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Robert Pattinson Vs. Robert Pattinson: Wax Wars!

Don’t worry, Americans—you won’t have to fly to England to touch Robert Pattinson. Madame Tussaud’s New York museum unveiled it’s own waxwork of the Twilight heartthrob earlier today, allowing fans to run their hands through the hair of a RPattz dummy only slightly less emotive than the actual star. Surprisingly, the statues aren’t identical—the London one’s got more of a red carpet look thanks to the suit jacket, while NY gets a rough and ready vampire with wilder hair. Check out the gallery and let us know which dummy you’d like to take home in our TheFABLife poll.

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Dakota Fanning And Kristen Stewart Rock The Runaways Premiere

Pals and co-stars Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart stepped out last night to celebrate the LA premiere of their new film, The Runaways. While Robert Pattinson was too busy to attend, Taylor Lautner was on hand to represent the Twilight posse, along with co-star Scout Taylor-Compton and original Runaways Joan Jett and Cherry Currie. Both Fanning (who’s looking who to get past child stardom) and Stewart (hungry for a vamp-free hit) have a lot of riding on this movie, but which star had the hotter look at the premiere? Check out the gallery and let us know in our TheFABLife Poll.

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Howard Stern Mocks “Enormous” Gabourey Sidibe

Howard Stern found the loveliest way to say Gabourey Sidibe should have won Best Actress for Precious on his radio show Monday. “There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen. She is enormous. Everyone’s pretending she’s a part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie. She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she’s never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?” Sidibe has already scored roles on Showtime’s The C Word and the indie drama Yelling To The Sky, but Howard was too busy complaining about Oprah Winfrey‘s ego-boosting to check IMDb. “Oprah’s another liar, a filthy liar. She’s telling an enormous woman the size of a planet that she’s going to have a career.” Considering the lack of precedent for Oprah’s success, is she really that far off base? Let us know in our poll if you think Howard has a point about Sidibe’s chances to maintain stardom, or if he’s just a simple-minded jerk…or both.

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Reese Witherspoon Vs. Renee Zellweger: Who Looks Hotter?

What don’t Reese Witherspoon and Renee Zellweger have in common? Both are currently unattached, exceptionally skinny blonde actresses with broken marriages, countless romantic comedies and an Oscar each to their names, and both showed up in slim mini-dresses to the Vogue party for Vera Wang‘s new store in LA Tuesday. If it wasn’t for Reese’s kids and Renee’s workout pants, we’d think they were the same person. Similarly slim stars like Mila Kunis, Rachel Zoe and Nicky Hilton also attended the event, but—with all respect to Wang herself—everyone knew who the big stars were last night. So who’s looking hotter? Check out the gallery and let us know in our TheFABLife poll.

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Lindsay Lohan Vs. Courtney Love: Who Looks Rougher?

Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love may be unwelcome at NY fashion shows and family reunions (respectively, of course—Michael Lohan would love Lindsay to visit for the holidays!) but Roberto Cavalli has shown no such reservations at Milan Fashion Week. The Italian designer posed with both bad news babes at the Vogue.it party Friday and welcomed them to his runway show Sunday. Seeing them at the after party, we can’t decide who’s the hotter mess: Lindsay with her fur vest and silver Hammer pants or toxic avenger Courtney? Take a look in the gallery below—thankfully featuring George Clooney‘s girl Elisabetta Canalis as a welcome respite—and let us know who’s looking rougher in the poll above.

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Carey Mulligan And Kristen Stewart: Who’s Been Having A Worse Time?

Carey Mulligan and Kristen Stewart are two of the most promising young actresses in Hollywood, respectively winning Best Actress and the Rising Star Award at the BAFTAs last weekend. So why do they always look like they want to jump off a cliff? Both have been squirming through awards season with eye-rolls, stumbly speeches and forced smiles—can’t Robert Pattinson and Shia LaBeouf give these ladies a pep talk before Stewart presents at next month’s Oscars and Mulligan potentially wins one?

Check out the awkward ingenues in the gallery and let us know which one has been having less fun in our FABLife poll.

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Tiger Apologizes For Affairs, Denies Wife Attacked Him

While much of Tiger Woods‘ press conference this morning consisted of apologies for his numerous infidelities to his family, his friends, his employees, his co-workers, sponsors and anyone who ever thought he was a role model, the golfer firmly denied rumors that wife Elin Nordegren physically attacked him before his Thanksgiving weekend car crash. “Elin never hit me that night or any other night. There has never been an episode of domestic violence in our marriage, ever. Elin has shown enormous grace and poise throughout this ordeal. Elin deserves praise, not blame.” Woods also denied using performance enhancing drugs, though rumors of recreational drug use were ignored.

Despite practicing his swing near his Florida home yesterday, Woods said he couldn’t predict when he’d return to golfing, as his family was his primary focus (he’ll reportedly return to rehab promptly). The athlete did admit, however, that he could be competing professionally “within the year.” Did you find his apology sincere? Let us know in the poll above.

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Chace Vs. R-Pattz: Battle Of The Bachelors

Congratulations, Chace Crawford! The Gossip Girl star is People‘s Hottest Bachelor Of 2009, despite competition from Robert Pattinson and Bradley Cooper. So why did R-Pattz not get the nod? Were they worried he and Kristin Stewart would make it official before it ran? Would he not answer questions about “the perfect date”? (Says Crawford, “A pool table, beer, an electric jukebox and good conversation.” Aw.)

Do you think Pattinson was robbed or is Chace truly the cream of Hollywood’s bachelor crop? Soak in the gallery and vote in our poll.

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Who’s Scarier? David Letterman Or Al Roker?

It’s Republican women vs. goofy guys in glasses! First Alaskan governor Sarah Palin got upset when David Letterman made a joke about her daughter getting knocked up by Alex Rodriguez. The Late Show host swears he was joking about 18-year-old daughter Bristol, that didn’t stop her spokesperson from saying “it would be wise to keep [14-year-old] Willow away from David Letterman.” Because only a perv could joke about her kids getting pregnant, right? “I would like to see him apologize to young women across the country,” Palin told Matt Lauer on Today.

Then, after Al Roker‘s surprisingly combative interview this morning with Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on the same show, Montag accused Roker of “verbally assaulting” her, adding ” I would warn any people, especially women, who are going on the show to watch out for him.”

So who’s the bigger scare to women? Letterman or Roker? Even if you think both situations are absurd, surely one of these goofballs gives you the willies.

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John Mayer: Fame Whore Or Showbiz Type?

John Mayer is tired of you thinking he’s a douche. Not because it hurts his feelings, but because it shows an ignorance of Hollywood history. Yesterday the singer took to his Twitter to lay it out for us.

Long before “douches” and “famewhores” there were these people called “showbiz types.” “Showbiz types” are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet. Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place, except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much.

So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation’s tapestry. I’m a Showbiz Type. (cue penny whistle and marching drums) But I am not a douche!! (of 1,090,466, seventeen stand and applaud wildly)

What do you think? Do all the wry twitters, creepy pick-up lines, easy waitresses, obnoxious videos and Rolling Stone cover-girls in Mayer’s world show him to be a douchey fame whore or just your average Showbiz Type? We’re sure he’d like to know!