless he’s a total douche bag. It takes a lot for a guy to ask out a girl like me—not because I think I’m superspecial or anything. It’s just that I think men are intimidated, and it’s a lot to get involved with. It’s not uncomplicated.”
Of course the A-Rod question came up, but Cammy played it coy with, “No, no, no. I’ve been in relationships since I was 16 years old. In the past three years I’ve made a conscious decision not to be in a relationship for as long as I want. I’ve stayed away from all the traps out there for me to just fall into something that will potentially lead me down the same road…I want to have a relationship with myself right now.”
Dude, give us a break! You’re even hosting dinners with A-Rod!
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Did you ever wish that, instead of Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison‘s fellow Girls Next Door consisted of comedians George Wallace and Carrot Top? Just look at how wacky the trio can be, as illustrated by their photo op at the Playboy 50th Anniversary Party held at The Palms in Las Vegas. Oh, Carrot Top, you find a new and hilarious use for everything!
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She’s never going to go away is she. Never ever. Tiger wasn’t enough. She had to do the dirty with David Boreanaz and then get holier than thou about it. Let’s not forget her pitching Romancing Rachel. Rachel Uchitel… you get Mistress of the Year.
Now, we’re going to get to see some of what Tiger saw (ugh), because she’s agreed to pose for Playboy. TMZ found out that the shoot’s going down in three weeks and she’s going to be baring her backside and top – not the whole shebang (pun intended). She also has the right to pull out anytime before the shoot. Not that she’s going to. The woman has an incredible talent for stretching out 15 minutes.
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Those of you out there who generally read Playboy for the articles –that’s all of you, right?– will finally have a reason to flip past those boring, boring words when the latest issue hits newsstands later this week. In what is being heralded as the magazine’s most anticipated celebrity pictorial since Marge Simpson shed her lime green dress last October, Ashley Alexandra Dupré (aka “Kristen”) will be appearing nude in an eight-page layout in the May 2010 issue. And just in case any of you out there have doubts that the photo spread will be anything less than hot, it’s worthwhile to note that Dupré literally caught on fire during the shoot.
Oh, and for those of you who actually do read the printed words that appear in the magazine, you’ll have this choice quote from Eliot Spitzer’s main squeeze to look forward to: “I love sex and I’m very good at it, but I’m saving that. That’s for my future boyfriend from now on. And it will be fabulous.” Well, alrighty then!
UPDATE: The Village Voice has a first look at some of the EXTREMELY NSFW Ashley Dupré nudes from the issue. Click if you dare, but don’t say we didn’t warn you!
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Of course she does.
Heidi Montag must look at her last Playboy cover and totally cringe. After all, the photo was taken long before her 10 plastic surgery procedures, so she must think it’s quite ugly. Now she wants to pose for Playboy again, with her new body. Keep making your mom proud, Heidi.
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Model Paula Sladewski was tragically murdered in Miami on Wednesday. Her body was found “burned beyond recognition” in a dumpster.
“It’s so horrific. They’d have to be a monster. It’s a dastardly act,” said North Miami Police spokesman Lt. Neal Cuevas. “It’s the most heinous thing that a person can do to another person. It was just total, total disfigurement. You couldn’t even tell that it was a woman or a man or even what race.”The last person to see Paula was her boyfriend of two years. He reported her missing after they had a fight at Club Space and she never returned home. He was questioned for twelve hours and does not appear to be a suspect.
Despite reports labeling Paula “a Playboy model,” a Playboy representative told TheFABlife that that these are “inaccurate,” as she had not modeled for the magazine.
“She loved life. She was full of life,” said Paula’s sister Kelly Farris. “She went on a lot of vacations. She was a great person. I couldn’t imagine anything like this happening, you know. We can’t even give her an open casket. We can’t even see her again. She did not deserve to die in this way.”
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2009 was quite a year for Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Hugh Hefner‘s 19-year-old twin girlfriends went from obscurity to running around town with the world’s most famous playboy, and his third girlfriend, Crystal Harris. TheFABlife’s Libby Keatinge joined the bubbly blondes as well as other playmates, former girlfriends, and celebrities as they celebrated the end of 2009 and ushered in 2010 with an exclusive bash at the Playboy Mansion. Check out our gallery for all the details on Hef’s fabulous New Year’s Eve party! [Photo: Elayne Lodge]
This is no accidental nipple slip, Tara Reid purposely takes it all off this time for the January/February issue of Playboy. In addition to her naked body, the actress reveals her struggle with plastic surgery. “It wasn’t a good surgery, it happens sometimes. I got it fixed and now I’m OK, and I want people to know that I’m OK. I’ve been OK now for the last five or six years but people only show old pictures which is so unfair and that’s part of the reason why I did the Playboy shoot – to show the world this is me and this is what I look like,” she says. Tara’s issue comes out December 18th! [Photo: Courtesy of Playboy]