politics

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Super Tuesday Surprise: 40 Celebs Who May Be Republican

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Happy Super Tuesday, everybody! No, it’s not a VH1 programming block, or the lamest, most abstract superhero ever. It’s this years’ batch of Republican primaries! EXCITING! Ok, we know it’s not our usual beat, and we know that Hollywood is seen as the most liberal, left-leaning town in all the land. But we’ve managed to [...]

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Stop The Evacuation: Levi Johnston Is Not Running For Mayor

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Just in case you live in Wasilla and were planning to get yourself the hell out because of this news, call off the moving vans. Levi Johnston is not running for Mayor. It was around this time last year that we spoke of Levi’s ambitions for candidacy. Also because he was planning a “docu-soap” around [...]

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Matt Damon Schools Interviewer On Education Policy, Makes Mom Proud

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Hurray for this video of Matt Damon from the Million Teacher March last weekend, who drops some serious education policy knowledge on a interviewer as his mom — a teacher — looks on with a smirk. The reporter seems to be saying that, with tenure and unions, teachers have zero motivation to work hard — [...]

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Miley Cyrus Puts Urban Outfitters On Blast Over Gay Marriage

We like buying overpriced sundresses as much as the next person, but we like it even more when Miley Cyrus supports gay marriage over a particular brand, especially considering that her wardrobe appears to be comprised entirely of their clothing. Apparently incensed by recent stories of Urban Outfitters donating money to anti-gay marriage candidates, Miley [...]

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Investigated For Using Highway Patrol To Transport Girls

Shockingly, a mega-famous mega-rich actor/governor who confessed to having a secret love child with his housekeeper and has been accused of groping women without consent may have been up to other forms of hanky-panky during his time in office. Arnold Schwarzenegger is reportedly under investigation by the California attorney general after the former head of [...]

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Luther “Luke” Campbell Loses Miami Mayoral Election, Wins 11% Of Vote

A lot of news sources will make sad trombone sounds over Luther Campbell failing to become Mayor of Miami-Dade County yesterday following the area’s recall election, but that’s a pretty kneejerk response. Here’s a guy who first made his name posing between the legs of women and rapping on tracks like “We Want Some P—y” [...]

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Eva Longoria Takes Over Capitol Hill

Eva Longoria decided to have some fun on Cinco de Mayo even though she was in Washington D.C for business. Eva was meeting with President Barack Obama to discuss the National Museum of the American Latino, a project which will, if agreed upon, will cost $600 million and will be on National Mall as part [...]

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Things That Make You Go Whoa!: Joey Lawrence Hypes Trump For President

It’s always good for a politician to get some big name celebrities behind them. Some have even suggested it was Oprah‘s support that got President Obama elected in 2008. Meanwhile, Blossom‘s Joey Lawrence supports Donald Trump‘s presidential bid, which we can all agree is almost the same thing. “Obama was something fresh, and new, and [...]

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John Legend Calls Out “Racist” Donald Trump

We always imagined it would take a house fire to make even-keeled musician John Legend do so much as coolly saunter to the door, but it looks like questions about Barack Obama‘s nation of origin have him in a rage. In fact, John Legend called Donald Trump racist at the Jazz at Lincoln Center Annual [...]