Mel B Will Do Playboy When She’s Desperate Enough


Former Spice Girl Mel B has done well turning her super-ripped body into a profitable industry — with her Totally Fit DVD and stint as British bra brand Ultimo’s celebrity face, she’s got the honed curves most women would dream of. And that men would dream of in a different way, obvs, which is why Playboy magazine have been sticking their dollar-encrusted oar in. But Mel’s made it clear that actually, things are going well enough at the moment without having to resort to Heidi Montag tactics.

“They’re offering me a ridiculous amount of money but I’m just not ready to do it. I’ll consider it in the future when I feel the time’s right,” she said. Translation: when the time comes when nobody is returning my calls and a hot body is the only thing I have left, then I’ll do it. We like Mel a lot, so hope we don’t have to endure her mens mag special anytime soon. [Photo: Splash News Online]


Holly Madison: Hef’s New Girlfriend Is “A Clone Of Me”


Holly Madison has made no secret of her breast enhancement, rhinoplasty, and other plastic surgeries, but in a new interview, Holly reveals that it was insecurity that led her to go under the knife.

“Living with Hef brought down my self-esteem a lot. I was comparing myself to the other girls…You have to look a certain way at the Mansion. If you look at Hef’s girlfriend now, she basically looks like a clone of me. It’s kind of weird,” Holly says.

Holly says that pre-boob job, she had a tough time hiding her homemade enhancement secrets from her beaus. “I always stuffed my bra. In fact, I had a boyfriend for years, and we moved so slowly. We didn’t have sex for a long time because I had to gradually bring down my bra size so he wouldn’t find out I stuffed my bra.” [Source: Popeater; Photo: Getty Images]

Check out our gallery of Holly before and after plastic surgery!

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Kendra Wilkinson Slams Hef’s “Whores”


Kendra Wilkinson appears on the cover of the new issue of Us magazine, along with also mommy-to-be Kourtney Kardashian, and the former Girl Next Door has some choice words for the new ladies her ex Hugh Hefner is hanging with. “When the baby’s born, I’ll bring him back to the [Playboy Mansion]. Hef is a huge part of my life, and I don’t care about any other whore there. I care about Hef. He’s a good dad, a great person, and I want my child to be around him a little bit.” Oh snap!

Kourtney and Kendra also dish on their former partying ways. “Right before this all took place, Khloe and I went to Miami to be single, crazy girls having fun, focusing on ourselves. I made out with a girl, and we had a great time. I never would have thought that all of this would have happened to me,” Kourtney says.

Check out the new issue of Us magazine, to hear more about Kourtney and Kendra’s crazy baby dreams, their babydaddys, and their plans for delivery! [Source, Photo: Us magazine]


Heidi Montag Shows Off What God Gave Her


Reality couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt talked to the September issue of Playboy and dished about their hot and heavy sex life and today we bring you the sexalicious photos of Heidi from inside her Playboy issue, and her custom-made body does look super hot. In addition to discussing the 20-30 orgasms a day Spencer gives her, Speidi also talked about doing it in a plane, the truth about Lauren Conrad‘s sex tape, and her future plans for plastic surgery.

Spencer On Lauren Conrad’s Sex Tape: “Yes, I facilitated the rumor, but it was true. Lauren was acting like she was little miss perfect goody two-shoes while [her boyfriend] Jason Wahler was trying to shop the tape. That tape exists!

Speidi On The Interesting Places They Do It: Heidi: “”…it makes me happy to see you happy. Like when we do it in the car.” Spencer: “Or on the plane on New Year’s Eve. How about that? When I initiated you into the mile high club? Holy sh*t!” Heidi: That was maybe the best experience I’ve ever had in my entire life. First flying to New York on a private jet and then getting to fulfill the fantasy of all fantasies. The hardest part was, like, keeping quiet so the pilots wouldn’t come back. Honestly, I feel as if I’m just beginning to know my body with you. You’re waking me up to what’s possible, and it makes me want to try every new thing, doing it all kinds of ways – indoors, outdoors, upside down. I feel sorry for couples who aren’t as sexually satisfied as we are.”

Heidi On Her Future Plastic Surgery Plans: “I’m definitely not done with my surgical quest. I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for you. Spencer: “Awesome. How big?” Heidi: “Triple X.” [Photo: Courtesy of Playboy]

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Kendra Wilkinson Is Having A Boy


Kendra Wilkinson and husband Hank Baskett are expecting a baby boy on Christmas Day. “I just left the doctor’s office and I couldn’t wait another minute to tell you guys…Hank and I are having a baby boy!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! When the doctor told me I was just like, OH MY GOD, I’m going to have a son!!!!!! Today is certainly always going to be one of the most memorable days of my life! Whether this guy is a little jock or not, he’s definitely going to be a mama’s boy. And, there’s no doubt he’s going to be a handsome one…just look at his dad!” Kendra wrote on her blog.

Kendra continued that she can’t wait to start decorating the nursery and “stocking his closet full of teeny-tiny Eagles jerseys (and Chargers ones too hahahahaha) We can’t wait to meet our son!!!!! Christmas Day and dirty diapers can’t come soon enough.”

Kendra first announced she was pregnant two months ago, just days before her June 27th wedding. The baby boy is due on Christmas Day. [Photo: Getty Images]


Heidi And Spencer Give TMI On Their Sex Life


In between fist bumps, kisses, and Spencer Pratt checking his four cell phones, the reality show couple everyone loves to hate dished to the September issue of  Playboy, where Heidi Montag appears on the cover, on their steamy sex life, nemesis Lauren Conrad, and plastic surgery.

Heidi To Spencer On Their Sex Life: “I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love. Or to experience a day with 20 to 30 orgasms. Before you, sex was just something that happened. Now it’s something I look forward to every minute of every day.

Spencer On Watching Heidi Shoot For Playboy: “Oh, it was f%&king torture! I got the biggest case of blueballs in history. I wanted to shut down production after every outfit change so I could enjoy you all to myself. I suggest they bring something like that to Guantanamo Bay, actually. Who needs waterboarding when you can have Heidi Montag posing in these outfits in front of you, in front of the ocean, and not be able to make a move on her? I’m not kidding. It was torture.”

Spencer on Heidi suggesting she enlarge her breasts more: “Don’t do it for me, Heidi. I think you have the best custom made breasts in the world right now. I don’t need you to make any changes. I’m already driving a Bugatti every day.”

Heidi On Lauren Conrad: “The millions of people waiting for season six of The Hills love us. And it’s not about Lauren Conrad, because she’s not even on the show this season. Which is fine with me.”

Check back tomorrow for photos from inside Heidi’s Playboy issue and what the truth was behind Lauren Conrad’s sex tape – and Heidi’s future plastic surgery plans. [Photo: Courtesy of Playboy]


Mr. Montag Unaware Of Heidi’s Playboy Spread


We have to hand it to good old gun-lovin’ cowboy Bill Montag, even he can’t be bothered to care about daughter Heidi‘s exploits. While the rest of the world seems to be unable to avoid all things Heidi and Spencer, Mr. Montag has remained blissfully unaware of his daughter’s latest media ploy – her spread in Playboy.

Though we’ve been hearing about the photos for what seems like years now and the Pratts even showed up to the G.I. Joe premiere in L.A. with copies of the magazine to shove in everyone’s faces, Heidi explained that, “I’m a big Christian girl. I kinda wanted to keep those values a little bit. I haven’t told my dad yet. I might not tell him.” On the other hand, Heidi’s mom was all for it. “My mom was so excited she was just, like, pose! God gave you that body, you show off that cute little thing.”

So funny that Heidi calls her plastic surgeon “God,” right? [Photo: GettyImages]


Bridget Marquardt Snuggles Up To Hef’s Twins


No hard feelings here! Bridget Marquardt gets cozy with her ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner‘s new girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon at the annual Midsummer Night’s Dream party at the Playboy Mansion on Saturday night. Karissa, Kristina, Hef, and number one girlfriend Crystal Harris played hosts to a slew of celebrity guests including Shaquille O’Neal, Jack Osbourne, and Brody Jenner and girlfriend Jayde Nicole. Oscar winners Three 6 Mafia performed at the soiree, where the Mansion was transformed into a Greek and Roman-inspired setting where lingerie clad hotties danced the evening away. [Photos: Courtesy of Playboy]

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Just Another Playmate For PETA


Playboy playmate and Brody Jenner arm candy Jayde Nicole is doin’ her part to promote PETA. We’re not sure what animals were actually saved by her wearing an edible bikini, but does anyone really care? She’s wearing lettuce on her boobs – surely some almost-slaughtered cow out there can appreciate how awesome that is. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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