According to Perez Hilton (who is reporting on a story from Life & Style), Heidi Montag Pratt is in talks with Hugh Hefner‘s peeps to pose in the pages of Playboy magazine. A source revealed that Heidi is down to do it and her hubby/manager Spencer Pratt is trying to finagle $500,000 for the shoot.
But there’s some bad news surrounded her supposed skin-fest: according to Hilton, “Heidi won’t be required to get naked for Playboy.” Yep, that’s the sound of our heart shattering. We wanted to see those fake boobs in action! [Photos: GettyImages]
Playboy threw a celebration last night in honor of trash-bomb Aubrey O’Day, who graces the mag’s March cover. Hugh Hefner and his ladies friends showed up in full force, and the group spent the evening grinding like only a rich old dude and his posse of golddiggers can.
Twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Stephens – decked out in matching Obama tees- rubbed themselves all over their meal ticket as Paris Hilton awkwardly looked on, clearly out-slutted (and confused by it). Aubrey, however, avoided the dry humping to focus most of her attention on making out with her dog. Just another night with the kinda rich and barely famous! [Photo: Splash News Online]
Holly Madison‘s boning magic man Criss Angel, Kendra Wilkinson is set to wed Hank Baskett, and now Bridget Marquardt is toting a new piece of man meat on her arm. All of Hef’s girls have moved on, and it looks like Bridget has landed the hunkiest rebound of them all.
The former Girl Next Door was spotted out at an L.A. party with this mysterious suitor. She was rumored to be dating Marisa Tomei‘s ex, Nick Carpenter, who was a no show in Google Image Search. Could this mysterious fellow be the Oscar-winner’s ex? [Photo: Splash News Online]
We always imagined that Brody Jenner would be like, a lip-locking genius. Maybe it was those luxurious eyelashes, or the fact that he seemed to please the always-complaining Lauren Conrad that convinced us he was a pro. But Brody and his girlfriend, Playmate Jayde Nicole, started sucking face on the red carpet for Maxim’s Super Bowl party, and things got awkward fast. Unsure of where to put his hands, Brody settled on the top of Jayde’s head, which looks more like a wrestling move and less like something we’d wanna do in bed.
Check out the pics below – do they turn you on or just creep you out?
We’ve essentially seen every bit of Aubrey O’Day‘s flesh, but we’ll take more! The former Danity Kane singer has confirmed that she’ll be Playboy‘s March cover girl, which means we’re destined to see every inch of her dog-kissing, bisexual body. Thanks, Hef!
Aubrey is – of course – thrilled with this little burst of skank energy reviving her otherwise dead career. “I’m honored to be a part of the Playboy legacy,” the singer gushed to Us, “and look forward to my March cover hitting newsstands on February 13.” Mark your calendars, dudes (and ladies) – her cover drops right before Valentine’s Day. That means all you single people now have plans! [Photo: Complex.com]
Are Aubrey O’Day And Her Puppy Lesbians?
Aubrey O’Day Takes Slutty Shots, Says Not A Slut
Hugh Hefner has added yet another gorgeous blonde to his new posse of barely legal ladies. 22-year-old Crystal Harris is the latest tight-bodied hottie to string her tiny arm around Hef’s back, taking her place next to the 82 year old’s other gal pals, twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon. According to her Myspace page, Crystal is a Psychology student at San Diego State, and she’s plastered her site with pictures of Disney World, puppies and sexy snapshots of herself.
She has yet to make it into the pages Playboy, but Crystal did pose nude on Playboy.com as their Co-Ed of the Week last October. She confirmed her position as Hef’s girlfriend on an E! Online message board, telling fans that “Hef gave me permission to fill people in on the new updates as a voice from the mansion.” She also hinted that Hef’s love clique might still be searching for other members. “There are a couple that we have interest in,” she wrote about the possibility of adding more girlfriends to the mix. “… As for now, it is just us three.”
Kendra Wilkinson has barely moved out of the Playboy mansion – where she’s lived with boyfriend Hugh Hefner and fellow girlfriends Bridget and Holly for four years – and already she’s engaged to another man. The mysterious love machine who yanked Kendra away from her 82-year-old dreamboat is Hank Baskett, a wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles. Let’s get to know the future Mr. Kendra Wilkinson, shall we?
- Full name: Henry Randall Baskett III
- Age: 26 years old (Kendra is just 23)
- Life Story: Hank grew up in New Mexico where he excelled at academics, track, basketball and of course, football. He was the leading receiver at the University of New Mexico for two years, where he perfected his football skills.
- Football Deets: Baskett ended up on the Eagles in 2007, after being drafted by the Minnesota Vikings. He was named a special MVP for the season last year as a rookie.
- How He Landed Kendra: The couple allegedly has been together (Kendra listed him as her hero on her MySpace page) for a little while, and engagement rumors first popped up in late September. He proposed atop the Space Needle in Seattle, with both their families apparently present. Sources say Kendra was totally shocked and surprised, but said yes, obviously.
- Just How Hot Is This Guy? Check out our pics below to find out.
Vida Guerra, Playboy model and video girl, shows off the goods. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Apparently dissatisfied with the attention she received for lip smacking Criss Angel in public, Holly Madison has now taken to whining about her time as Hugh Hefner‘s main bunny. “I’m just kind of sad about my breakup with Hef. I wish he would’ve seen it coming,” she lamented to Extra. “I want to be with somebody I can have more of a future with eventually. Hef and I can’t get married and have kids…so it was fun while it lasted but it wasn’t right for my old age. I got too old for Hef.”
The ancient and eldery Madison went on to divulge that she is still living with and working for her ex, but will be transitioning into a condo very soon. She also commented on her hopes for future suitors, saying, “It might be refreshing to date someone who is not high maintenance. Sorry, Hef, you know you’re high maintenance. I love you but you know you’re high maintenance.”
But does Holly know that Criss Angel is high maintenance? The douchey illusionist is always decked out in glimmering jewels, and his intense hairdo and makeup rivals that of his new lady. Love may be blind, but can’t it smell a loser? [Photo: WireImage]